At this Hermione seemed to release a sigh… wait a minute was that relief? God that couldn't be relief, she was so not going to fall for this annoying badass, full of himself, completely gorgeous, tall, dark, and handsome…

Hermione caught herself starring at Sirius, but what was worse was that Sirius was smiling back.

"Hermione?" She came back to earth and looked over at Storme who had just spoken, "Huh?"

"I said what do you think about the chances of Lilly and James getting together?" repeated Storme.

"Oh." Hermione glanced back at Sirius who was still looking at her, "Err, I think they'll end up getting married and have a kid." She blurted out. The other three looked at her shocked a little caught off guard.

"Are you kidding? Lilly will never go for James, she on the boarder line of hating him! She only went out with him today because she was repaying me for a favour." Sirius said laughing as if the idea of them actually liking each other was absurd, as he continued talking he whipped up some drinks, Hermione happily drank some.

Hermione seemed to zone out for the rest of the afternoon putting a 'yeah,' or 'ahum' here and there, she was just really zonked out, completely buggared.

Lilly, James, Remus and Peter arrived back from Hogsmeade, "Never, ever again!" screamed Lilly as she stormed into the common room, "Oh, you don't mean that! You know you love me! Admit it!" James cried after her. Lilly gave James a finally look of disgust before she disappeared up the stairs.

"Tough break mate." Said Sirius as James dumped himself in a chair next to him. "I don't know what happened, I just saw Snivellus and the next moment he's up in the air, upside down… I just couldn't help it." He stops for a moment as reliving the moments in his mind, "Then Evans went all crazy at me! What is with that?"

"I dunno mate but…" Sirius and Draco tried to make up excuses for him, but Draco whose favourite Professor was Snape, was finding it hard, then out of no where Hermione blurted out, "Yeah well he's a cold hearted, mean bastard that should have never been born in the first place!" Everyone in the room seemed to go silent and stare at Hermione, she blush and took another sip of her drink, which had been magically refilling.

"Well… he's really not that bad…" replied Sirius, James nodded his head, "Yeah, I mean I don't think he's a bastard, but a rat I would agree with, as well as a snail…" The boys continued talking about what Snape actually was, Hermione sunk low into her chair, she didn't feel the need to be the centre of attention at this moment.

Draco was quite confuse with Hermiones behaviour, first she told them what was going to happen with James and Lilly, then she blurted out, very loudly how she hated Snape, sometime, to everyone else knowledge, she had never met. It was if she was drunk, but without the alcohol, then Draco looked down at his own drink. Hermione gave a sigh, "I'm going to the… toilet…" She got up and slowly made her way out of the porthole. Draco followed.

Once they were both outside, Draco dragged a surprised Hermione into an empty classroom. (A/N: suss I no!)

"What are you doing?" Hermione asked as Draco shut the door. Draco turned to face her, "What's wrong with you? You can't just blurt out stuff about the future, or yell at the top of your voice!" Draco half yelled. Hermione gave a sway, "I don't think its me though, what is in this drink… humm its good though."

Draco noticed that Hermione was still holding her drink.

"It seems that you may be a little tipsey, how many have u refilled?"

"What's it to you? I am not tipsy I'm quite fine, I'm going, heading back home to my real friends, Harry and Ron!" Draco's stomach gave a lurch as she said these last few words, she was drunk, and was nowhere near passing out yet, and she was going to blurt out their secret. He was in the middle of thinking through what he was going to do when Hermione jumped him, "You're very sexy when your blurred, you know." She said before leaning in and giving him a kiss.

"Your one cheap drunk you know?" Draco said, all thoughts of saving their secret thus humanity, had flown out of his head, with that he grabbed Hermione Threw her over her shoulder and carried her into the common room.

"Party in our dorm boys!" He said to Sirius, James and Remus. They all cheered and the sixth years followed them up to the boy's dorm.

The party started with most of the fifth, sixth and seventh year Gryffindors all cramped in the sith year boys dormitory, but by midnight there was just 6, Hermione, Draco, Sirius, Remus, Storme and James. All laid with their heads at one end in a circle so they could talk. Sirius and Hermione laid next to each other, Hermione was still by far the furthest gone.

"So," Sirius whispered in Hermiones ear, "What is the secret between you and Draco?" He asked. Hermione gave a giggle, "Why should I tell an old fart like you Sirius? Your at least 33, but don't feel bad," She hiccuped, "Cause your not going to get any older!" He was surprised by her answer, but continued, "And why won't I get any older?" He asked, she gave another laugh, "Because your dead silly!" Sirius whole body seemed to go cold, "But I'm only 16 going on 17! How can I be old, or dead?"

Hermione took a long time to answer, but Sirius waited anxiously, "Because this is the past, the real year is 1996! I'm just stuck here in the past, but its not a bad thing, it's been fun…" she trailed off, but Sirius had already gotten what he needed, but he had no way digested it yet.

"So, who's trying, putting their names in the thingie, the gold fire goblet thing?" Hermione spat out.

There was a few mumbles in reply.

James sat up a little, "Is any one sober enough to perform the 'Toowayfarrgone' spell?" he asked dreerly.

"I am!" Hermione yelled throwing up her hand, Draco pulled her hand down, "No your not." he seemed to slur.

James gave a sigh and fumbled around looking for his wand, after ten minutes of searching he found it in his pocket. Pulling the wand up he swayed a little, "Toowayfarrgone!" He spat waving his wand in a circle at the group of nearly pasted out Gryffindors.

Suddenly Hermione felt sleepy, then a horribly sharp pain hit her in the head, this lasted for about three seconds then she opened her eyes, sober again. The others seemed to experience the same thing.

"What was that?" She asked James, "It's a spell to make you sober, it pretty much just speeds up the time between when you were drunk to the next morning, the sharp pain was the hang over."

"Oh, that's nice." They talked a little while longer, that is everyone but Sirius, who was thinking hard about what Hermione had said. One by one they dropped off to sleep. If only Hermione had known what a horrible thing she had let slip.

A/N: Yeah, I'm sorry but the whole getting drunk, I hope it didn't offend anyone, but that was really one of the only ways I thought that Hermione could let slip the secret! But next chappie will be a lot better! And it'll be long too! yay! Review, and thanks to all that have reviewed.