Chapter 8
Author: No author notes. People hate them, so they aren't ganna F*CKING GET THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a Ninja!
Sephiroth, Vincent and others: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... Damn you people!
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Morning finally came, Aeris rose out of bed, groggy from the lack of sleep due to all the events of last night. She promptly made her bed and dressed herself, in her usual pink dress and her hair up in a braid. She left her room and came into the hallway. Sephiroth was still asleep from what she could tell. She smiled to herself and went towards his door, preparing to awake him.
Sephiroth laid naked in bed, since he was used to sleeping that way (don't you worry, the sheets cover him well), and stared at the ceiling. He was beginning to get hungry. He then heard someone knock, which was probably Aeris. She always knocked to wake him up in the mornings. Yet after the knocking, the knocker opened the door and walked in. It WAS Aeris.
"Er, Aeris, I'm in the nude here. I wouldn't come if I were you in unless you want to see a REAL man!" Sephiroth warned her, yet she came to the bedside, Sephiroth stared at her. She was breathing heavily.
"Oh, Sephiroth, how CAN I resist your manliness!" Aeris said, beginning to unbutton her pink dress and dropping it to the ground, revealing her body to him. Sephiroth's jaw dropped. "Sephiroth, my love, your raw sex appeal just summons me to your side! No longer can I take any more of this overwhelming desire for you unchaste me! ENOUGH TALK! You must ravish me, you handsome god of evilness! Take me now!" Aeris jumped into the bed and laid beside him.
"Um. OKAY! Here, just let me get on top..." Sephiroth said, crawling over her.
"YES! Hurry, I cannot wait any longer!" Aeris cried out. Sephiroth position himself and... THUMP! Sephiroth had fallen out of bed and awoke on the floor, cursing all the while at what he realized.
"DAMN YOU DREAM!" Sephiroth bellowed and beat the floor with his fists, he heard Aeris continue to knock on his door and calling his name. Sephiroth got off the floor, still naked.
"Sephiroth? Are you ok?" She gave up her knocking and opened the door before Sephiroth could say anything. The first thing she saw when she opened the door was Sephiroth, naked, and in front of her. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SICK BASTARD!!! PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES!!!!!!" And with that, she ran down stairs blindly while covering her eyes.
Meanwhile... In Dante's dream...
Dante was riding on a mechanical pony squealing giddily. He was giggling with laughter for quite a while until the pony stopped. Dante quickly reached in for more quarters in his pocket, finally pulling one out, only slip out of his grasp and roll into a nearby sewage drain.
"DAMN!" He shouted and went for more quarters. Yet, in his futile efforts in his search, he found no more quarters. He let out a heavy sigh and just sat on the pony, staring at it for what seemed like hours.
Meanwhile... In Kuja's dream...
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Cher is busy singing and dancing onstage with her many pretty and half naked man-dancers beside her. Kuja's whooping in joy and screaming like a little fan girl. Cher points to him and motions for him to join her. Kuja freaks out and hyperventilates while going onstage. He too begins to dance with the other pretty man-dancers while Cher continues singing.
Meanwhile... In Legolas' dream...
Two men in black suits wearing sunglasses dragged Legolas into a blank white room with a table and two chairs. They sit him on one of the chairs and go to separate corners of the room. The single door into the room opens once again. Elrond walks in wearing his usual Elvish-wear but with one exception, he too wore sunglasses. After he seats himself and a long period of silence in which he removed the sunglasses, Elrond finally speaks. "As you can see, we've had an eye on you for some time. It seems you've been leading two lives, Mr. Greenleaf. In one of these lives, you are an Elven Prince that never leaves the confines of his father's protection in his wooded kingdom. In the other life you are a kick ass ninja-like elf who absent-mindedly follows around a midget boy called Frodo, blindly into the face of doom to destroy a valuable ring. One of these lives has a future; the other does not. We are only asking to have this golden ring I speak of."
"How about I give you the finger, and you give me some lembas and shampoo for my hair." Legolas flips him off and spoke rudely. Elrond lets out a 'humph' and replaced his sunglasses.
"Tell me, Mr. Greenleaf, what use is lembas bread and shampoo if there is no spoon?" Elrond asked darkly. Legolas screams in terror at his answer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Legolas cried out in vain.
Meanwhile, again, meanwhile... In the dreams of Kain... Wait, he's not dreaming right now, he's too busy killing people around Midgar for their blood. Oh well.
Meanwhile in Links dream...
Link and Zelda were in her castle courtyard. It was a bright and sunny day in Hyrule, the birds were chirping, the water flowed majestically in the mote around the courtyard and the guards were throwing bombs at any window passerby. Zelda turned to Link and pulled out two bars of chocolate.
"Want some chocolate Link?" Zelda asked.
"Yes, thank you!" Link replied and they happily ate the chocolate. Without any reason at all, the chicken dance song echoed in the air and several giant cuccos appeared and began to dance. Link stared dumbfounded and turned back towards Zelda to find her, Mallon, Saria and Ganandorf dancing as well. He screams and runs out of Hyrule castle and into Hyrule field. Suddenly after that, Gorans fall from the sky around him and try to hug him and then cuccos fly in out of nowhere and begin to chase him. He runs like hell for his life, screaming all the while. Poor Link.
Meanwhile in Don Corneo's dream.... Er, no, nevermind. What's that? You want to hear it!? Really? Okayyyy, you sicko...
Cloud stands in the middle of Don Corneo's office disguised as a girl like in the game, however, instead of Tifa and Aeris, it's Vincent and Sephiroth. Vincent's in Tifa's tight miniskirt and tanktop and Sephiroth is wearing Aeris' pink dress. They are so cleverly disguised, Don Corneo does not know they are really men. He jumps onto his desk, drooling at the three.
"Wheeeeeeee! Oh, YOU ARE ALL PRETTY! I'LL TAKE ALL THREE OF THEM!" Don Corneo cries in joy and they all go into his large room with his large bed. " Come now my pretties! Come to daddy!" After that Cloud, Sephiroth and Vincent pull off their clothes to reveal their own real clothes. Don gasps in surprise. "YOU'RE NOT WEMON!"
"Really, I always thought Cloud was one though." Sephiroth replied.
"Shut up, asshole! Let's just kill this Mother F*cker!" Cloud said.
"Good idea" Vincent agreed. Don Corneo screamed girlishly when they all pulled out their weapons and attacked.
Back in Aeris' kitchen....
Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack
'Eghack! I'm gagging in my mind from how repulsive Sephiroth is!' Aeris thought while she was repetitively bashing her head into the cabinet. When she finally stopped, well, blacked out and fell to the floor, everyone was behind her. Staring. Link went over and began to poke at her unconscious body while Sephiroth came running down the stairs, zipping up his pants in the process. Dante turns to Vincent who stood closest to him.
"She must not be jellin'." Dante said to him. Vincent nodded.
"Jellin' like Mcjellin'." Vincent replied.
"What the hell did you people do to her?!" Sephiroth screamed when he saw her body on the floor. He immediately turned to face Kain, who had come in, covered in innocent peoples remains. Sephiroth pointed darkly at the vampire. "YOU!"
"Whoa, whoa! She knocked herself out!" Kain replied raising his arms innocently.
"Is it hot in here or is it just her?" Dante said. Everybody was too busy encouraging Kain and Sephiroth to fight to hear what he said. He looked from side to side, making sure no one was watching before he picked up Aeris' body. He crept out of the room, before going upstairs carrying her with him. Sephiroth looked up from bashing Kain's face into the edge of the counter and noticed her missing.
"OKAY! WHO THE HELL HAS AERIS?!" Sephiroth fumed. Everything stopped betting on whom would win and looked around.
"Hey, that other damn Sephiroth wannabe is f^(%!#@ missing!" Cid said. And indeed Dante was gone.
"See! I told you!" Kain was enraged.
Up in Aeris' room...
Dante locked the door and took off his jacket and shirt and was beginning to fumble with his belt. However to his dismal, Aeris woke up.
"I'M NOT A TURKEY, DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!" She screamed, jolting upright. She looked over and saw Dante half-naked. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ANOTHER PERVERT!!!!!! HE'S GANNA RAPE ME!!!!!!!!"
"I'm not ganna rape you. I just brought you up here because you knocked yourself out." Dante told her.
"THEN YOU WERE GANNA RAPE ME!!!!!!!" Aeris cried.
"No, I was ganna try on this nifty costume I found." Dante said, holding up Sephiroth's old Shinra military uniform.
"Oh. Well, ok. There's a bathroom over there." Aeris said, embarrassed. She pulled the sheets of her bed over her head to cover herself.
"Oh, ok, thanks." Dante told her and went into the bathroom to change. Sephiroth kicked open Aeris' locked door, busting the handle at the same time. Aeris screamed and pulled the covers off herself.
"WHERE THE FU-" Sephiroth roared before he was cut off by Aeris' angry voice.
"Sephiroth, shut up for a moment." Aeris told him in a dark voice. It intimidated Sephiroth, silencing him immediately. Aeris got off her bed and walked over to Sephiroth and her now busted door where everyone else peeked in. "May I ask, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRAKE MY DOOR DOWN?!!!"
"Well, I thought you were being raped. I heard you scream it from downstairs, SO WHERE IS THE MOTHER FU-" Sephiroth was cut off again when Dante came out of Aeris' bathroom, dressed in Sephiroth's uniform. "OH! I GET IT NOW! Dressing up as me and THEN raping her! YOU SICK FU-"
"CLONES! CLONES I SAY! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!" Tseng screamed outside Aeris' window with a camera in hand before slipping and falling off the roof. Aeris slammed her fist into her other hand in a conclusive way.
"I KNEW he was taking pictures of me while I slept, and all theses years..." Aeris walked by her broken door, Sephiroth, and the others. She made her way downstairs.
"Ehem." Dante cleared his throat.
"Huh? Oh, oh yeah. HOW DAMN YOU, YOU FU-" Sephiroth keeps getting interrupted, doesn't he.
"Hey, who's up for a trip to Gold Saucer?!" Aeris yelled from downstairs. Cid, Vincent, and the others all stormed downstairs, leaving Sephiroth all alone. Next to Aeris' shattered door. He hung his head in defeat and finally dragged himself downstairs. Sephiroth came down to find everyone packed and ready to go. Cid's Airship was parked right outside the door.
"Cid, you better hope to the gods that you didn't land on any of my flowers...." Aeris growled at Cid.
"Sheesh, woman! I didn't touch your damn flowers!" Cid grumbled walking from the kitchen with a new beer.
"Why the hell are we going to Gold Saucer?!" Sephiroth asked Aeris.
"Uh, hello! Birthday girl here! I wanna go see the cute little fat moogles and go on rides so shut up or don't go!" Aeris replied, angrily.
"But your birthday was yesterday!" Sephiroth groaned.
"Fine, stay here and fix my door." Aeris snapped, folding her arms.
"But I don't wanna!!!!!!" Sephiroth whined like a five-year-old.
"THEN SHUT UP! And get a shirt on." Aeris told him while loading her bags. Sephiroth had forgotten he was only wearing his pants. "We'll be staying there for several days so bring what you need."
"Hey, Miss Aeris, what is Gold Saucer?" Kuja asked.
"Yeah, where the heck are we going?" Link, too, was curious.
"And what is this monstrosity?!" Legolas said, still staring at the Highwind.
"It looks like a giant weird helicopter thingy!" Dante said in awe, he still wore Sephiroth's old uniform.
"It looks stupid to me." Kain snorted. Cid turned to them all with his eyes narrowed dangerously.
"You all better F(%*ING SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES AND NOT F$%*@ING INSULT MY BABY!!" Cid screamed at them. They all silenced their bickering. Well, some at least.
"mmmmmmm, Pie...." Vincent could be heard saying.
"YOU TOO, YOU VAMPIRE BITCH!" Cid was hasn't had his hourly smoke yet and the nicotine cravings are killing him so please, understand.
"OKAY! Are we all ready to go?" Aeris asked once Sephiroth was back into his Kingdom Hearts costume. Yay. Everyone nodded and began to board the Highwind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sephiroth: YOU WERE SOOO GANNA RAPE HER!!!!!!!
Dante: Wellllllll...
Sephiroth: HA! YOU SEE!!!!!! I TOLD YOU HE WAS A SICK FU-
Author: Remember! No author notes! Nyah!!!!!!!
Legolas, Kain, and Vincent: But!
Author: No.
Kuja, Dante, and Sephiroth: BUT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: No author notes. People hate them, so they aren't ganna F*CKING GET THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a Ninja!
Sephiroth, Vincent and others: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... Damn you people!
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Morning finally came, Aeris rose out of bed, groggy from the lack of sleep due to all the events of last night. She promptly made her bed and dressed herself, in her usual pink dress and her hair up in a braid. She left her room and came into the hallway. Sephiroth was still asleep from what she could tell. She smiled to herself and went towards his door, preparing to awake him.
Sephiroth laid naked in bed, since he was used to sleeping that way (don't you worry, the sheets cover him well), and stared at the ceiling. He was beginning to get hungry. He then heard someone knock, which was probably Aeris. She always knocked to wake him up in the mornings. Yet after the knocking, the knocker opened the door and walked in. It WAS Aeris.
"Er, Aeris, I'm in the nude here. I wouldn't come if I were you in unless you want to see a REAL man!" Sephiroth warned her, yet she came to the bedside, Sephiroth stared at her. She was breathing heavily.
"Oh, Sephiroth, how CAN I resist your manliness!" Aeris said, beginning to unbutton her pink dress and dropping it to the ground, revealing her body to him. Sephiroth's jaw dropped. "Sephiroth, my love, your raw sex appeal just summons me to your side! No longer can I take any more of this overwhelming desire for you unchaste me! ENOUGH TALK! You must ravish me, you handsome god of evilness! Take me now!" Aeris jumped into the bed and laid beside him.
"Um. OKAY! Here, just let me get on top..." Sephiroth said, crawling over her.
"YES! Hurry, I cannot wait any longer!" Aeris cried out. Sephiroth position himself and... THUMP! Sephiroth had fallen out of bed and awoke on the floor, cursing all the while at what he realized.
"DAMN YOU DREAM!" Sephiroth bellowed and beat the floor with his fists, he heard Aeris continue to knock on his door and calling his name. Sephiroth got off the floor, still naked.
"Sephiroth? Are you ok?" She gave up her knocking and opened the door before Sephiroth could say anything. The first thing she saw when she opened the door was Sephiroth, naked, and in front of her. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SICK BASTARD!!! PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES!!!!!!" And with that, she ran down stairs blindly while covering her eyes.
Meanwhile... In Dante's dream...
Dante was riding on a mechanical pony squealing giddily. He was giggling with laughter for quite a while until the pony stopped. Dante quickly reached in for more quarters in his pocket, finally pulling one out, only slip out of his grasp and roll into a nearby sewage drain.
"DAMN!" He shouted and went for more quarters. Yet, in his futile efforts in his search, he found no more quarters. He let out a heavy sigh and just sat on the pony, staring at it for what seemed like hours.
Meanwhile... In Kuja's dream...
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Cher is busy singing and dancing onstage with her many pretty and half naked man-dancers beside her. Kuja's whooping in joy and screaming like a little fan girl. Cher points to him and motions for him to join her. Kuja freaks out and hyperventilates while going onstage. He too begins to dance with the other pretty man-dancers while Cher continues singing.
Meanwhile... In Legolas' dream...
Two men in black suits wearing sunglasses dragged Legolas into a blank white room with a table and two chairs. They sit him on one of the chairs and go to separate corners of the room. The single door into the room opens once again. Elrond walks in wearing his usual Elvish-wear but with one exception, he too wore sunglasses. After he seats himself and a long period of silence in which he removed the sunglasses, Elrond finally speaks. "As you can see, we've had an eye on you for some time. It seems you've been leading two lives, Mr. Greenleaf. In one of these lives, you are an Elven Prince that never leaves the confines of his father's protection in his wooded kingdom. In the other life you are a kick ass ninja-like elf who absent-mindedly follows around a midget boy called Frodo, blindly into the face of doom to destroy a valuable ring. One of these lives has a future; the other does not. We are only asking to have this golden ring I speak of."
"How about I give you the finger, and you give me some lembas and shampoo for my hair." Legolas flips him off and spoke rudely. Elrond lets out a 'humph' and replaced his sunglasses.
"Tell me, Mr. Greenleaf, what use is lembas bread and shampoo if there is no spoon?" Elrond asked darkly. Legolas screams in terror at his answer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Legolas cried out in vain.
Meanwhile, again, meanwhile... In the dreams of Kain... Wait, he's not dreaming right now, he's too busy killing people around Midgar for their blood. Oh well.
Meanwhile in Links dream...
Link and Zelda were in her castle courtyard. It was a bright and sunny day in Hyrule, the birds were chirping, the water flowed majestically in the mote around the courtyard and the guards were throwing bombs at any window passerby. Zelda turned to Link and pulled out two bars of chocolate.
"Want some chocolate Link?" Zelda asked.
"Yes, thank you!" Link replied and they happily ate the chocolate. Without any reason at all, the chicken dance song echoed in the air and several giant cuccos appeared and began to dance. Link stared dumbfounded and turned back towards Zelda to find her, Mallon, Saria and Ganandorf dancing as well. He screams and runs out of Hyrule castle and into Hyrule field. Suddenly after that, Gorans fall from the sky around him and try to hug him and then cuccos fly in out of nowhere and begin to chase him. He runs like hell for his life, screaming all the while. Poor Link.
Meanwhile in Don Corneo's dream.... Er, no, nevermind. What's that? You want to hear it!? Really? Okayyyy, you sicko...
Cloud stands in the middle of Don Corneo's office disguised as a girl like in the game, however, instead of Tifa and Aeris, it's Vincent and Sephiroth. Vincent's in Tifa's tight miniskirt and tanktop and Sephiroth is wearing Aeris' pink dress. They are so cleverly disguised, Don Corneo does not know they are really men. He jumps onto his desk, drooling at the three.
"Wheeeeeeee! Oh, YOU ARE ALL PRETTY! I'LL TAKE ALL THREE OF THEM!" Don Corneo cries in joy and they all go into his large room with his large bed. " Come now my pretties! Come to daddy!" After that Cloud, Sephiroth and Vincent pull off their clothes to reveal their own real clothes. Don gasps in surprise. "YOU'RE NOT WEMON!"
"Really, I always thought Cloud was one though." Sephiroth replied.
"Shut up, asshole! Let's just kill this Mother F*cker!" Cloud said.
"Good idea" Vincent agreed. Don Corneo screamed girlishly when they all pulled out their weapons and attacked.
Back in Aeris' kitchen....
Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack
'Eghack! I'm gagging in my mind from how repulsive Sephiroth is!' Aeris thought while she was repetitively bashing her head into the cabinet. When she finally stopped, well, blacked out and fell to the floor, everyone was behind her. Staring. Link went over and began to poke at her unconscious body while Sephiroth came running down the stairs, zipping up his pants in the process. Dante turns to Vincent who stood closest to him.
"She must not be jellin'." Dante said to him. Vincent nodded.
"Jellin' like Mcjellin'." Vincent replied.
"What the hell did you people do to her?!" Sephiroth screamed when he saw her body on the floor. He immediately turned to face Kain, who had come in, covered in innocent peoples remains. Sephiroth pointed darkly at the vampire. "YOU!"
"Whoa, whoa! She knocked herself out!" Kain replied raising his arms innocently.
"Is it hot in here or is it just her?" Dante said. Everybody was too busy encouraging Kain and Sephiroth to fight to hear what he said. He looked from side to side, making sure no one was watching before he picked up Aeris' body. He crept out of the room, before going upstairs carrying her with him. Sephiroth looked up from bashing Kain's face into the edge of the counter and noticed her missing.
"OKAY! WHO THE HELL HAS AERIS?!" Sephiroth fumed. Everything stopped betting on whom would win and looked around.
"Hey, that other damn Sephiroth wannabe is f^(%!#@ missing!" Cid said. And indeed Dante was gone.
"See! I told you!" Kain was enraged.
Up in Aeris' room...
Dante locked the door and took off his jacket and shirt and was beginning to fumble with his belt. However to his dismal, Aeris woke up.
"I'M NOT A TURKEY, DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!" She screamed, jolting upright. She looked over and saw Dante half-naked. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ANOTHER PERVERT!!!!!! HE'S GANNA RAPE ME!!!!!!!!"
"I'm not ganna rape you. I just brought you up here because you knocked yourself out." Dante told her.
"THEN YOU WERE GANNA RAPE ME!!!!!!!" Aeris cried.
"No, I was ganna try on this nifty costume I found." Dante said, holding up Sephiroth's old Shinra military uniform.
"Oh. Well, ok. There's a bathroom over there." Aeris said, embarrassed. She pulled the sheets of her bed over her head to cover herself.
"Oh, ok, thanks." Dante told her and went into the bathroom to change. Sephiroth kicked open Aeris' locked door, busting the handle at the same time. Aeris screamed and pulled the covers off herself.
"WHERE THE FU-" Sephiroth roared before he was cut off by Aeris' angry voice.
"Sephiroth, shut up for a moment." Aeris told him in a dark voice. It intimidated Sephiroth, silencing him immediately. Aeris got off her bed and walked over to Sephiroth and her now busted door where everyone else peeked in. "May I ask, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRAKE MY DOOR DOWN?!!!"
"Well, I thought you were being raped. I heard you scream it from downstairs, SO WHERE IS THE MOTHER FU-" Sephiroth was cut off again when Dante came out of Aeris' bathroom, dressed in Sephiroth's uniform. "OH! I GET IT NOW! Dressing up as me and THEN raping her! YOU SICK FU-"
"CLONES! CLONES I SAY! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!" Tseng screamed outside Aeris' window with a camera in hand before slipping and falling off the roof. Aeris slammed her fist into her other hand in a conclusive way.
"I KNEW he was taking pictures of me while I slept, and all theses years..." Aeris walked by her broken door, Sephiroth, and the others. She made her way downstairs.
"Ehem." Dante cleared his throat.
"Huh? Oh, oh yeah. HOW DAMN YOU, YOU FU-" Sephiroth keeps getting interrupted, doesn't he.
"Hey, who's up for a trip to Gold Saucer?!" Aeris yelled from downstairs. Cid, Vincent, and the others all stormed downstairs, leaving Sephiroth all alone. Next to Aeris' shattered door. He hung his head in defeat and finally dragged himself downstairs. Sephiroth came down to find everyone packed and ready to go. Cid's Airship was parked right outside the door.
"Cid, you better hope to the gods that you didn't land on any of my flowers...." Aeris growled at Cid.
"Sheesh, woman! I didn't touch your damn flowers!" Cid grumbled walking from the kitchen with a new beer.
"Why the hell are we going to Gold Saucer?!" Sephiroth asked Aeris.
"Uh, hello! Birthday girl here! I wanna go see the cute little fat moogles and go on rides so shut up or don't go!" Aeris replied, angrily.
"But your birthday was yesterday!" Sephiroth groaned.
"Fine, stay here and fix my door." Aeris snapped, folding her arms.
"But I don't wanna!!!!!!" Sephiroth whined like a five-year-old.
"THEN SHUT UP! And get a shirt on." Aeris told him while loading her bags. Sephiroth had forgotten he was only wearing his pants. "We'll be staying there for several days so bring what you need."
"Hey, Miss Aeris, what is Gold Saucer?" Kuja asked.
"Yeah, where the heck are we going?" Link, too, was curious.
"And what is this monstrosity?!" Legolas said, still staring at the Highwind.
"It looks like a giant weird helicopter thingy!" Dante said in awe, he still wore Sephiroth's old uniform.
"It looks stupid to me." Kain snorted. Cid turned to them all with his eyes narrowed dangerously.
"You all better F(%*ING SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES AND NOT F$%*@ING INSULT MY BABY!!" Cid screamed at them. They all silenced their bickering. Well, some at least.
"mmmmmmm, Pie...." Vincent could be heard saying.
"YOU TOO, YOU VAMPIRE BITCH!" Cid was hasn't had his hourly smoke yet and the nicotine cravings are killing him so please, understand.
"OKAY! Are we all ready to go?" Aeris asked once Sephiroth was back into his Kingdom Hearts costume. Yay. Everyone nodded and began to board the Highwind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sephiroth: YOU WERE SOOO GANNA RAPE HER!!!!!!!
Dante: Wellllllll...
Sephiroth: HA! YOU SEE!!!!!! I TOLD YOU HE WAS A SICK FU-
Author: Remember! No author notes! Nyah!!!!!!!
Legolas, Kain, and Vincent: But!
Author: No.
Kuja, Dante, and Sephiroth: BUT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!