Chapter XX, I just don't have time to date transvestites anymore... Sorry Cloud.
Aeris: SO THIS IS IT! The last and final chapter of MOOGLES GONE WILD!!!! Oh the humanity of it all! Heheheheh. Eat your peeps... they're a good source of many vitamins, which you can only find on the periodic table. Well actually we don't know what the US RDA of Californium is, but if you want to eat some we'll keep an eye on you and let you know.
Link: Mmmmm, Californiumny goodness...
Legolas: EAT MY LEAFY FURY!!!! BIZNATCH! (He attacked a random dog that was just walking by. Don't worry, it bit Legolas in the leg and he had to go to the doctor because he began to foam at the mouth more than usual.)
Kain: I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Sephiroth: Riiiiiight. I'm beginning to believe that I've been the only sane person here.
Kuja: You're just jealous because the voices talk to us.
Sephiroth: ........
Aeris: Insanity chooses its victims well. Oh yea, I ran into my ex the other day... I put the car in reverse and hit 'em again after that.
Kain: What did you do with his body?
Aeris: ......... left it there. There was a pack of hobos nearby, watching it all. I think they were encircling his body while I was driving off. I never knew hobos were cannibals. Mmmmmmm, top ramen.
Vincent: Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful. I believe everyone should start up compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
All: ............
Sephiroth: Dad, no. Just no. Please. Just shut your noise hole.
Vincent: No, bad son, don't talk back to me like that!
Sephiroth: Be kind to your children, they choose your nursing home.
Vincent: ............
Legolas: Yes, well, that is lovely and all but we really must start the fic now. So shut the (%& up please. Thank you.
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Chapter XXX Wait, no. There's only two 'x's. Chapter XX It's gonna be another 'stop here and get your Twinkies' place...
Sephiroth and DamIan's swords clashed against one another's. Sparks were flying between the two blades. The two glared at one another as they both tried to push the other's blade back so that they could get the first strike in. Sephiroth was wearing down under DamIan's pressure and beginning to be pushed back. His feet desperately tried to keep from sliding in the rocking ground. He wasn't going to be able to push back his calm looking brother.
"You are not strong enough, dear older brother." DamIan coolly told him like nothing was wrong. Sephiroth gritted his teeth as sweat began to trickle down his face. DamIan smirked and vanished from in front of Sephiroth. Sephiroth fell forward as he noticed why DamIan had moved; Dante and Kain were trying to get in a back attack with their swords. However, because they were in midair, soaring towards where DamIan used to be and Sephiroth was falling forward still in the hundredths of a second that were passing by, they all collided into one another. Thankfully, they managed not to stab one another and were back on their feet after a few seconds. Kuja sent several Firaga spells towards DamIan while Link and Legolas tried to shoot him with arrows. DamIan, however, repelled all their attacks and sent them flying through rock walls. Link and Legolas were unable to fight from then on and Kuja was badly injured, the three passed out. Dante, Kain and Sephiroth all attempted striking DamIan with their swords. They too were immediately repelled and thrown back. Sephiroth got back up and was now the only one left to try and kill DamIan. He heaved his Masamune into a strike pose and launched himself at his clone. As fast as Sephiroth was, he wasn't fast enough to attack DamIan. DamIan's speed was lightning fast, almost as if he knew what Sephiroth was about to do. He reappeared behind a worn Sephiroth, striking him almost fatally with his sword in the ribs. Sephiroth howled in pain and howled again as DamIan smashed Sephiroth's leg with the back of his sword. Sephiroth fell to the ground, wheezing for air. His chest side was now gushing blood. DamIan laughed at him as Sephiroth forced his arm to reach for his Masamune three feet from him. The clone hastily stepped on Sephiroth's hand and crushed it into the ground with his boot.
"Just give up, Sephiroth." DamIan told him before he turned to face Aeris. He walked over to the barrier. Aeris was crying and calling for Sephiroth, ignoring DamIan. His expression became cross and he turned back to Sephiroth and casted Ultima on his almost unconscious body. Sephiroth screamed in agony until the green fog faded, his body fell to the ground, limp. Aeris screamed and sobbed into her hands when DamIan turned his attention back to her. "Aw, come on, Aeris. Forget about Sephiroth. We'll have lot's of fun together."
As DamIan was busy trying to stop Aeris from crying, Vincent and Cid rushed over to Sephiroth's body. Vincent quickly pulled out a phoenix down and used it on him. He regained consciousness but moaned in misery. Cid threw a few elixirs on him and his bleeding stopped, however, it wasn't enough.
"Aeris. Just sit tight and wait. It'll all be over shortly." DamIan said, reaching in his coat pocket to pull out the black materia. Yet, there was nothing in his pocket. "WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID IT GO?!"
Cid and Vincent both saw Yuffie tiptoeing away in the shadows. Sephiroth, too, managed to notice this and struggled to his feet and forced his body into a run after the young ninja while DamIan was occupied in searching all his pockets. Sephiroth tackled the girl and covered her mouth before she could let out a scream. Cid and Vincent ran over to the two.
"Yuffie! What are you doing here?!" Vincent demanded.
"I was just hanging around in the area, looking for some materia and noticed that Sephiroth clone had the black materia. I thought I might just take it for myself. I know a new pawn shop that would take it for a good amount. Yo! You are not going to take it! It's mine!" Yuffie screamed as Sephiroth tore it out of her hands. At first, he had a remembrance of what it was like to hold such power. He could feel the energy of the black materia flow into his hand. A small voice in the back of his head screamed silently for him to take it back as the materia pulsed through his arm. Sephiroth was entranced by the black orb in his grasp, yet something pulled him back into the real world. Aeris' voice somehow entered his mind even through the barrier, ignoring every other sound including Vincent, Cid and Yuffie who were screaming at him. Sephiroth snapped back to normal and realized DamIan was running towards him with a furious look. Only then Sephiroth knew what he had to do.
"GIVE ME THAT!!!" DamIan roared, lunging for the black materia. Sephiroth jumped for his Masamune, grabbed it, and quickly brought it down to the black materia. DamIan's eyes widened. "NOOO!!!!!"
Sephiroth smiled as the black materia slowly cracked and finally shattered into millions of tiny pieces. The remains turned into dust and shifted away in the wind as Sephiroth's smile widened. Sephiroth stood up slowly, still smiling at his frozen younger sibling.
"So, what now, little brother?" Sephiroth asked in a mocking tone. "It looks like you're up Chocolate Creek without a Popsicle stick. I know you needed the black materia in order to be stronger than me. I remember how I used its power two years ago and now that it's gone, you're only as powerful as me."
"........." DamIan looked as though he was confused and didn't know what to do, like a lost child. Sephiroth ignored his pain with his rage and charged. DamIan prepared his self, expecting Sephiroth to strike with his sword. He was surprised when Sephiroth faked him out, striking his face with his fists. DamIan tried to push him off but Sephiroth had him pinned and was now pummeling him into the ground, not at all about to stop. Vincent, Cid and Yuffie were casting a debarrier spell on Aeris' caging barricade. Once they managed to take it off, Aeris was running towards Sephiroth while he was still thrashing away at his clone.
"SEPHIROTH! ENOUGH!" Aeris screamed at Sephiroth, pulling him off. He tried to push her away and get back to beating DamIan, but she persisted on holding him back. "QUIT IT! LOOK AT HIM!"
Sephiroth looked down at the now bloody DamIan, he was now trying to shield his face, crying. He certainly wasn't used to being beaten in battle like that. Sephiroth understood that he was most likely treated differently while he was raised extremely different than he was, even if it was still in a lab. Aeris finally pulled Sephiroth back. Vincent thought it would be okay to take over, walking over to all of them. He calmly bent over and grabbed DamIan's ear and pulled him to his feet.
"NOW! Don't we feel ashamed of ourselves?" Vincent demanded as he twisted DamIan's ear. Sephiroth started laughing, that is until Vincent grabbed his ear as well. Both boys were now chanting 'ow, ow, ow' as Vincent twisted. "Now, don't even start, son. It's not nice to beat up your little brother like you were!"
"What the hell?! He stole Aeris away from me and was going to destroy the world!!! It's not fare!!" Sephiroth whined. Vincent twisted again on his ear. "OW!"
"What have I told you about your language?!" Vincent demanded. He let go of both their ears and folded his arms. "Now, I want you both to apologize to each other, especially you, DamIan."
"...Sorry." The silver haired boys said in unison.
"........." DamIan wiped away his tears and blood. Vincent smacked the back of his head, forcing his apology out of him. "I'm very sorry for trying to destroy the world!"
"Okay, good. Now, let's settle down and get everyone's wounds healed, okay." Vincent said. Everyone sorta nodded and Aeris was happy to supply her healing power for everyone. Their wounds may have healed but the pain didn't want to go away. Sephiroth was the last to be healed by Aeris. Once she fixed up his ribs, she smiled to show she was finished. She was surprised when he pulled her into her arms. Kuja, Dante, Link, Kain, Vincent, Yuffie, Cid, Legolas and DamIan gathered behind them, watching.
"Aeris, I love you. I've never had anyone to love in my life before you and you're all I could ever hope to have." Sephiroth told her, holding her tightly.
"Geeze! Sephiroth, didn't you have a social life when you were younger?!" Aeris asked in amazement, pulling away to look into his face.
"I was the only child of a homicidal mad scientist and I believed a genocidal alien lifeform was my mother for about six years. You have no idea what that does to your social life." Sephiroth answered, fishing around in his pants pocket for something. When he obtained what he was after, he kneeled before Aeris, squinting in pain from the multiple injuries he now had. "Aeris...."
"Yes?" Aeris' eyes were now all starry-like as he gripped her hands with his right and pulled out his left, holding something.
"Will you marry me?" Sephiroth asked, his eyes all starry-like too. He held up the cheap metal smiley-faced ring that she had won in the restaurant and gave to him. Aeris was so stunned as she put her hands over her gaping mouth. Vincent began to cry on Cid's shoulder.
"My little boy is all grown up! SOB!" Vincent cried. Cid grunted but allowed him to cry on his shoulder.
"Sephiroth, this is so sudden..." Aeris managed to whisper out. Sephiroth's hopeful gaze turned into a disappointed and sad one. He got up, with his head hung and spoke, his voice was solemn. "I- I...."
"In other words, no." Sephiroth guessed. "I mean I can understand. I killed you and all. And I've been nothing but trouble and—"
Aeris cut him off by pulling him down and kissing him deeply. When she finally pulled away she looked at his surprised expression and laughed. "Of course I'll marry you, silly!" It took a few seconds for her words to click in his head. He let out a yell of happiness and picked her up and swung her around as they both laughed. Everyone in the group, including DamIan, let out a long 'Awwwwwwww'. However, Sephiroth forgot about his leg and ribcage that were still in pain. Soon his laughter turned to cries of pain as he fell back to the ground. Aeris helped him sit up and hugged him before he started the kissing back up again. They kissed one another repeatedly until they heard a voice of disapproval.
"Jeezuz crap, people! Get a room already!" Dante said. He jumped behind everyone else when Sephiroth and Aeris glared at him with daggers in their eyes. "OKAY! Okay! Go ahead and make out in front of everyone! In fact, while you're at it, go ahead and have sex."
"Meh, we just might." Aeris told him with a naughty smirk on her face.
DamIan grinned slightly. "You're such a tease, Aeris."
"I'm not a tease. I'm just a reminder of what you can't have." Aeris told him mischievously. He nodded with a grin.
"Right. But you, uh, you don't happen to have a sister, particularly a twin? Or a clone, perhaps?" DamIan asked slyly. Aeris laughed and shook her head.
"Nope, sorry, I'm the last of my kind, literally." Aeris replied with a smile, helping Sephiroth stand up. She let him support himself on her.
"Well, Aeris, since we're engaged and all, we could, like, fix that. Heheheh. Hmm? Hmmm?" Sephiroth hugged her closer and rocked her questioningly. Aeris blushed deep red. She pulled out her Piko hammer and bopped him lightly on the forehead out of embarrassment.
"Sephy, I'd like to worry about kids after we have a few years to ourselves." She conveyed to him, poking him in the chest.
"WOOT! Good deal!" Sephiroth said. He bent down and kissed her again.
"Awwwwwwww, this is so cute!" Kuja said, wiping away a tear.
"Seriously, let's see some action here. Get it on already!" Cid said in the background waiting for them to get down and dirty in front of them all.
Three weeks later, Aeris and Sephiroth were to be married in a field outside the rocky terrain of Cosmos Canyon where it was surrounded by blossoming cherry trees and lots of flowers. Everyone attended the wedding, from the former members of the Turks to the members of Avalanche and everyone in between. Sephiroth stood next to the priest dude with Vincent next to him. Legolas, Kuja, Kain, Link and Dante were the groom's men and DamIan was Sephiroth's best man. All of them were in traditional black tuxedos. Yuffie, Cloud, and Shera (5 months pregnant with Cid's child since they were married a year ago, forgot to tell you all.) were the bride's maids while Tifa, who was married to Cloud, was the matron of honor. Marlene was the flower girl, tossing flowers into the air before Aeris walked her way to the alter with Barret taking the place of her father. She wore a beautiful white dress and had her hair down with white flowers decorating her hair, and she held a bouquet of matching white flowers. Finally, they got to the talking part, and they exchanged their 'I do's'. The priest gave the words and Sephiroth turned and kissed Aeris. Everyone cheered, wedding bells rang, cherry blossoms sprinkled down upon everyone from the trees, birds sang, Vincent began to cry tears of joy on Cid's shoulder again, and everyone was really, really happy. Sephiroth and Aeris went and cut the cake, then fed one another. Aeris thought it would be funny to shove an entire piece into Sephiroth's face. He then shoved one into hers and laughed. After they cleaned themselves of cake frosting, Aeris tossed the flowers for all the women who were invited to catch. However, because Cloud dressed as a woman and insisted on being one of Aeris' bride's maids, he insisted on being in the horde of women. And because he was, it was he that caught the bouquet of flowers. DamIan spent most of his time flirting with one of the invited young and beautiful women during the reception. Sephiroth took a minute to go talk to his younger bro while the woman went to the bathroom.
"so, I see you already found a chick to pick up." Sephiroth commented. DamIan nodded.
"Indeed. That female looks capable of passing on my genetic material. Congratulations, by the way. I wish the best of luck when you try to pass yours on with Aeris." DamIan said, patting his brother on the back.
"......... Um, thank you. Well, I should, er, get back with Aeris and leave you to.... Um, work on 'passing your genetic material' as you like to say, with that woman." Sephiroth told him as the woman returned to talk with DamIan some more. After that he and the woman, who was named coincidently named Jessebella, often IMed one another and often had ice cream together. During the reception, Aeris and Sephiroth danced a bit, accepted wedding gifts and talked to a lot of guests. Cloud and Tifa went over to them and said hi, Tifa forced Cloud to dress back in a tuxedo and Sephiroth couldn't help but make fun of him until Aeris pinched his arm for him to stop. Red XIII, Bugenhagen (you know, Red's adoptive grandfather that floats around on a freaking pillow), and Reeve (he decided to show up instead of using Cait Sith) made their way over to the newly wed couple.
"Ho ho ho! Aeris, I was able to research that pink stone you had me look at." Bugenhagen told her as he hand her the remaining stone from the cake that had summoned Legolas, Kuja, Link, Kain and Dante. "It is a stone made up of a more condensed mako. They've been found near the Forgotten City in the sleeping forest. They are supposed to grant wishes and I can clearly see that they work. The way the boys came is also how they have to leave, through the stones."
"I figured as much with the freaks popping up and all." Sephiroth said to himself. Aeris sent him a disapproving look.
"Sephiroth." Aeris scolded him before turning her attention back to Bugenhagen. "So in order to send them back to where they came from, I only have to wish it?"
"Ho ho ho! Indubitably!" Bugenhagen chortled. He floated off with Red XIII and Reeve after they congratulated the two. Aeris and Sephiroth made their way to the foreign guys that had been wished there.
"Hey, we found out how to send your butts home!" Sephiroth said happily. "Okay Aeris, wish them gone!"
"Sephiroth, wait a minute! We have to say goodbye." Aeris told her husband. She explained how they came to her world and how she could send them back. They all got back into their original outfits and gathered in a circle with Sephiroth, Aeris, Vincent and Cid. Cid and Vincent wished them luck and went back to the reception. Aeris kissed them all on the cheek and thanked them for the dates and all the fun.
"And I was just getting used to this place, the strip joint down the street from your house kicks ass, Aeris. But they've got some cool ones in America, so later!" Dante said.
"I enjoyed being here, it was fun! There aren't drunken chicks trying to seduce you here!" Link said, saying his goodbye.
"The hobos taste good. However, I will leave you, fair lady. Farewell." Kain said, turning into the gentleman as he had when he first met Aeris.
"It was fun. Good luck tonight, buddy, she got pretty wild during our date at that Gold Saucer place." Kuja said, elbowing Sephiroth. Aeris blushed in embarrassment.
"I must admit it was surely an adventure to travel to another realm such as yours. Thank you for being such a gracious and lovely hostess for us all.
"Thank you guys. Sorry for pulling you all from your worlds but you'll be there soon. Goodbye!" Aeris told, they all exchanged their goodbyes again and stood in a line. Aeris held the pink stone close to her heart and face the guys as she closed her eyes. She began her wish. 'I wish for Legolas, Kuja, Link, Kain, and Dante to return safely back to their worlds at the time they had left. Thank you.' She felt the smooth stone grow warmer and finally disappear from her hand, leaving nothing but air in her grasp. When Aeris opened her eyes, all five men were gone. She heaved a sigh of relief and sadness after sending her new friends back home, but still she was happy the rest of the day. Aeris Gainsborough turned back to face her new husband. Sephiroth smiled and hugged his new wife.
"Now I'll have you all to my self." Sephiroth whispered to her as he held her close. Aeris laughed and they both turned back to join the party arm in arm. "Hey, Aeris? How come I didn't get a bachelor party in this fic?"
"Ran out of space, sorry honey." Aeris answered with an evil smile.
"Uhuh, ran out of space my ass." Sephiroth muttered. By the time he finished that sentence, Legolas would have came out of the mysterious bathroom hut in the forest, Kuja would step off the teleporter in his desert palace, Kain would be walking out into the city of Meridian to go kill their hobos, Link will have fallen into a pit of ravenous beasts that he chose to dive into, and Dante would have popped up in the middle of hell to fight the limbless Monty Python. Everything will be back to order and thus, a sign of the end.
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"THE END!!!!!!!" Everyone in the fic screams and bows as you all clap. Clap, dammit. You know you want to. CLAP! I don't care if this is a computer, I can still hear if you clap or not! Elven ears of hearing, I have them, remember! Thank you for reading and yea. Bye. Now go read the author notes.
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Aeris: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!! I'm flippen' done with this fic!!! If you don't like how it ended, well there are two things you can do. One, take sharp objects and repeatedly lodge them into your skull. Or, two, learn to deal with it. Like I stated when I first began this fic, I do not legally claim ownage over these sexy unreal men. However, I can still have my sick fantasies with them whenever, and wherever, so yea. I'd also like to state that I am not responsible for any insane, sadistic, malicsadict, and/or hyper sensations, despite what all the subliminal messages tell you. It's all in your mind, I assure you.
Sephiroth: Heheheh, so when do we have our honeymoon, where we get to bump and grind, eh?
Aeris: -.-' maybe later if you shut up.
Sephiroth: SWEETNESS!!!
Aeris: Anyways, because he has been so nice like he always is and I wuvvles him so, the Goughnour is in the other room, strapped to a chair with a horde of hot and sexy strippers doing a multiple amount of things to him as we speak.
Goughnour: (is heard from the room) WOOT! Ooooh! WOAH, kinky! Hey, that tickles! Hahahahah!
Sephiroth: Why?!?! Why the Goughnour?!?!?!?!
Aeris: I like him, he's a nice, funny, down-to-earth, scratch 'n sniff kinda guy.
Sephiroth: What about me?! Sniff! (Begins to cry)
Aeris: Aww, Sephy, it's okay. I love you too. Come on, lets go play strip Chinese checkers together, just you and me. Then we can go on our honeymoon! I'll bring the chocolate sauce.
Sephiroth: Sweet!
Link: What about us?
Legolas: Link, you must understand that we're only support characters. WE are the ones that just stand here and look pretty.
Kuja: damn, I want my own fic. Then I can have all the chicks I want!
Kain: O.o I never expected something so straight to come out of your mouth.
Kuja: (casts Firaga on Kain)...Grrr.
Dante: (looks at Kain's charred and flaming body) Burning vampires... (Downs a pint of Samuel Adams) Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Support mental health or I'll kill you!
Vincent: Yes, Dante, now shut up. Ehem. Okay. Audience, we must ask you all to review. There will be a special chapter like thing where you may ask questions, give comments and receive thanks from the Author lady, Aeris.
Kuja: Yuppers, it's special, small bus special.
Vincent: No, not special like ed. Anyways, we hope to get many reviews with questions and comments. Then we can thank you. Yea. Sorta like chapter 13. Thank you for reading for those of you that don't want to be mentioned in the thanks.
Link: BYE!!!!!!!
Aeris: SO THIS IS IT! The last and final chapter of MOOGLES GONE WILD!!!! Oh the humanity of it all! Heheheheh. Eat your peeps... they're a good source of many vitamins, which you can only find on the periodic table. Well actually we don't know what the US RDA of Californium is, but if you want to eat some we'll keep an eye on you and let you know.
Link: Mmmmm, Californiumny goodness...
Legolas: EAT MY LEAFY FURY!!!! BIZNATCH! (He attacked a random dog that was just walking by. Don't worry, it bit Legolas in the leg and he had to go to the doctor because he began to foam at the mouth more than usual.)
Kain: I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Sephiroth: Riiiiiight. I'm beginning to believe that I've been the only sane person here.
Kuja: You're just jealous because the voices talk to us.
Sephiroth: ........
Aeris: Insanity chooses its victims well. Oh yea, I ran into my ex the other day... I put the car in reverse and hit 'em again after that.
Kain: What did you do with his body?
Aeris: ......... left it there. There was a pack of hobos nearby, watching it all. I think they were encircling his body while I was driving off. I never knew hobos were cannibals. Mmmmmmm, top ramen.
Vincent: Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful. I believe everyone should start up compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
All: ............
Sephiroth: Dad, no. Just no. Please. Just shut your noise hole.
Vincent: No, bad son, don't talk back to me like that!
Sephiroth: Be kind to your children, they choose your nursing home.
Vincent: ............
Legolas: Yes, well, that is lovely and all but we really must start the fic now. So shut the (%& up please. Thank you.
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Chapter XXX Wait, no. There's only two 'x's. Chapter XX It's gonna be another 'stop here and get your Twinkies' place...
Sephiroth and DamIan's swords clashed against one another's. Sparks were flying between the two blades. The two glared at one another as they both tried to push the other's blade back so that they could get the first strike in. Sephiroth was wearing down under DamIan's pressure and beginning to be pushed back. His feet desperately tried to keep from sliding in the rocking ground. He wasn't going to be able to push back his calm looking brother.
"You are not strong enough, dear older brother." DamIan coolly told him like nothing was wrong. Sephiroth gritted his teeth as sweat began to trickle down his face. DamIan smirked and vanished from in front of Sephiroth. Sephiroth fell forward as he noticed why DamIan had moved; Dante and Kain were trying to get in a back attack with their swords. However, because they were in midair, soaring towards where DamIan used to be and Sephiroth was falling forward still in the hundredths of a second that were passing by, they all collided into one another. Thankfully, they managed not to stab one another and were back on their feet after a few seconds. Kuja sent several Firaga spells towards DamIan while Link and Legolas tried to shoot him with arrows. DamIan, however, repelled all their attacks and sent them flying through rock walls. Link and Legolas were unable to fight from then on and Kuja was badly injured, the three passed out. Dante, Kain and Sephiroth all attempted striking DamIan with their swords. They too were immediately repelled and thrown back. Sephiroth got back up and was now the only one left to try and kill DamIan. He heaved his Masamune into a strike pose and launched himself at his clone. As fast as Sephiroth was, he wasn't fast enough to attack DamIan. DamIan's speed was lightning fast, almost as if he knew what Sephiroth was about to do. He reappeared behind a worn Sephiroth, striking him almost fatally with his sword in the ribs. Sephiroth howled in pain and howled again as DamIan smashed Sephiroth's leg with the back of his sword. Sephiroth fell to the ground, wheezing for air. His chest side was now gushing blood. DamIan laughed at him as Sephiroth forced his arm to reach for his Masamune three feet from him. The clone hastily stepped on Sephiroth's hand and crushed it into the ground with his boot.
"Just give up, Sephiroth." DamIan told him before he turned to face Aeris. He walked over to the barrier. Aeris was crying and calling for Sephiroth, ignoring DamIan. His expression became cross and he turned back to Sephiroth and casted Ultima on his almost unconscious body. Sephiroth screamed in agony until the green fog faded, his body fell to the ground, limp. Aeris screamed and sobbed into her hands when DamIan turned his attention back to her. "Aw, come on, Aeris. Forget about Sephiroth. We'll have lot's of fun together."
As DamIan was busy trying to stop Aeris from crying, Vincent and Cid rushed over to Sephiroth's body. Vincent quickly pulled out a phoenix down and used it on him. He regained consciousness but moaned in misery. Cid threw a few elixirs on him and his bleeding stopped, however, it wasn't enough.
"Aeris. Just sit tight and wait. It'll all be over shortly." DamIan said, reaching in his coat pocket to pull out the black materia. Yet, there was nothing in his pocket. "WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID IT GO?!"
Cid and Vincent both saw Yuffie tiptoeing away in the shadows. Sephiroth, too, managed to notice this and struggled to his feet and forced his body into a run after the young ninja while DamIan was occupied in searching all his pockets. Sephiroth tackled the girl and covered her mouth before she could let out a scream. Cid and Vincent ran over to the two.
"Yuffie! What are you doing here?!" Vincent demanded.
"I was just hanging around in the area, looking for some materia and noticed that Sephiroth clone had the black materia. I thought I might just take it for myself. I know a new pawn shop that would take it for a good amount. Yo! You are not going to take it! It's mine!" Yuffie screamed as Sephiroth tore it out of her hands. At first, he had a remembrance of what it was like to hold such power. He could feel the energy of the black materia flow into his hand. A small voice in the back of his head screamed silently for him to take it back as the materia pulsed through his arm. Sephiroth was entranced by the black orb in his grasp, yet something pulled him back into the real world. Aeris' voice somehow entered his mind even through the barrier, ignoring every other sound including Vincent, Cid and Yuffie who were screaming at him. Sephiroth snapped back to normal and realized DamIan was running towards him with a furious look. Only then Sephiroth knew what he had to do.
"GIVE ME THAT!!!" DamIan roared, lunging for the black materia. Sephiroth jumped for his Masamune, grabbed it, and quickly brought it down to the black materia. DamIan's eyes widened. "NOOO!!!!!"
Sephiroth smiled as the black materia slowly cracked and finally shattered into millions of tiny pieces. The remains turned into dust and shifted away in the wind as Sephiroth's smile widened. Sephiroth stood up slowly, still smiling at his frozen younger sibling.
"So, what now, little brother?" Sephiroth asked in a mocking tone. "It looks like you're up Chocolate Creek without a Popsicle stick. I know you needed the black materia in order to be stronger than me. I remember how I used its power two years ago and now that it's gone, you're only as powerful as me."
"........." DamIan looked as though he was confused and didn't know what to do, like a lost child. Sephiroth ignored his pain with his rage and charged. DamIan prepared his self, expecting Sephiroth to strike with his sword. He was surprised when Sephiroth faked him out, striking his face with his fists. DamIan tried to push him off but Sephiroth had him pinned and was now pummeling him into the ground, not at all about to stop. Vincent, Cid and Yuffie were casting a debarrier spell on Aeris' caging barricade. Once they managed to take it off, Aeris was running towards Sephiroth while he was still thrashing away at his clone.
"SEPHIROTH! ENOUGH!" Aeris screamed at Sephiroth, pulling him off. He tried to push her away and get back to beating DamIan, but she persisted on holding him back. "QUIT IT! LOOK AT HIM!"
Sephiroth looked down at the now bloody DamIan, he was now trying to shield his face, crying. He certainly wasn't used to being beaten in battle like that. Sephiroth understood that he was most likely treated differently while he was raised extremely different than he was, even if it was still in a lab. Aeris finally pulled Sephiroth back. Vincent thought it would be okay to take over, walking over to all of them. He calmly bent over and grabbed DamIan's ear and pulled him to his feet.
"NOW! Don't we feel ashamed of ourselves?" Vincent demanded as he twisted DamIan's ear. Sephiroth started laughing, that is until Vincent grabbed his ear as well. Both boys were now chanting 'ow, ow, ow' as Vincent twisted. "Now, don't even start, son. It's not nice to beat up your little brother like you were!"
"What the hell?! He stole Aeris away from me and was going to destroy the world!!! It's not fare!!" Sephiroth whined. Vincent twisted again on his ear. "OW!"
"What have I told you about your language?!" Vincent demanded. He let go of both their ears and folded his arms. "Now, I want you both to apologize to each other, especially you, DamIan."
"...Sorry." The silver haired boys said in unison.
"........." DamIan wiped away his tears and blood. Vincent smacked the back of his head, forcing his apology out of him. "I'm very sorry for trying to destroy the world!"
"Okay, good. Now, let's settle down and get everyone's wounds healed, okay." Vincent said. Everyone sorta nodded and Aeris was happy to supply her healing power for everyone. Their wounds may have healed but the pain didn't want to go away. Sephiroth was the last to be healed by Aeris. Once she fixed up his ribs, she smiled to show she was finished. She was surprised when he pulled her into her arms. Kuja, Dante, Link, Kain, Vincent, Yuffie, Cid, Legolas and DamIan gathered behind them, watching.
"Aeris, I love you. I've never had anyone to love in my life before you and you're all I could ever hope to have." Sephiroth told her, holding her tightly.
"Geeze! Sephiroth, didn't you have a social life when you were younger?!" Aeris asked in amazement, pulling away to look into his face.
"I was the only child of a homicidal mad scientist and I believed a genocidal alien lifeform was my mother for about six years. You have no idea what that does to your social life." Sephiroth answered, fishing around in his pants pocket for something. When he obtained what he was after, he kneeled before Aeris, squinting in pain from the multiple injuries he now had. "Aeris...."
"Yes?" Aeris' eyes were now all starry-like as he gripped her hands with his right and pulled out his left, holding something.
"Will you marry me?" Sephiroth asked, his eyes all starry-like too. He held up the cheap metal smiley-faced ring that she had won in the restaurant and gave to him. Aeris was so stunned as she put her hands over her gaping mouth. Vincent began to cry on Cid's shoulder.
"My little boy is all grown up! SOB!" Vincent cried. Cid grunted but allowed him to cry on his shoulder.
"Sephiroth, this is so sudden..." Aeris managed to whisper out. Sephiroth's hopeful gaze turned into a disappointed and sad one. He got up, with his head hung and spoke, his voice was solemn. "I- I...."
"In other words, no." Sephiroth guessed. "I mean I can understand. I killed you and all. And I've been nothing but trouble and—"
Aeris cut him off by pulling him down and kissing him deeply. When she finally pulled away she looked at his surprised expression and laughed. "Of course I'll marry you, silly!" It took a few seconds for her words to click in his head. He let out a yell of happiness and picked her up and swung her around as they both laughed. Everyone in the group, including DamIan, let out a long 'Awwwwwwww'. However, Sephiroth forgot about his leg and ribcage that were still in pain. Soon his laughter turned to cries of pain as he fell back to the ground. Aeris helped him sit up and hugged him before he started the kissing back up again. They kissed one another repeatedly until they heard a voice of disapproval.
"Jeezuz crap, people! Get a room already!" Dante said. He jumped behind everyone else when Sephiroth and Aeris glared at him with daggers in their eyes. "OKAY! Okay! Go ahead and make out in front of everyone! In fact, while you're at it, go ahead and have sex."
"Meh, we just might." Aeris told him with a naughty smirk on her face.
DamIan grinned slightly. "You're such a tease, Aeris."
"I'm not a tease. I'm just a reminder of what you can't have." Aeris told him mischievously. He nodded with a grin.
"Right. But you, uh, you don't happen to have a sister, particularly a twin? Or a clone, perhaps?" DamIan asked slyly. Aeris laughed and shook her head.
"Nope, sorry, I'm the last of my kind, literally." Aeris replied with a smile, helping Sephiroth stand up. She let him support himself on her.
"Well, Aeris, since we're engaged and all, we could, like, fix that. Heheheh. Hmm? Hmmm?" Sephiroth hugged her closer and rocked her questioningly. Aeris blushed deep red. She pulled out her Piko hammer and bopped him lightly on the forehead out of embarrassment.
"Sephy, I'd like to worry about kids after we have a few years to ourselves." She conveyed to him, poking him in the chest.
"WOOT! Good deal!" Sephiroth said. He bent down and kissed her again.
"Awwwwwwww, this is so cute!" Kuja said, wiping away a tear.
"Seriously, let's see some action here. Get it on already!" Cid said in the background waiting for them to get down and dirty in front of them all.
Three weeks later, Aeris and Sephiroth were to be married in a field outside the rocky terrain of Cosmos Canyon where it was surrounded by blossoming cherry trees and lots of flowers. Everyone attended the wedding, from the former members of the Turks to the members of Avalanche and everyone in between. Sephiroth stood next to the priest dude with Vincent next to him. Legolas, Kuja, Kain, Link and Dante were the groom's men and DamIan was Sephiroth's best man. All of them were in traditional black tuxedos. Yuffie, Cloud, and Shera (5 months pregnant with Cid's child since they were married a year ago, forgot to tell you all.) were the bride's maids while Tifa, who was married to Cloud, was the matron of honor. Marlene was the flower girl, tossing flowers into the air before Aeris walked her way to the alter with Barret taking the place of her father. She wore a beautiful white dress and had her hair down with white flowers decorating her hair, and she held a bouquet of matching white flowers. Finally, they got to the talking part, and they exchanged their 'I do's'. The priest gave the words and Sephiroth turned and kissed Aeris. Everyone cheered, wedding bells rang, cherry blossoms sprinkled down upon everyone from the trees, birds sang, Vincent began to cry tears of joy on Cid's shoulder again, and everyone was really, really happy. Sephiroth and Aeris went and cut the cake, then fed one another. Aeris thought it would be funny to shove an entire piece into Sephiroth's face. He then shoved one into hers and laughed. After they cleaned themselves of cake frosting, Aeris tossed the flowers for all the women who were invited to catch. However, because Cloud dressed as a woman and insisted on being one of Aeris' bride's maids, he insisted on being in the horde of women. And because he was, it was he that caught the bouquet of flowers. DamIan spent most of his time flirting with one of the invited young and beautiful women during the reception. Sephiroth took a minute to go talk to his younger bro while the woman went to the bathroom.
"so, I see you already found a chick to pick up." Sephiroth commented. DamIan nodded.
"Indeed. That female looks capable of passing on my genetic material. Congratulations, by the way. I wish the best of luck when you try to pass yours on with Aeris." DamIan said, patting his brother on the back.
"......... Um, thank you. Well, I should, er, get back with Aeris and leave you to.... Um, work on 'passing your genetic material' as you like to say, with that woman." Sephiroth told him as the woman returned to talk with DamIan some more. After that he and the woman, who was named coincidently named Jessebella, often IMed one another and often had ice cream together. During the reception, Aeris and Sephiroth danced a bit, accepted wedding gifts and talked to a lot of guests. Cloud and Tifa went over to them and said hi, Tifa forced Cloud to dress back in a tuxedo and Sephiroth couldn't help but make fun of him until Aeris pinched his arm for him to stop. Red XIII, Bugenhagen (you know, Red's adoptive grandfather that floats around on a freaking pillow), and Reeve (he decided to show up instead of using Cait Sith) made their way over to the newly wed couple.
"Ho ho ho! Aeris, I was able to research that pink stone you had me look at." Bugenhagen told her as he hand her the remaining stone from the cake that had summoned Legolas, Kuja, Link, Kain and Dante. "It is a stone made up of a more condensed mako. They've been found near the Forgotten City in the sleeping forest. They are supposed to grant wishes and I can clearly see that they work. The way the boys came is also how they have to leave, through the stones."
"I figured as much with the freaks popping up and all." Sephiroth said to himself. Aeris sent him a disapproving look.
"Sephiroth." Aeris scolded him before turning her attention back to Bugenhagen. "So in order to send them back to where they came from, I only have to wish it?"
"Ho ho ho! Indubitably!" Bugenhagen chortled. He floated off with Red XIII and Reeve after they congratulated the two. Aeris and Sephiroth made their way to the foreign guys that had been wished there.
"Hey, we found out how to send your butts home!" Sephiroth said happily. "Okay Aeris, wish them gone!"
"Sephiroth, wait a minute! We have to say goodbye." Aeris told her husband. She explained how they came to her world and how she could send them back. They all got back into their original outfits and gathered in a circle with Sephiroth, Aeris, Vincent and Cid. Cid and Vincent wished them luck and went back to the reception. Aeris kissed them all on the cheek and thanked them for the dates and all the fun.
"And I was just getting used to this place, the strip joint down the street from your house kicks ass, Aeris. But they've got some cool ones in America, so later!" Dante said.
"I enjoyed being here, it was fun! There aren't drunken chicks trying to seduce you here!" Link said, saying his goodbye.
"The hobos taste good. However, I will leave you, fair lady. Farewell." Kain said, turning into the gentleman as he had when he first met Aeris.
"It was fun. Good luck tonight, buddy, she got pretty wild during our date at that Gold Saucer place." Kuja said, elbowing Sephiroth. Aeris blushed in embarrassment.
"I must admit it was surely an adventure to travel to another realm such as yours. Thank you for being such a gracious and lovely hostess for us all.
"Thank you guys. Sorry for pulling you all from your worlds but you'll be there soon. Goodbye!" Aeris told, they all exchanged their goodbyes again and stood in a line. Aeris held the pink stone close to her heart and face the guys as she closed her eyes. She began her wish. 'I wish for Legolas, Kuja, Link, Kain, and Dante to return safely back to their worlds at the time they had left. Thank you.' She felt the smooth stone grow warmer and finally disappear from her hand, leaving nothing but air in her grasp. When Aeris opened her eyes, all five men were gone. She heaved a sigh of relief and sadness after sending her new friends back home, but still she was happy the rest of the day. Aeris Gainsborough turned back to face her new husband. Sephiroth smiled and hugged his new wife.
"Now I'll have you all to my self." Sephiroth whispered to her as he held her close. Aeris laughed and they both turned back to join the party arm in arm. "Hey, Aeris? How come I didn't get a bachelor party in this fic?"
"Ran out of space, sorry honey." Aeris answered with an evil smile.
"Uhuh, ran out of space my ass." Sephiroth muttered. By the time he finished that sentence, Legolas would have came out of the mysterious bathroom hut in the forest, Kuja would step off the teleporter in his desert palace, Kain would be walking out into the city of Meridian to go kill their hobos, Link will have fallen into a pit of ravenous beasts that he chose to dive into, and Dante would have popped up in the middle of hell to fight the limbless Monty Python. Everything will be back to order and thus, a sign of the end.
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"THE END!!!!!!!" Everyone in the fic screams and bows as you all clap. Clap, dammit. You know you want to. CLAP! I don't care if this is a computer, I can still hear if you clap or not! Elven ears of hearing, I have them, remember! Thank you for reading and yea. Bye. Now go read the author notes.
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Aeris: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!! I'm flippen' done with this fic!!! If you don't like how it ended, well there are two things you can do. One, take sharp objects and repeatedly lodge them into your skull. Or, two, learn to deal with it. Like I stated when I first began this fic, I do not legally claim ownage over these sexy unreal men. However, I can still have my sick fantasies with them whenever, and wherever, so yea. I'd also like to state that I am not responsible for any insane, sadistic, malicsadict, and/or hyper sensations, despite what all the subliminal messages tell you. It's all in your mind, I assure you.
Sephiroth: Heheheh, so when do we have our honeymoon, where we get to bump and grind, eh?
Aeris: -.-' maybe later if you shut up.
Sephiroth: SWEETNESS!!!
Aeris: Anyways, because he has been so nice like he always is and I wuvvles him so, the Goughnour is in the other room, strapped to a chair with a horde of hot and sexy strippers doing a multiple amount of things to him as we speak.
Goughnour: (is heard from the room) WOOT! Ooooh! WOAH, kinky! Hey, that tickles! Hahahahah!
Sephiroth: Why?!?! Why the Goughnour?!?!?!?!
Aeris: I like him, he's a nice, funny, down-to-earth, scratch 'n sniff kinda guy.
Sephiroth: What about me?! Sniff! (Begins to cry)
Aeris: Aww, Sephy, it's okay. I love you too. Come on, lets go play strip Chinese checkers together, just you and me. Then we can go on our honeymoon! I'll bring the chocolate sauce.
Sephiroth: Sweet!
Link: What about us?
Legolas: Link, you must understand that we're only support characters. WE are the ones that just stand here and look pretty.
Kuja: damn, I want my own fic. Then I can have all the chicks I want!
Kain: O.o I never expected something so straight to come out of your mouth.
Kuja: (casts Firaga on Kain)...Grrr.
Dante: (looks at Kain's charred and flaming body) Burning vampires... (Downs a pint of Samuel Adams) Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Support mental health or I'll kill you!
Vincent: Yes, Dante, now shut up. Ehem. Okay. Audience, we must ask you all to review. There will be a special chapter like thing where you may ask questions, give comments and receive thanks from the Author lady, Aeris.
Kuja: Yuppers, it's special, small bus special.
Vincent: No, not special like ed. Anyways, we hope to get many reviews with questions and comments. Then we can thank you. Yea. Sorta like chapter 13. Thank you for reading for those of you that don't want to be mentioned in the thanks.
Link: BYE!!!!!!!