Seeing how this is my bonus chapter, I have some things to say. First off, the Haru from my story is not the Haru from Avatar. They're two TOTALLY different guys. Although, they sound so... similar, ne? Anyway, also, this story is absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual story line. It's just a story about me and Jet. And Rachie, I made the whole last little part of the chapter with the metal baseball bat, just for you!I hope you all enjoy!

NOTE: Tensuki is my creation! It's not named after some band; it's Sumina's stagename! Her whole name is Tenshi no Tsuki (Moon's Angel), but it was shortened to Tensuki! That's all!

Chapter 145324s134179872:I want a lawyer!((BONUS CHAPTER))

I got up, yawning lazily. Staring around, I saw Aang and Momo sleeping in a corner and Sokka and Katara sleeping near Appa. Scratching my nose, I left the small cove and washed up. My head nodded up and down from the thought of a song I really liked. It was happy, peppy, and, like most songs, about love. I started to sing it.

I danced to the tune happily. It was my own style, I guess. It's a bit nerdy, seeing how I lived in my own world for all of my life. I only paid attention to new anime and new books. Oh well, I danced anyway. You know why I dance? I dance to have fun!

"That's a cute dance."

I spun around, shocked and embarrassed. Glaring, I turned away, crossing my arms. "Hello, Mr. Let's-all-put-me-up-for-ransom!"

"Hey, don't be that way," Jet replied, looking up to the sky. Angrily, I turned to him and demanded everything everyone does when some guy is around you .

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Nice, huh?

"Well," he started, looking away, his face pink. OH MY FUDGE, it's PINK! He's embarrassed! Oh my gosh, he's EMBARRASSED! "I wanted to know whether or not you'd forgive me."

I paused, looking at him. Raising an eyebrow, I asked for him to continue. Something was totally up. I could tell. "Well, why do you want me to?"

"I uhh, wanted for us to… umm, be friends…?"

I stood there, somewhat surprised and shocked. I laughed. Was he serious? Did he think after he was about to kill me or put me up for ransom, I'd forgive him?

"Okay."

His face seemed to light up a bit.

"ON ONE CONDITION!"

"What's that?"

"Just stay five feet away from me."

"Got it."

"Good."

I yawned and stretched. It was still pretty bright out. An idea popped inside my head. Pointing at Jet, there was something every fangirl has to wonder about and I was about to challenge him to it. "DANCE OFF!"

Jet's jaw dropped. Hahaha, he'd never defeat me. Well, he probably would, but whatever. It'd be fun right? "I challenge you to a dance off! Whoever dances cooler wins!"

"What do I get if I win?" Jet asked, spitting the piece of straw out. GOSH, he was serious!

"Err, I guess I can umm, shorten the closer you can be to two feet."

"Don't have it and I'll do it."

"Then I won't do it!" I said angrily. I didn't want this guy close to me! ((NOTE: Do not attack me Jet fangirls… if there are any.)) The last thing I want is for some guy that was about to put me up for ransom to be closer to me than needed.

"Fine, no dance off," Jet said walking away. DARN my fangirl instincts! I wanted to do this so badly! C'mon, who here wants to see Jet dance?

"FINE! I'll agree to those terms!"

"Okay, bring it on."

"Okay, be ready to have me beat you bad!" I replied grinning. I brought out a boombox, out of nowhere again and popped in Tensuki's new album, "A Wish for You.' I honestly liked the song, 'Ultra Crazy.' It was upbeat and the lyrics were strange, but sophisticated and cute at the same time.

As soon as it started, I wanted to dance. I got out on a flat piece land and started to do my own thing! Hahaha, it was so much fun. I didn't even pay attention to Jet. Once I did, I was shocked at how well he danced. It was like watching some new J-pop band dance with their new hit single and they're so hot! I almost stopped dancing to just watch Jet.

'NO, NO, NO! I WON'T LOSE TO JET!' I forced myself to think. I chanted that in my head continuously. I will NEVER lose to him. The song ended and I suddenly remembered that we had no one to judge us. I sweatdropped. That was soo smart. Hah, don't make fun of me. HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm laughing at myself, leave me alone. Just kidding.

"Well, it's default! I win," I said grinning. Jet was steaming; I could tell. He did all that cool dancing for nothing. I patted his head. "It's okay. You'll only have to stay five feet away from me!"

I felt Jet pull me closer to him. He placed the tips of his fingers on my cheek and brought it closer to his face. In panic, I got out my trusty metal baseball bat and screamed, "NO! DON'T COME CLOSER! NOOO! SOMEONE HE'S GONNA TRY AND KISS ME! NOOOOOO!"

Since I was panicking, I didn't realize I kept on beating on him… with my metal baseball bat. "HE TRIED TO! EWW! EWW! AUGH—"

"You can stop now, Sammy!" Katara said, grabbing my bat. She stared at it strangely for a moment and flung it to the side and disappeared with a POOF. Shaking me slightly, she stared at Jet to me and back again. Katara sighed, probably disappointed, but amused at how badly I had defeated the ALL-MIGHTY Jet. Hah, no sweat.

"Uhh… I don't even need to know what happened here," Sokka said, staring at the unconscious Jet and me with my usual grin. Turning around and walking away, he called over his shoulder. "I got a pretty idea already."

"It wasn't my fault!" I retorted, puffing my cheek out. I pointed at Jet. "It was ALL in self-DEFENSE! I swear he was THIS close!"

I pinched my index finger and my thumb close together. Sure, I was doing it over the top a bit, but hey, never hurt anybody! Again, I pointed at Jet accusingly. "It was all in self-defense! I WANT A LAWYER!"

I stomped in circles ranting on about how my lawyer would do… when I got him. I didn't stop until I realized, well, Jet was unconscious, Katara and Sokka were staring at me in a funny way, and that Aang had started to dance to the beat of the next song from Tensuki. Grinning to show I was all right, I left Jet where he was and we continued on our journey. I hope someone finds Jet before the fangirls do.

End of Chapter 145324s134179872: I want a lawyer! ((BONUS CHAPTER))

Ahahahaha, poor Jet. I never did get the lawyer. sighs That's okay. I'll be fine, I didn't need one anyway. For all you Jet fangirls out there... DON'T HURT ME! hides behind tree I was doing this... because I thought it was funny. ANYWAY, the next chapter is a battle. Finally, some action, huh? Just watch, I think I'll put in a little twist to it... maybe not. I don't know, but... you'll just have to wait and see!