One Mixed Up Mary-Sue
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings or the song 'Behind Blue Eyes' by The Who. Please do not kill me for cruelly massacring a perfectly amazing song.
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Intermission 2: Angsty!Legolas Sings
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No
one knows what it's like
Legolas was pacing back and forth in
the room he had been given in Imladris. Emily was a very strange and
confusing girl. He could not understand why she seemed to want to
push herself away from him.
To
be the bad man
Did he do something to make her angry? Was
there something horrible that he had done that he didn't realize?
To
be the sad man
It was all so confusing- why couldn't she
just return his feelings?
Behind
blue eyes
Besides, he was damn hot… right?
No one knows what it's like
Why couldn't she just understand how much he loved her?
To be
hated
She almost seemed to resent him for something.
To
be fated
But they had to end up together! Everyone knows that they made a perfect couple.
To telling only lies
They would be happy forever if only she would realize her feelings for him.
But my dreams
She did love him-
They
aren't as empty
she just hadn't realized it yet.
As
my conscience seems to be
Legolas knew it deep down in his heart- they were perfect for each other.
I have hours, only lonely
He had been so sad when se had to leave Middle-earth, but now she was back.
My love is vengeance
They could be together.
That's never free
For ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.
No one knows what it's
like
Man; it was hard being this angsty.
To
feel these feelings
But it was all worth it for Emily.
Like
I do
No one else loved her as much as he did.
And I blame you
And he'd never cared for anyone as much as he cared for her.
No one bites back as hard
Her bitterness towards him was just because of her past.
On their anger
Just like his, it had been horrific and tragic.
None of my pain and woe
But he would make it his personal mission to help her get through these hard times.
Can show through
To help her get on and live life to it's fullest.
But my dreams
With him.
They aren't as empty
That was what he would
do, and nothing was going to change his mind.
As
my conscience seems to be
Plus, it would be his good deed for the day.
I have hours, only lonely
She was probably already asleep; he would talk to her in the morning.
My love is vengeance
She would see how much he cared.
That's never free
And they could live happily ever after- just like in Disney movies.
When my fist clenches, crack it open
They would be so happy and perfect and-
Before I use it and lose my cool
But would Emily's bitterness ruin them?
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Sure, he could try and help her.
Before I laugh and act like a
fool
But would it really work?
If I swallow anything evil
She was always so angry…
Put your finger down my throat
Could it be that she really didn't like him?
If
I shiver, please give me a blanket
Could she really hate him as much as she let on?
Keep me warm,
let me wear your coat
Nah! He was Legolas, absolutely
everyone loves Legolas!
No one knows what it's like
He would just have to win her over.
To be the bad man
Because she did love him.
To be the sad man
In fact she loved him very much.
Behind blue eyes
She just didn't know it yet.
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There you go, angsty!Legolas songfic. Cringe in terror!