Authors Notes: If you haven't read the revised chapter 7, I suggest you do. The first time I wrote it I completely messed it up, and therefore revised a lot of it. So unless you want to be lost, go back and read it: p

Also, today's entry is going to be a little weird if you aren't a member of the HS CP because I include some people from there in it, but hopefully it will still be funny for all 

Chapter 8: Dirty Ewoks & Weird Armored Dudes

"WOWZA!" Anakin exclaimed when Natalie and he were done 'enjoying each other's company.' "Hmm, that was wonderful, so, when are we gonna do this again?"

"I don't know, but it should be soon!" Natalie declared.

"For sure!"

"So, what should we do now?" Natalie asked?

"Well, first of all, we better clean up; you never know when the master will be back. And then, I guess we could go get some more food. 'Enjoying each other's company' for so long makes me hungry."

"Sounds good to me," Natalie affirmed.

They cleaned up, and then decided to go to a restaurant known for people making out instead of eating. They then left Obi-Wan and Ani's quarters, first making sure to leave a note on the holoboard telling Obi that they were gone to get more food. Then they went to the restaurant, called Make-Out Diner.

"Kind of an original name isn't it?" Natalie asked.

"Yeah, the owner/operator, who curiously has the name of Obi, same as my master, is kind of lame when it comes to naming stuff like this. But hey, they have some great tables and an even greater theme!"

They then went in, and discovered that the restaurant's policies had changed, and now two couples had to share a table. And of course, Ani & Natalie got paired with the strangest couple they had ever seen. It was a weird little female pink ewok, not surprisingly named Pinky, and a weird armored dude. He had white armor that Ani had a feeling he would see some time in his adult life, he also thought he might even end up being in charge of a group of the armored people. The couple had already started tonguing by the time Ani and Natalie got to the table.

"EEEWWWW!" Natalie exclaimed.

"For sure!" Ani affirmed.

Then, having no alternative, they sat down, and ordered some food, not that they would be eating it anyways, as they would be to 'busy.' Just as they where starting to give each other mouth-to-mouth, the weird armored dude named KDY started to moan. Ani and Natalie looked over, and where instantly appalled.

"And I thought them making out was bad. That is even worse. Hmm, wonder if they will get thrown out. Last time I was here, anything more then eating face (the main course at this restaurant) was forbidden. But with the way they are going at it, maybe the rules have changed."

"Interesting," Natalie said as she and Ani went back to smacking with each other.

"You are SUCH a good kisser!" Ani muttered as they were swapping spit.

"You too!" Natalie said.

Just then, the ewok and weird armored dude moaned louder then before.

"And I thought it was bad earlier!" Natalie exclaimed.

Ani and Natalie then puked.

"I get the feeling we are gonna want to drink something before we start again!" Ani said disgustedly.

Just then, they looked over at the next table to see Aayla sitting by herself.

"Aayla?" Ani asked.

"What are you doing here, kid?"

"Just giving Natalie a little mouth-to-mouth ya know."

"Must be nice," Aayla said sadly.

"Uh, what happened to you and Obi-Wan?" Ani asked perplexed.

"Well, apparently, he didn't think we were right for each other," Aayla said. "So he dumped me."

"Well, sorry Aayla, but would you like us to give you a ride back to the temple?"

"Sure kid, that would be better then a taxi for sure."

Aayla, Ani, and Natalie all left the restaurant then, and went back to the temple. When they got there, Ani kissed Natalie goodnight and walked with Aayla.

"So, since my master broke up with you, that means I get to go out with you, right?"

"You know, that's not a bad idea. Pick me up at 7 tomorrow evening?"

Ani could scarcely believe his ears.

"O-of c-course I w-will!" he stammered out, scarcely believing that he, a 15 year old human, was bout to be going out with a 30 something twi'lek. "See you tomorrow night at 7!" Ani exclaimed, and then ran up to his quarters to gloat in front of Obi…

To Be Continued…