A/N: Wow... I'm sorry these are coming out sooooo slowly but they're coming all the same so... on to the story!

He smiled innocently. "What?"

"Colonel… I wasn't aware that you were taking gymnastics…" Hammond said. Jack scowled back.

"Well sir, they come in handy sometimes. Daniel should take some." Jack smiled. Sam nudged the small archeologist.

"Ooh," she said menacingly. "You gonna take that?"

Daniel looked smug. "Well at least I know how to count fish in a pond."

The two fully grown adults looked rather amused at this argument.

"Well at least I know when to stay dead… or alive."

"At least I don't go around getting my head stuck in things that it's not supposed to be in."

Hammond grinned despite himself. "He's right colonel," Hammond stopped him just as he opened his mouth.

"Sir! Who's side are you on?" he whined playfully.

"Doc, get some tests done on them."

"Yes sir. As for you general, when you go home, you are to take it easy for the next couple of days."

"But!"

"No buts, you will take it easy or I will hunt you down a stick a needle in you."

"Yes mam," he complied meekly.

"Good, now colonel, come here."

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"It's them sir," Janet announced in the Briefing Room. Janet had finally let the general up, but he most certainly wasn't doing anything. He did need to be informed on this matter though. The doc looked to the other side of the table to see two heads peering over the edge owlishly. She smiled.

"This sucks…" one unhappy voice mumbled next to her. Frasier looked at the mini colonel next to her.

"Try to have fun colonel. It'll make my job that much easier." He glared at her. Hammond clapped his hands together.

"SG-1, you are on leave for as long as we can figure this out. And-"

"Uh sir? I have work to finish on a naquada generator."

"Yeah sir, I need to finish some translations too." He stared at them. Hammond thought they were nuts. Then again, he realized, they can't exactly go anywhere. They can't drive.

"Right, when you're done or ready to go home, give me a ring here. I'll be waiting."

"Thank you sir."

"Indeed you are doing us a great favor General Hammond." They all looked at Teal'c and smiled. He frowned, still not willing to talk for this reason.

"Dismissed." The 'kids' hopped down from the chairs and took off through the door. Jack went with Carter and Teal'c went with Daniel because he was needed.

In Daniel's Lab

Teal'c and Daniel poured over some old text they'd found on a recent mission. The text seemed to be related to Ancient Egyptian/Goa'uld. Daniel sighed, his work getting to him.

"Hey Teal'c?" The Jaffa in question tilted his head and raised the eyebrow in question – still refusing to speak. "I'm bored." Teal'c seemed slightly taken aback. Daniel looked at him. "Hey! Wanta play somethin'?" he asked excitedly.

"I know of none of your Tau'ri games Daniel Jackson."

"That's okay, I'll teach you!" Daniel was ready to bounce off his chair when someone knocked at his door. It was one of the other translators. Being apprised of Daniel's situation, the doctor wasn't as surprised as he was before.

"Dr. Jackson?"

"Yup, that's me!"

"Uh, could you translate this?" Daniel glanced at it and scoffed.

"Translate it yourself, I wanta go play. Come on Teal'c!" The doctor was surprised now; he didn't think Dr. Jackson would do that. Daniel hopped off his chair and started to walk out the door and stopped dead.

"Holy shit…" he muttered apologetically. "I'm so sorry Dr. Hinmer… I'm so incredibly sorry; I don't know what came over me," he sputtered. Daniel clambered back on the chair, translated the simple phrase for him, said sorry again, and the man walked out.

Daniel placed a confused head in enfolded arms. "What was I thinking!" came the muffled cry. "I must be going mad or something."

"You were most certainly not yourself."

"I realized that, but why?"