DISCLAIMER: Uncle George owns it all. Thanks for letting us play with your galaxy George!
SUMMARY: Between a teenage male author, Anakin and Aayla being a couple, and Obi-Wan at wits end, this story will hopefully amuse!
WARNINGS: This story is completely crazy, destroys half the continuity of the Saga, and has some sex, etc.
PAIRINGS: Anakin/Obi-Wan and Anakin/Aayla.
GENRE: Humor, pervertedness, and some romance.
Author's interruption.
AND NOW FOR A WORD FROM THE AUTHOR! This is a rewrite and revision of the first version of Being Around Her. I am doing this because there were several problems with the story, some grammar issues (still going to be some of those) and I just generally was not satisfied. There probably will be only minor changes at first, but then their should be more changes on some of the crappier chapters.
Being Around Her I: Special Edition By OBI, with great help from Sithy Boobu Head, and the members of the HSWCP!"Hey Master, I'm home," said a fifteen year old Anikan Skywalker. When Ani thought about it (not that he did too very much of this), he was really 'home' anywhere in the temple. Somehow, though, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ani's quarters just felt a little more like a home than the rest of the temple. After all, the rest of the temple doesn't have holos of Ani & Obi-Wan all over the place, or have the privacy of their quarters.
"Where have you been, Ani?" Obi-Wan said sternly.
"Oh, you know, just getting laid down in the lower levels master, nothing to exciting."
Obi-Wan looked at his padawan sternly and just shook his head. "What have I told you about surfing those No-Jedi under 17 holo-net sites? I thought I had the master controls on Galactic On-Line blocking that stuff now. Why do I get the feeling you are going to be the death of my clean mind?"
"You should have known I could get past the GOL blocks master, after all I am a LOT better then you technically. Plus, GOL SUCKS!"
"That you are padawan. If you practiced your lightsaber technique as much as you did your GOL block breaking, you would rival Master Yoda."
"Aww master, thanks for the compliment!"
"It was NOT a compliment, you doofus of a padawan. Did I just say that out loud?"
Anikan began speaking in the whiney tone that he was known around the temple, and in some cases the galaxy, for. "Master, you hurt my feelings."
"Get over it."
"Well then master, in that case, OK. I'm over it!"
"Well, now that terribly interesting conversation is over, come eat. After all, nerf steak doesn't stay warm all night. And I got that special J1 sauce you like. Amazing how many things are named after Jedi, eh?"
"Yeah. Whatever master. Now let me go get my steak, getting laid takes lots of energy you know."
"Ani, I thought I told you to drop it. As your father figure, I would really rather not hear about it. After all, I would like a semi-clean mind when I die."
"With me around! You have got to be kidding master! After all, I am fifteen; I'm supposed to have a dirty mind. I can't wait to see Aayla again. Boy, is she one sexy Twi'lek or what?"
"Why me!" Obi-Wan wailed.
The next day, Obi-Wan woke up bright and early. He left his room and looked in Ani's room. Not at all to his surprise, Ani was not there. Obi-Wan then called Ani's comlink. Also not to his surprise, he got Ani's holomail box.
"Hi, this is Anikan, I am currently unable to answer my comlink, please leave a message and I may get back to you--if I ever check my messages."
Obi-Wan just sighed. "I hope he isn't spying on Aayla again," Obi-Wan muttered. Anikan had a bad habit of following Aayla Secura around. "She may be one sexy beast," Obi-wan murmured, "but Anikan is a bit young for her."
"GOTCHA!" Anikan shouted as he came out of the closet Not THAT closet, the one they keep their Jedi robes in, brandishing a hi-tech holocam. "Just wait till Aayla sees this movie. I bet she will just love it. And what took you so long to admit that she is sexy?"
"Come here you!" Obi-Wan said tersely. "Give me the camera NOW."
Anakin surprisingly gave Obi-Wan the camera without any fuss. That was WAY too easy, Obi-Wan thought to himself. Just then, Anikan ran out of their quarters. Obi-Wan looked down at the camera and saw the blinking 'No disc' signal on the holoscreen.
"Dammit!" Obi-Wan said, as he started running after Ani. He grimaced at the stares the other Jedi where giving him as he dashed past. Obi-Wan hated the way Anakin managed to kill his dignity in front of the other masters on a regular basis. Just as Obi went past the turbo-lift lobby, Ani stepped out of the shadows behind Obi and called to him.
"Looking for me master?"
Chagrined, Obi turned around. "I seriously hope you were not planning on giving that disc to Aayla, my very evil padawan!"
"I won't give it to her on one condition master."
Obi-wan stared at his padawan, mortified by the possibilities of what Ani could want. On the one hand, he could be the laughing stock of the whole temple (he could just imagine that Yoda troll laughing down beside his knees as he walked by the swamp room), and on the other, there was no telling what Ani wanted, and it could possibly be much worse then being the laughing stock of the temple. "Why do I get the feeling that you are going to make me the laughing stock of the temple?"
"Hmmm, I dunno master, maybe you outta see the temple shrink. It sounds like you have some serious fear/embarrassment issues to me. Now I have to put in a disclaimer about my previous statement, according to Galactic Code 4.21.05-4.24.05 Brownie points to the first person to review with the significance of those numbers!. No representation is made that the quality of psychiatric services performed is greater then the quality of psychiatric services to be performed by other psychiatrists. Boy I hate those disclaimers!" Ani said with a smile in his voice. "Anyways, back to what I want from you. All I ask is that you let me do the Sexy Ani dance in our quarters." Ani started singing.
"I'm, too sexy for my robes,
I'm, too sexy for my tunic,
I'm, too sexy for my-."
"Enough!" Obi-Wan said, exasperated. Yes, I guess I will let you do it, but ONLY when no one else is in our quarters." This padawan is going to be my last Obi-Wan declared to himself. I would hate to think of how much more of a monster his son would be. But then again, he better NEVER have a son!
To Be Continued…Please review CONSTRUCTIVELY, not just bashing :p