(Stage opens and Mizu appears)
Mizu: HIYA. Well I feel very evil so I'm going to tell a little about who is my next victim after Kuwabara. I was thinking of either doing a story about perverted people (because the next victim is a pervert) but since all of them are tortured, I just thought of doing it in this chapter. The next victim after Kuwabara is……………CLUE: Pervert person. Second clue: This person uses his " " attack to help his 'friends'. This looks like SO MUCH suspense, so I'll tell! IT'S……. MIROKU. Oh yeah, one note about Miroku's torture. (It's very sad too!) NOTE: THIS MIGHT TAKE SOME VERY….HOW SHALL I SAY, HAS A LITTLE HENTAI. (Not too much which is good!)
(Kuwabara comes while figuring out Hiei's math question of how long it will take Kuwabara to figure out the Japanese word.) 1st chapter commercial thing
Kuwabara: That's it! 2 x 2 8! This is really a quote that Kuwabara has said in episode 97, in the Japanese version
Mizu: AH uh… So it took you YEARS, no more of CENTURIES just to not figure that out!
Kuwabara: Isn't it 8?
Mizu: NO, how dumb can you be! IT'S FOUR, NOT EIGHT. YOU'RE FOUR NUMBERS AWAY FROM IT! Well start the story while I try to calm my MADNESS!
While Kuwabara was praying and was telling his 'will' he soon fell into another portal. Kuwabara fell down into the street and noticed that he was back where he belonged. Kuwabara was wondering where he was while Hiei asked, "Is he turned into ashes?" Kurama and Yusuke said, "I think so." Kurama then said, "Because it looked like he got a heart attack from that scene." Mizu said, "Be right back, I gotta do something important." Mizu leaves and closes the door while Hiei, Yusuke and Kurama were wondering what really happened. Mizu then walks in the hall and goes to another room where four mysterious shadows were sitting. One of the mysterious shadows had white hair and a big sword and exclaimed, "Who is the victim!"
Mizu replied, "You'll see….hehe…." Then the TV turned on and they watched the torture. Miroku wondered in the feudal era looking for Sango, Kagome, Shippo and Inu Yasha. Miroku said talking to himself, "Looks like everyone disappeared…" Miroku continued walking that he saw a nearby town and walked all the way in the town. Then there was four guards standing and everyone crowded. The guards said, "We, the guards of this town are hear to say that Miyuki (Miyuki the cross dresser from Yu Yu Hakusho) dearly needs a groom. Who ever will marry Miyuki will get all of the fortune that Miyuki has." Miroku liked it that he exclaimed, "I'll do it!" Then the guards said, "Fine, we'll take you and let's see what Princess Miyuki will say."
So Miroku followed the guards with a happy smile. Meanwhile, Mizu said, "This is just getting started. But you should sort of know what I'm planning. Well this plan is very ABNORMAL, but don't get mad at me because of this. Plus I forgot one thing, since I made this plan I can control time fast so you might know a lot of things will soon change." The four mysterious shadows continued to watch then by the time the guards stopped they said, "We're here. Master Miyuki, we found a groom that you might like."
Then Miyuki came dressed in a kimono and walked gracefully that Miroku liked how Miyuki looked like. Miroku came down on one knee while holding Miyuki's hand and said, "Will you please bear my child?" Miyuki replied, "Yes, I will." Miroku kept holding Miyuki's hand and started kissing Miyuki. Miyuki then stopped and said, "I will be back, darling." So Miyuki left and went to the guards and said," Did you tell this person that I'm a cross dresser?" The guards said in unison," No, why?" Miyuki replied," Because I'm a guy not a girl. More of a soul of a man, but a body of a woman."
Then the guards said, "We didn't know that." Miyuki exclaimed, "WHAT? You didn't know? Didn't my emperor tell you that the first time I came?" They replied, "No." Miyuki said, "Oh well."
So Miroku waited for a while hoping that his darling Miyuki would be back. Meanwhile, Mizu and the gang continued to watch and Mizu started laughing about her whole plan working well. Mizu thought, "Yup, this is just torture yet sadness…..But I do admit this is pretty interesting watching this happen…." Mizu continue to think of the people she was deciding on torturing but instead Mizu said, "Um, excuse me." So Mizu then went out of that room and went back to the room where Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke were. Mizu said, "You may leave because I have to do something important right now. After I finish doing my important work, I will let you know what happened to Kuwabara." So Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke left out of the room.
Mizu went through her cameras to see if her planned worked and then she exited out of the room. Mizu then said to Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke, "Turn around. You will see what happened." So they all turned around and noticed something weird, something that looked familiar to them, the shadow looked short like Koenma. It was…….
(Stage closes then opens)
Mizu: BOO! It was me, muwahaha! Well I just kept that for some interest, you'll find out who it is in the next chapter………
(Stage closes then opens)
Mizu: Hiya! Sorry I haven't updated this story in a while, it's just I'm busy with my other good stories like my Dance Dance Revolution, Anime Style, Urameshi Team, Going to the Pokemon World and Tsukikage Hotel. I promise to make it longer next time once I think of another person to torture. So I hope you read and review for ideas. So sorry I haven't update and torture will come……..for PUDDING! Just kidding. Pudding, good……..yes, pudding. Hm which tastes better, chocolate pudding or vanilla pudding?
(Stage closes)