Chapter 5: Yoda's Gruel

"My, for some reason I feel like I have been unconscious for thirty minutes!" Obi-Wan said as Anakin pulled the speeder back into the speeder garage of the Jedi Temple. "Aayla, did you knock me out?"

"I figured you would prefer to be unconscious then pee in your pants or puke all over yourself," Aayla declared.

"Good point."

"So, master, did you enjoy the ride?"

"How should I know?" Obi asserted as he grimaced. "I was out of it thankfully."

"Awww, you would have had fun puking I think, master. Or at least I would have had fun watching!"

"I am sure you would have, padawan. Now can we just get this stuff to Yoda so we can be done with this wretched assignment?"

"Sure, I would like nothing better," Ani affirmed. "So where have we got to take this stuff?"

"Yoda's quarters," Aayla declared somberly.

"What's wrong with that?" Ani asked, somewhat afraid to know the answer.

"You know Yaddle? A female little green frog thing…whatever their species is?"

"Aayla, of course I know Yaddle, she's on the council, after all," Ani stated.

"Well, this is gonna be messy, but lets just say Yoda and Yaddle like each other. And since Yoda is the highest Jedi, he gets whatever he wants, the spoiled frog. So he has his own hot tub. If he and Yaddle are in the hot tub when we take him the ingredients for his gruel, do not look directly at him. Just looking at his green body can kill ya."

"EEEEWWWWWWW!"

"I agree," Obi added.

They then went up the turbolift to Yoda's quarters. Just as Aayla had guessed, Yoda and Yaddle where in the hot tub as usual. At least the mud they were using this time was more opaque then the last time Aayla had been in Yoda's quarters. There were small critters moving around in it, which of course the frog people ate. Ani turned green immediately.

"Here are all the ingredients for your gruel, Master Yoda," announced, holding her nose at the same time.

"Good it is, that returned you have. Need my gruel I do. Pour the ingredients into the hot tub you must. Wrappers you must also pour in. Gives the gruel a special flavored taste, they do."

"Whatever you say," Obi-Wan remarked, also holding his nose.

Aayla, Obi, and Ani then poured the ingredients into the hot tub, where the ingredients immediately started to simmer. Yoda and Yaddle then started drinking the ingredients, and the mud, all at once.

"Can we go master?" Aayla asked.

"Guess you can go, I do. Have important business, Yaddle and I do."

"EEEWWWWW!" Ani shouted. "I don't want little green frog people running around the temple!"

The three Jedi in the room younger then 700 then ran out of the room as fast as they could, puking all over the squishy floor on the way out.

"Thank you," Yoda said, "I have been needing fresh puke for my gruel for awhile now."

This of course caused the younger Jedi to give him much more fresh puke. When they finally made it out, they all agreed that they would not be able to eat for months.

"So, Aayla, want to come over to our quarters?" Ani asked hopefully. "After all, we have a stocked medicine cabinet, and it looks like we all could use some."

"Sure kid, but no funny business!"

"I'll try to be good!"

To Be Continued…