-1Oh GEE! I didn't know there was a reply button. HAW HAW HAW! I'm so silly. So now, instead of wasting space here, I'll jus send you guys replies so if you reviewed, CHECK YOUR EMAIL. And if you DON'T then I'll hire some ninjas to assassinate you and your family. No really.

Disclaima': Yeah. Death Note belongs to Takeshi Obata and um… someone else that has two O's in their name. Don't hurt me because I totally forgot. XD (wow, I did a normal one… well, atleast it was normal in the beginning).

And just so you guys know, there's OOC. Raito and L and very tough characters to nail down, so this was the best I could do. If you guys have any tips on what I could do to improve on their OOC-ness, I would greatly appreciate it. I do this fic for you, not for me, so it's about what you want. Constructive criticism actually helps a lot. Thanks!

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"Didn't you say you were getting something for me for Christmas?" Raito asked. How the heck could he do that with me right next to him all the time, anyways?

"Of course I remember, Yagami-kun."

"Well? What is it, then?" Raito asked, aggravated.

L took a seat next to Raito, and stared at him for a second. Or two. Or five.

"What? Is there something on my face?"

"No," said Ryuuzaki, as he put the handcuffed hand on Raito's cheek, and laid a soft kiss on the Kira suspect's lips.

It may have only lasted half a second, but it did enough to shock the man. His eyes widened, as he placed a few fingers on his own lips after the detective moved away. "Ryuuzaki? What was that?" His cheeks collected a small blush.

"Merry Christmas," L muttered and yawned slightly as he got back up and scratched his back, like it was nothing. "I need to use the restroom."

"H-how can you be so calm after kissing me!" the Kira suspect yelled, flustered, at the other man, putting up his balled fists up slightly.

"It was nothing," the detective explained. "To be honest, I really couldn't think of anything else to do for you," he stated with a chuckle. "Besides, apparently you thought it was a good idea, seeing as how you did it earlier."

A few minutes later, you could see Raito sitting outside of the bathroom door, on the floor; his legs folded up in a slight L-like position. The chain was under the door. It left him to think for a few minutes.

That's not like Ryuuzaki. Why did he do that? That was really weird. I don't think I've ever been kissed by a guy before.

He blinked.

In fact, I don't think I've ever been the one kissed first. It's usually me who's doing the kissing… girls seem to like that, so they just keep flirting and hinting before I actually do it…

He ran a hand through his light hair.

And what's taking him so damn long?

He knocked on the door in aggravation. "Ryuuzaki?" he asked impatiently. To his surprise, the door had opened, and he fell back against L's legs. "Ow! What's your deal?"

Ryuuzaki then used the foot of the leg that Raito had fallen back upon to scratch his other foot, making the other man fall flat on the floor. "There wasn't any hand soap," he stated calmly, looking down at Raito curiously. "What are you doing down there?"

Raito twitched and got up, brushing his shoulders slightly and twitched. "Nothing…"

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Damn.

Raito couldn't believe it. It was the middle of the night, and the sleeping detective was being clingy. Again.

"Strawberries and cream…" L mumbled, while Raito gave him a confused look.

Freak. I don't think sweets ever leave his mind, Raito mentally sighed. He glanced at the sleeping mass next to him. It was sort of hard to see L's face in the darkness, especially since it was a cloudy night, even if it was just a small amount of snow. But when the clouds did thin out, and you could have some light, and see just a little bit of his face, Ryuuzaki looked sort of… sexy.

Wait.

Sexy? Since when? Ryuuzaki was just annoying. Did the man ever even change his clothes? Or maybe he did. But if he did, was his closet just lined with the exact same wardrobe? Well… either way is just really weird. And that's what Ryuuzaki was. Weird. Weird people aren't sexy. Ryuuzaki wasn't sexy. No, he isn't sexy.

Well, maybe just a little.

He sighed. I'm thinking too hard. Besides -- is he drooling?

Raito blinked. Ryuuzaki really was drooling. Hah… if only I had a camera. He took the blanket and wiped the drool off with it, drying the other's face tenderly.

An opportunity like this…

He didn't even know why.

He didn't even know why, but he inclined his head towards the sleeping detective, making their lips meet softly. He nipped at the other's lips a little, carefully. He wasn't going to resist waking L up. He then pulled away abruptly.

Still sleeping. Man, if it was me, I'd have awakened by now.

He went in again, this time crushing his lips against the other's a little harder. He pulled away once more, only to see the same result. The Kira suspect smirked.

Heavy sleeper?

He inclined again, for the last time, his tongue running across Ryuuzaki's lips soothingly. He wanted in. But it wasn't worth it for L to wake up.

Okay… I'm done.

He turned over in attempt to not face at the detective. He didn't know what he'd do if his face was in a close proximity of his and Ryuuzaki's.

Oh, why had he done that anyways? It's like, ever since Ryuuzaki kissed him, he had been wanting more. If Ryuuzaki hadn't kissed him, he doubted he'd have even done what he just did. He'd kissed Misa sometimes (against his will). But obviously, he never cared for another one.

And, with Ryuuzaki with him all the time, he obviously couldn't… err, relieve himself? It was kind of hard to NOT be turned on by Ryuuzaki.

God. God god god. I can't believe I'm even thinking about this. Raito shaked his head slightly in attempt to get these thoughts out of his head and sleep for once.

And, on the other side of him, wide charcoal eyes were locked on the view of his back.

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It was the middle of the day. It was Christmas Day, but it sure didn't feel like it. It felt more like just another day, to Raito. L was just on his computer, sitting in his normal position as always, as he popped of few of those koala things that are killed with strawberry icing and taste just like pocky (those are really good…). And Raito was on the phone with his persistent girlfriend, Misa, who was at a family outing for the special holiday. Not like she cared though, she just spent all her time on the phone with Raito, who would really rather be doing other things.

"I really enjoyed yesterday," said the female voice on the phone.

"Yeah, me too…" Raito replied, in distraction.

"So what did you do last night when I got home?"

"…uh.."

"Have you looked outside! It's all snow-covered! Pretty, huh?"

"Yeah. Beautiful."

"And how was that food, eh?"

"Great…" he trailed off.

"Raito, are you even paying attention?"

"Uh-huh… I'll call you back, okay?"

"Promise?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Okay. I love you!"

Click.

"How is Misa?" asked Ryuuzaki upon the other man putting down the phone, as he popped another koala in his mouth.

"Fine. Just fine," replied Raito.

L's spacious eyes blinked. "You seem a little spaced out, Yagami-kun."

"Oh. Haha, do I?" the Kira suspect laughed off. I've been thinking about…

"Yes, you do. Do you want a koala?" the detective offered.

"No thanks."

Silence for a few minutes. L turned back to his computer, while Raito kept his eyes on Ryuuzaki, studying his face as the artificial light brightened up his features. Damnit, there's that feeling again. "Actually, there is something I want," Raito announced.

"Huh?" asked a confused Ryuuzaki.

At that moment, Raito grabbed L's shoulder and spun him around the face Raito, as Raito pulled him towards him, closing the space between them by crushing their lips together. Raito pulled away for a moment to push him down to the floor, where it would be seen that Raito was straddling Ryuuzaki's waist, as he pinned the detective's wrists to the floor roughly.

L's eyes were even wider. "Yagami-kun, what are you do--" He was instantly cut off when Raito pulled him into a fierce kiss, Raito's lips practically pinning down L's face to the floor. And to the Kira suspect's surprise, Ryuuzaki had kissed back, the two kissing roughly. At that moment, Raito's tongue ran against L's lips, demanding entrance, which after a few moments of hesitation, he finally got, his tongue plunging into the detective's mouth strongly, which Ryuuzaki tried to keep up with. After a few moments, Raito pulled away, but not before giving L's tongue a final stroke with his own.

"That… that was unsanitary," the detective panted, his eyes wandering to the side.

"Please," Raito said breathlessly, as he moved to Ryuuzaki's neck, making him shudder.

"You know," L started, "I was awake last night."

Raito pulled away, to stare at him incredulously. "You were?"

Ryuuzaki nodded. "Yes."

"Heh, that's just like you…" Raito murmured as he went back down for more.

"And," L struggled as he pulled his wrists out of Raito's grip, "I'm not as weak as you think, either."

"Oh yeah? We'll see about that." Raito snaked his hand under the detectives plain white shirt, running his hands across the detective's chest, making the other man shiver. "You like that?" he asked seductively as his tongue flicked past L's ear.

"I think… we should stop."

"I don't," the Kira suspect announced as his lips meant the other's again strongly, his tongue playing with Ryuuzaki's entrance. "Shit," he murmured against his mouth upon hearing approaching noise. "I think my dad's coming."

"Then get off," said L as if it was the most obvious thing in the world as Raito complied. L soon did the same, fixing his ruffled hair a bit (it always is…) and his slightly lifted shirt. Raito gave L a quick peck on the lips, right before the door opened, as L kept on the same face he had previously.

"Wha? What happened in here?" asked the approaching man, fixing his glasses. Raito was just glad he didn't come a second earlier. "This place is a mess!"

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Um. That's it. FOR NOW! Um yeah, I guess it's too late now to say that this chapter was a bit limey? Umm… -shifts uncomfortably- And don't worry, LRaito fans, because even though I like L-uke, I don't like him being.. SUPER uke. So yeah. I'm planning to make this a pretty long fic, so don't be all like "OMG THEY GOT TOGETHER TOO FAST!" or all that because they're not together. Yet. Raito is just being a horny teenager because that's how he is in almost every Raito-seme fic.

Oh, by the way, I'm cosplaying L for Megacon in Orlando in February. Yay?