Chapter 6
Author: Gawd, my brain is killing me.
Vincent: Which section of it hurts?
Author: What am I a damn brain surgeon?! I have no clue, I do know I have a migraine that could kill an elephant.
Sephiroth: That's not possible. I think it's the hypothalamus part.
Vincent: No, the Hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing; feeding; and, er. Mating.
Dante: ...
Sephiroth: ...
Legolas: .....
Kuja: ... I like pie.
Kain: .... I will cut you!
Link: .... Hahaha, mating!
Author: Yes, Link. Mating. Something you, my little cute virgin pansy elf- friend, has never dared to try. Well, neither have I but.. You're a man! Get out there and get laid! Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure. Anyways, DAMN IT VINCENT! YOU BROKE MY CAGES FOR YOU GUYS!
Vincent: Um, we're hardly ever in them. And I didn't think I'd turn into Chaos from the Hojo nightmare last night. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Author: Oh well. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Kain: Well. Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Sephiroth: Well, I think I am now the only sane one he-(Face goes blank then he screams) I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non- existence! (goes back to normal)- uh, where am I? Oh, oh yeah. Um, can I have ice cream?
Author: . Someone give me a gun.
Vincent: Ok, here you are. (gives her his death penalty)
Legolas: The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Author: Thanks but this gun's a bit too long for me. What about something smaller?
Vincent: Ok, just pick one (he throws back his cape to reveal every type of firearm ever made, everyone stares) What?
Author: This one will do. (Picks a desert eagle and walks outside. Several minutes later, a shot is heard)
Sephiroth: DEAR GOD SHE KILLED HERSELF!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I'm free! YES!
All but Vincent: (looks at Vincent) YOU KILLED AERIS! YOU BASTARD!
Vincent: No, she killed herself.
Author: (dragged in a dead flamer- no names mentioned in the progress, *cough * John! *cough, cough* - and throws him in a black bag.) Anyways, what are you guys talking about now? Did I miss anything?
All but Author: O.o (staring)
Author: What? What?! ... Well, screw you guys too, let's begin the chapter.
All but Author: O.o
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Link lay snoring in his sleeping bag before he awoke. He was not used to sleeping much, since he would run around for days on end during an adventure and not sleep. Not because he was too busy saving the realm of Hyrule, but the fact that all his fairy partners screamed in his ear intense profanity when he took a breather. He looked around the room where the two other guests slept soundly, one of them was missing. With his great Elven ears of hearing (twice the distance or your money back. Satisfaction [may not be] guaranteed. [Side effects may include; urge to eat pudding, and uncontrollable diarrhea.]), Link could hear the sound of light footsteps coming down the stairs. He could make out the silhouette of the lady that had allowed him to stay for the night. She paced by without taking notice of him sitting on his sleeping bag. She opened the front door and went through it to her garden outside. Link got up to see what she was going to do by peering through the window. He could see a figure awaiting her arrival and he noticed another swoop into the shadows from behind. Link could sense there was going to be trouble and went over next to the other Hylian-like male that they called Legolas and shook him carefully, a bit disturbed that he slept with his eyes open, or so he told them.
Meanwhile in the garden...
"Yes, my fair mistress... Come to me!" Kain cooed quietly with open arms as Aeris approached with dragging strides. He waited until she walked into his embrace before folding his arms around her delicate frame. With his hand, he pulled her hair away from her neck, while baring his sharp canines with a mischievous grin. Kain gently bent down to kiss and lick her neck softly. He slowly worked his lips downward from her neck towards her breasts while slightly slipping down her nightgown. He was too busy to hear the silent footsteps from behind him approach. THWACK! Kain was thrown to the ground by a large amount of force from a blow to the head. Sephiroth stood over him, scowling at him before inspecting Aeris. He snapped his fingers several times in front of her and that was all it took to get her back from her dream state.
"Are you ok?" Sephiroth asked her as she blinked back to reality.
"I, I, wha, you, I..." Aeris fumbled with her words while she rubbed her neck, still moist from Kain's kisses. Her eyes widened and she snapped a downward glare at the recovering Kain. "YOU! For shame! You were, were... Just because you hypnotize me, doesn't mean I don't know what's going on! Thank you Sephiroth, you've earned your freedom."
"It was no prob-WHAT?!" Sephiroth jumped in sheer surprise. He didn't believe he heard her right. Kain picked himself off the ground and sulked while rubbing his bump upon his head.
"You are free to leave any time you want. I must compliment and thank you on saving my chastity from this, this, er... Vampire. You have proven to me that you can change for the greater good. I believe I speak on the planet's part as well when I say. You are free."
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. I was weak enough to fall into the clutches of an mass destructive sociopathic alien, and bent on destroying the planet to become a god." Sephiroth gaped in skepticism. "And yet you say I am free?"
"If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it." Vincent declared towards none in particular. Everyone gave him an unsteady glance before returning to whatever they were doing.
"Yes. So... Go on, get. And to think, you slept with the head of that same alien for about six months." Aeris uttered in disgust. Link, Kuja, Legolas, Vincent and Cid stood behind Kain, Aeris and Sephiroth giggling from how entertaining this all was.
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WASN'T MY MOTHER!" He puffed with anger.
"Well, couldn't you tell by how hideous it was compared to you?" She asked in disbelief. Within seconds, Sephiroth pulled her closer than she felt comfortable and grasped her hand dramatically with a conceited smile dancing upon his lips.
"Are you declaring that I am handsome, my dear?" Sephiroth cooed into her ear in front of the others before she realized with embarrassment and shook him off.
"YEAH RIGHT!" Aeris snorted and shrugged as she walked back into the door past the other guys. "Well, I'm ganna go back to sleep now. Good night you guys." She paused before disappearing into the frame and whirled around. "And NO sneaking into my room you naughty irritants!"
"Damn." Sephiroth and Kain jinxed one another with sharp glares.
"I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice, blood sucker." Sephiroth said evilly. Kain smiled coldly.
"I'm not smiling because your joke was funny... I'm smiling because I know you'll be dead someday." Kain sneered back with as much evilness in the tone as Sephiroth had.
"Hmmph!" Sephiroth grunted. Kain disappeared again and the rest of the guys dissolved away into the house. Sephiroth walked over to the where he was once restricted and observed it carefully. Slowly and timidly, he reached out. Expecting to feel an invisible wall, his hand glided over the boundary line. He was pleased with the result and stepped over the line. He was free. Free from his restricting hell. Hell? Was that how he should describe Aeris' abode? Well, when she makes him play dress up, he would think so. But where would he go besides this place? He stayed with Shinra while he was General, but now they are gone and even if they were still around, they certainly wouldn't allow him back (for slaughtering hundreds of their loyal employees and the president, no make that two presidents) and he also hated Shinra anyways. He didn't really stay anywhere except Northern Crater, which is now gone, when he was under Jenova's influence. If he were to leave, he would be a stray wanderer with no place to go if he chose it. 'Stay with Aeris and get to see her naked, or wander around freely but aimlessly... Nakedness, or freedom. Damn. She drives a hard bargain. Wait, who knows what that sick Kain will try next to get into her pants, not to mention how many more freaks might pop up-' A scream could be heard from within Aeris' room upstairs, shattering Sephiroth's thoughts. His mind was made up with a shrug of carelessness as he turned away from his gate of freedom and back towards the house. A few minutes later, screams of pain could be heard from Kain in the upstairs area. "OW!!! OHHHWEEEEE! NO! Not the long sword!!!! HEY?!! NO! WAIT!!! IT CAN'T GO UP THERE-!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEIII IIIIGHHHGHGHGHBLAH!!!!!!!!!"
Kain was then thrown out of the window in a bloody mess unto the garden soil. Sephiroth sticks his head out of the window and then sticks his tongue out at the bleeding Kain. "Nyah!"
"Damn you to hell, you mere mortal of a man!" Kain cursed at him before disappearing into the night like most vampires do. Sephiroth turned back to face a furious looking Aeris, not hesitating to swiftly pluck her up off her bed and into his arms affectionately.
"Maybe I should stay here with you in your room in case that demon decides to rear his ugly head again tonight." Sephiroth suggested with a mischievous grin upon his face.
"Yeah Sephiroth, and, like, NO." Aeris fumed, wiggling out of his grasp. Once free, she turned to look at him. "Now, why the heck are you still here? You're free to leave. I thought you wanted to get out as quick as possible."
"Uh, welllllllll, er..." Sephiroth couldn't think of a good excuse so he spouted out what first came to mind. "IWASREALYHUNGRYFORSOMECHICKENPOTPIE!"
"Um, that's nice.. Good night Sephiroth." Aeris said pulling up the covers nervously.
"Good night Aeris." Sephiroth returned while lying down and cuddling up next to her. Aeris quickly smacked him away.
"You have your own room!" Aeris declared, pushing Sephiroth off her bed. He sulked and dragged himself out of her room, shutting the door behind him. Aeris smiled before almost falling asleep. She opened her eyes again when she realized something. 'I don't remember making any chicken pot pie... Hmmm. Oh well.'
Somewhere far- wait... Hmmm. It seems this ones not too far away. Unless of course you're in Midgar, then it would be dimensionally far away. Yet if you were in our world, yes, our world, then I guess it wouldn't be too far away. I'd have to say it's somewhere in America. But if you're in Japan then you'd probably- AGHHHHHHAHGGCAKKKKKKKKkkkkkk.... (The Narrator has now been killed due to taking their time with useless crap. Sorry for the perplexity people. The fic shall now continue.) Somewhere in one of America's big cities...
"God damn it, Dante! Just how many times do I have to tell you to put your toys up?" A lady walked around a filthy room full of half empty pizza boxes, totally empty beer bottles, swords covered in blood sticking out of demon skulls, porno mags, more swords, guns and ammo, brocken glass, and boxers.
"BUUUUUUUUUURRRRP! Sorry Trish." the 'unique' but drunken man bellowed in reply with his black boots up on his desk, while reading, or looking at, a playboy magazine (there are a lot of em in here aren't there?). He took a minute to go for a swig of beer but was disapointed to find it empty. The man turned his head towards a dark skinned woman with red hair behind the bar that was wiping the counter over and over out of pure boredom from the lack of customers. "Hey Lucia! Can you get me another beer, babe?"
Lucia shot a glare at the drunken man before chucking an unopened beer at his head, hitting the target square in the face. "Hal mani times must I tell you to not coll mi Vabe?!" Lucia howled with her thick Translevanian accent at his now unconscious body that lay before her before storming out of the building enraged. Trish watched her leave, shrugged, then followed her.
Five hours later.....
"I like chicken puffs and little marshmallow peanuts!" Dante was singing as loud as a drunk man could. The girls were still gone and Dante was bored to hell... And back again after killing Mundus. He was stretched out on his desk, holding a thing of whiskey. "He was a pickle in my hat with tons of moose eating rabbits!!! GAWD, WHERE IS THE DAMN TOILET?!?! FEAR MY WET COUGH!!!"
Several minutes later....
The phone was ringing, Dante picked it up and held it to his head. Screams and chaos could be heard from the ear piece. Dante began to ramble on some more. "Helloooooo, Johnny's assmeat parlor, do this be take out or delivery?"
"Uhhhh, What the hell?! Dante!" A female voice could be heard. "It's me, Trish. Are you alive?"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah?" he answered.
"Damn. Oh, well. Since you are, you can help us out. There was sorta a misunderstanding. You see Lucia didn't have enough money for a pair of shoes so she sorta unleashed hell because she was so pissed. We're at the mall. Hurry up and get your ass down here now." Trish finished and hung up. Dante stared at the phone and hung it up after a few seconds of staring.
To be continued! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author: there seems to be something wrong with Fanfiction.net lately so I have to split this chapter into two.
Sephiroth: but don't worry, the next part is up so go read it!
Author: Gawd, my brain is killing me.
Vincent: Which section of it hurts?
Author: What am I a damn brain surgeon?! I have no clue, I do know I have a migraine that could kill an elephant.
Sephiroth: That's not possible. I think it's the hypothalamus part.
Vincent: No, the Hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing; feeding; and, er. Mating.
Dante: ...
Sephiroth: ...
Legolas: .....
Kuja: ... I like pie.
Kain: .... I will cut you!
Link: .... Hahaha, mating!
Author: Yes, Link. Mating. Something you, my little cute virgin pansy elf- friend, has never dared to try. Well, neither have I but.. You're a man! Get out there and get laid! Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure. Anyways, DAMN IT VINCENT! YOU BROKE MY CAGES FOR YOU GUYS!
Vincent: Um, we're hardly ever in them. And I didn't think I'd turn into Chaos from the Hojo nightmare last night. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Author: Oh well. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Kain: Well. Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Sephiroth: Well, I think I am now the only sane one he-(Face goes blank then he screams) I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non- existence! (goes back to normal)- uh, where am I? Oh, oh yeah. Um, can I have ice cream?
Author: . Someone give me a gun.
Vincent: Ok, here you are. (gives her his death penalty)
Legolas: The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Author: Thanks but this gun's a bit too long for me. What about something smaller?
Vincent: Ok, just pick one (he throws back his cape to reveal every type of firearm ever made, everyone stares) What?
Author: This one will do. (Picks a desert eagle and walks outside. Several minutes later, a shot is heard)
Sephiroth: DEAR GOD SHE KILLED HERSELF!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I'm free! YES!
All but Vincent: (looks at Vincent) YOU KILLED AERIS! YOU BASTARD!
Vincent: No, she killed herself.
Author: (dragged in a dead flamer- no names mentioned in the progress, *cough * John! *cough, cough* - and throws him in a black bag.) Anyways, what are you guys talking about now? Did I miss anything?
All but Author: O.o (staring)
Author: What? What?! ... Well, screw you guys too, let's begin the chapter.
All but Author: O.o
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Link lay snoring in his sleeping bag before he awoke. He was not used to sleeping much, since he would run around for days on end during an adventure and not sleep. Not because he was too busy saving the realm of Hyrule, but the fact that all his fairy partners screamed in his ear intense profanity when he took a breather. He looked around the room where the two other guests slept soundly, one of them was missing. With his great Elven ears of hearing (twice the distance or your money back. Satisfaction [may not be] guaranteed. [Side effects may include; urge to eat pudding, and uncontrollable diarrhea.]), Link could hear the sound of light footsteps coming down the stairs. He could make out the silhouette of the lady that had allowed him to stay for the night. She paced by without taking notice of him sitting on his sleeping bag. She opened the front door and went through it to her garden outside. Link got up to see what she was going to do by peering through the window. He could see a figure awaiting her arrival and he noticed another swoop into the shadows from behind. Link could sense there was going to be trouble and went over next to the other Hylian-like male that they called Legolas and shook him carefully, a bit disturbed that he slept with his eyes open, or so he told them.
Meanwhile in the garden...
"Yes, my fair mistress... Come to me!" Kain cooed quietly with open arms as Aeris approached with dragging strides. He waited until she walked into his embrace before folding his arms around her delicate frame. With his hand, he pulled her hair away from her neck, while baring his sharp canines with a mischievous grin. Kain gently bent down to kiss and lick her neck softly. He slowly worked his lips downward from her neck towards her breasts while slightly slipping down her nightgown. He was too busy to hear the silent footsteps from behind him approach. THWACK! Kain was thrown to the ground by a large amount of force from a blow to the head. Sephiroth stood over him, scowling at him before inspecting Aeris. He snapped his fingers several times in front of her and that was all it took to get her back from her dream state.
"Are you ok?" Sephiroth asked her as she blinked back to reality.
"I, I, wha, you, I..." Aeris fumbled with her words while she rubbed her neck, still moist from Kain's kisses. Her eyes widened and she snapped a downward glare at the recovering Kain. "YOU! For shame! You were, were... Just because you hypnotize me, doesn't mean I don't know what's going on! Thank you Sephiroth, you've earned your freedom."
"It was no prob-WHAT?!" Sephiroth jumped in sheer surprise. He didn't believe he heard her right. Kain picked himself off the ground and sulked while rubbing his bump upon his head.
"You are free to leave any time you want. I must compliment and thank you on saving my chastity from this, this, er... Vampire. You have proven to me that you can change for the greater good. I believe I speak on the planet's part as well when I say. You are free."
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. I was weak enough to fall into the clutches of an mass destructive sociopathic alien, and bent on destroying the planet to become a god." Sephiroth gaped in skepticism. "And yet you say I am free?"
"If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it." Vincent declared towards none in particular. Everyone gave him an unsteady glance before returning to whatever they were doing.
"Yes. So... Go on, get. And to think, you slept with the head of that same alien for about six months." Aeris uttered in disgust. Link, Kuja, Legolas, Vincent and Cid stood behind Kain, Aeris and Sephiroth giggling from how entertaining this all was.
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WASN'T MY MOTHER!" He puffed with anger.
"Well, couldn't you tell by how hideous it was compared to you?" She asked in disbelief. Within seconds, Sephiroth pulled her closer than she felt comfortable and grasped her hand dramatically with a conceited smile dancing upon his lips.
"Are you declaring that I am handsome, my dear?" Sephiroth cooed into her ear in front of the others before she realized with embarrassment and shook him off.
"YEAH RIGHT!" Aeris snorted and shrugged as she walked back into the door past the other guys. "Well, I'm ganna go back to sleep now. Good night you guys." She paused before disappearing into the frame and whirled around. "And NO sneaking into my room you naughty irritants!"
"Damn." Sephiroth and Kain jinxed one another with sharp glares.
"I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice, blood sucker." Sephiroth said evilly. Kain smiled coldly.
"I'm not smiling because your joke was funny... I'm smiling because I know you'll be dead someday." Kain sneered back with as much evilness in the tone as Sephiroth had.
"Hmmph!" Sephiroth grunted. Kain disappeared again and the rest of the guys dissolved away into the house. Sephiroth walked over to the where he was once restricted and observed it carefully. Slowly and timidly, he reached out. Expecting to feel an invisible wall, his hand glided over the boundary line. He was pleased with the result and stepped over the line. He was free. Free from his restricting hell. Hell? Was that how he should describe Aeris' abode? Well, when she makes him play dress up, he would think so. But where would he go besides this place? He stayed with Shinra while he was General, but now they are gone and even if they were still around, they certainly wouldn't allow him back (for slaughtering hundreds of their loyal employees and the president, no make that two presidents) and he also hated Shinra anyways. He didn't really stay anywhere except Northern Crater, which is now gone, when he was under Jenova's influence. If he were to leave, he would be a stray wanderer with no place to go if he chose it. 'Stay with Aeris and get to see her naked, or wander around freely but aimlessly... Nakedness, or freedom. Damn. She drives a hard bargain. Wait, who knows what that sick Kain will try next to get into her pants, not to mention how many more freaks might pop up-' A scream could be heard from within Aeris' room upstairs, shattering Sephiroth's thoughts. His mind was made up with a shrug of carelessness as he turned away from his gate of freedom and back towards the house. A few minutes later, screams of pain could be heard from Kain in the upstairs area. "OW!!! OHHHWEEEEE! NO! Not the long sword!!!! HEY?!! NO! WAIT!!! IT CAN'T GO UP THERE-!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEIII IIIIGHHHGHGHGHBLAH!!!!!!!!!"
Kain was then thrown out of the window in a bloody mess unto the garden soil. Sephiroth sticks his head out of the window and then sticks his tongue out at the bleeding Kain. "Nyah!"
"Damn you to hell, you mere mortal of a man!" Kain cursed at him before disappearing into the night like most vampires do. Sephiroth turned back to face a furious looking Aeris, not hesitating to swiftly pluck her up off her bed and into his arms affectionately.
"Maybe I should stay here with you in your room in case that demon decides to rear his ugly head again tonight." Sephiroth suggested with a mischievous grin upon his face.
"Yeah Sephiroth, and, like, NO." Aeris fumed, wiggling out of his grasp. Once free, she turned to look at him. "Now, why the heck are you still here? You're free to leave. I thought you wanted to get out as quick as possible."
"Uh, welllllllll, er..." Sephiroth couldn't think of a good excuse so he spouted out what first came to mind. "IWASREALYHUNGRYFORSOMECHICKENPOTPIE!"
"Um, that's nice.. Good night Sephiroth." Aeris said pulling up the covers nervously.
"Good night Aeris." Sephiroth returned while lying down and cuddling up next to her. Aeris quickly smacked him away.
"You have your own room!" Aeris declared, pushing Sephiroth off her bed. He sulked and dragged himself out of her room, shutting the door behind him. Aeris smiled before almost falling asleep. She opened her eyes again when she realized something. 'I don't remember making any chicken pot pie... Hmmm. Oh well.'
Somewhere far- wait... Hmmm. It seems this ones not too far away. Unless of course you're in Midgar, then it would be dimensionally far away. Yet if you were in our world, yes, our world, then I guess it wouldn't be too far away. I'd have to say it's somewhere in America. But if you're in Japan then you'd probably- AGHHHHHHAHGGCAKKKKKKKKkkkkkk.... (The Narrator has now been killed due to taking their time with useless crap. Sorry for the perplexity people. The fic shall now continue.) Somewhere in one of America's big cities...
"God damn it, Dante! Just how many times do I have to tell you to put your toys up?" A lady walked around a filthy room full of half empty pizza boxes, totally empty beer bottles, swords covered in blood sticking out of demon skulls, porno mags, more swords, guns and ammo, brocken glass, and boxers.
"BUUUUUUUUUURRRRP! Sorry Trish." the 'unique' but drunken man bellowed in reply with his black boots up on his desk, while reading, or looking at, a playboy magazine (there are a lot of em in here aren't there?). He took a minute to go for a swig of beer but was disapointed to find it empty. The man turned his head towards a dark skinned woman with red hair behind the bar that was wiping the counter over and over out of pure boredom from the lack of customers. "Hey Lucia! Can you get me another beer, babe?"
Lucia shot a glare at the drunken man before chucking an unopened beer at his head, hitting the target square in the face. "Hal mani times must I tell you to not coll mi Vabe?!" Lucia howled with her thick Translevanian accent at his now unconscious body that lay before her before storming out of the building enraged. Trish watched her leave, shrugged, then followed her.
Five hours later.....
"I like chicken puffs and little marshmallow peanuts!" Dante was singing as loud as a drunk man could. The girls were still gone and Dante was bored to hell... And back again after killing Mundus. He was stretched out on his desk, holding a thing of whiskey. "He was a pickle in my hat with tons of moose eating rabbits!!! GAWD, WHERE IS THE DAMN TOILET?!?! FEAR MY WET COUGH!!!"
Several minutes later....
The phone was ringing, Dante picked it up and held it to his head. Screams and chaos could be heard from the ear piece. Dante began to ramble on some more. "Helloooooo, Johnny's assmeat parlor, do this be take out or delivery?"
"Uhhhh, What the hell?! Dante!" A female voice could be heard. "It's me, Trish. Are you alive?"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah?" he answered.
"Damn. Oh, well. Since you are, you can help us out. There was sorta a misunderstanding. You see Lucia didn't have enough money for a pair of shoes so she sorta unleashed hell because she was so pissed. We're at the mall. Hurry up and get your ass down here now." Trish finished and hung up. Dante stared at the phone and hung it up after a few seconds of staring.
To be continued! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author: there seems to be something wrong with Fanfiction.net lately so I have to split this chapter into two.
Sephiroth: but don't worry, the next part is up so go read it!