Chapter two- A little help from the band
Author's note- I'd like to thank "Bloo and Honey are #1" for this idea. Not my idea, but a very good idea thankfully, because I only have plans for chapter four and five. Yeah… I'm stupid like that. Not that you didn't know that, but still…
Mr. Herriman was busy raking his tongue with a toothbrush in order to rid himself of ca-ca when the idea occurred to him. Who better to get Bloo and Honey apart than the ones who love them? So Herriman rushed to the phone and dialed several numbers to find some help. (Not including 911 but that would have been hilarious.) There was no way his plan could fail… or could it? (Dun dun DUN!)
Ding dongHerriman hurried to the door before Frankie could get there. Frankie frowned.
"Hey, you want me to answer the dang door or not?" she growled.
"Uh… erm… go take the rest of the day off," Herriman panicked.
"Really? Cool!" Frankie said perking up. Herriman answered the door after Frankie left.
"Oh, thank heavens, where are the others?" he asked.
"Oh, they're coming. They were 'berry' excited!" Berry grinned.
"Hey, over here!"
"Oh, hello, Master Bendy," Mr. Herriman sighed.
"Yeah, so what's the pay exactly?" Bendy asked.
"Uh… fifty dollars an hour?"
"Cool," Bendy grinned.
"Puh! Money? I want Bloo!" Berry shrieked furiously.
"Better, you take Blooregard away."
"YAY! Bloo and I will be a blissfully wed couple and we will be together forever AND EVER!"
"Ok, what do you want, Rabbit?" Blake Superior said coming in and squashing Berry behind the door.
"I need you to GET THIS STINKIN' DOOR OFF MY (bleep) IN' FACE!"
"Whoop, sorry, Miss." Herriman wasn't so sure that he should have hired these imaginary friends but it was too late now.
"Now, you all know what you came here to do," Mr. Herriman said. There was a little silence before Berry shrieked,
"WE SMASH HONEY'S FACE IN WITH A MALLET!"
"No," Blake said dreamily, "I want to marry her!"
"But… but… I wanted to marry her," Bendy growled.
"I want to marry Bloo," said a voice.
"OK, WHO IS IT?" Berry screamed.
"Me! Cockroach's little cousin, Bob," said a little roach.
"Foster's has a bad insect problem. Why don't you pay for that kind of stuff?" Bendy asked.
"Because someone stole my wallet," Mr. Herriman grumbled.
"RATS! They beat me to it," Bendy yelled.
Meanwhile at the mall…"Would that be credit or debit?" the store clerk asked.
"Credit please," said a little bunny.
"Ooh! Look at those cute shoes!" Princey squealed.
"Hi," said 'Hi guy' (Thanks BiggestJuniperLeeFanEver)
Back to Foster's…While Mr. Herriman looked for Bloo and Honey, Bendy got his markers ready, Berry coated her lips with lip-gloss (and I switched the bottle with shoe polish, but she doesn't know that yet,) and Blake… um… flexed his muscles… Finally, Herriman caught the two lovebirds… together… (BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! YAY! (Somebody slaps bloomacncheez) sorry…)
"Oh… that little son of a-," Herriman thought.
"So? What are you waiting for? LET'S GET THEM!" Berry screamed once more. Bloo and Honey turned around.
"Oh, hey Darry," Bloo greeted.
("Yes?" said Darry Curtis from the 'Outsiders'
"Freak," said Ponyboy and Sodapop Curtis.)
"IT'S BERRY! YOU STUPID IDIOT!" Berry screeched.
"That was TOTALLY my next guess!"
"Oh… it's you…" Honey snarled as her tail curled. Berry folded her tiny arms.
"Yep, and you, Honey, you-you butterfly-hamster-cat-thing…" Berry snapped.
"I'M NOT ANYTHING LIKE A CAT! OR A BUTTERFLY! OR A HAMSTER! IT'S BIRD-FOX-BUNNY, YOU TURD MONKEY! BUNNY I TELL YOU! BUNNIES! Ooh, bunnies where?"
"Yeah, Airy, I can see where you'd get hamster and cat, but butterfly? Uh, not so much," Bloo pointed out.
"Oh, sorry, Bloo, I didn't mean to offend you…" Berry apologized. Honey snorted and turned her back away. When she looked up at the wall, she saw spray painted on the wall, "Bendy and Honey forev- Blake and Hon- Herriman and- (scribble scrabble squiggle squaggle)'
"Okay, what the heck?" Honey rhetorically asked.
"Give me the stupid spray paint!" Bendy thundered at Blake who was putting little hearts everywhere.
"You put hearts next to Herriman's name…" Honey said. Blake realized that he had and turned a brilliant red. "Are you gay or something?"
"No…"
"Yes, he is," Bendy grinned.
"SHUT UP!" Blake screamed tackling Bendy and rolling out the door.
"As for you…" Honey smirked looking at Berry, "You, my pink-turd fiend get to go on a MAGICAL cruise…"
"Ooh! A cruise? With Bloo?" Berry squealed.
"Uh, yeah, whatever," Honey said. Then she led Berry to… THE TORTURE CHAMBER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, so she led her to the parlor… WHERE SHE STRAPED HER TO A BOTTLE ROCKET AND LIT THE FUSE! MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Oh, dear…" Mr. Herriman sighed as Honey laughed maniacally. She had such a cute maniacal laugh… then Bloo kissed her and they ran off.
"I'm still here," Bob said.
"Good gracious, who has the swatter?"
"I can dress into a lowing cloth and swipe her off her feet."
"Lowing cloth? Good lord!"
"It would work though… right?"
"WRONG!"
Squish.
TO BE CONTINUED…