Chapter Three: On the Way to the Coruscant Market

"I am driving, I am driving, I am driving!" Anakin said as they went into the speeder garage. "I mean I am piloting, I am piloting!"

"I guess you can Ani. But no going over the velocity limit!" Obi-Wan said sternly.

"Geeze master, when are you going to loosen up some? We are Jedi, the traffic droids don't stop registered Jedi vehicles. And besides, Yoda wants us to get back with the gruel soon ya know."

"Hey Obi-Wan, you really outta take the padawan's advice," Aayla said. "You really sound like you have some real rule-breaking problems. As in you hardly ever break any rules. Didn't you learn from Qui-Gon? Oh yeah. . Now I have to put in a disclaimer about my previous statement, according to Galactic Code 4.21.05-4.24.05. No representation is made that the quality of psychiatric services performed is greater then the quality of psychiatric services to be performed by other psychiatrists. Boy I hate those legal disclaimers."

"Why do you two have to antagonize me? Ani, did you tell Aayla about using that legal disclaimer on me yesterday?"

"Nope master, but you know they say great minds think alike after all!"

"I agree with your padawan, Obi."

"ARRGGGHHHH!" Obi-Wan shouted.

"You really need to get some anti-stress medicine master."

"Well, with you around, of course I do. How could I not need anti-stress medicine with a Bozo for a padawan?"

"Hey, I thought I told you NEVER to mention my middle name?" Ani said frustrated

"Can we just get in the speeder?" Aayla asked. "We've been standing here for 5 minutes arguing."

"Sure," Obi and Ani said at once.

They hopped in the speeder, Ani and obi in front, and Aayla in the back seat. Of course the speeder, picked out by Ani, was of course a really weird yellow color, ad also open cockpit. Ani then proceeded to back the speeder up and out of its slot at 60 kilometer per hour. Obi-Wan almost puked.

"I thought I told you to pilot it responsibly my very young padawan!"

"All you told me was to not go over the velocity limit, and last time I checked, the Jedi garage doesn't have a velocity limit," Anakin said with a smirk.

"Well, now I am telling you to pilot the speeder responsibly!" Obi-Wan said tiredly.

"Must I?"

"Yes, you must pilot it responsibly."

"Ok."

Ani mostly piloted responsibly, and only caused Obi-Wan to almost puke three times. They arrived at the Coruscant Market about thirty minutes later….

To Be Continued……