"So help me god!" Jack said while holding up the robes he was given to wear. "I am SO not wearing this!"

"Ja-ack." Daniel scolded him while putting on his own attire. "When in Rome…"

"Yeah yeah yeah, do as the Romans do, but this?" The bright red, gold, and green outfit glowed against his skin. It was worse than what Daniel had to wear at the summit meeting. Yeah, much worse. Sam politely waited as the men changed and then she was going to change. While changing, Daniel tripped over his robes and nearly fell into Teal'c. The larger child helped him up.

"Thanks T," he said blushing.

Smooth hot shot.

"Be quiet you. It's bad enough having one personality in my head."

Wasn't my choice.

"Coulda rejected me…"

I like you.

Jack looked so silly in his gown that Teal'c started laughing and helped the wayward colonel fix it so it sat right. The colonel had this look on his face that clearly said he was not happy with the arrangements.

"Okay Carter," he grumbled unhappily, "your turn." She shot her child-like friends a nasty look that said "no-looking-guys." They spun around to place their backs to her.

"Oh jeez."

"What?" Daniel and Jack said at the same time. Daniel gave Jack a nasty look and Jack stuck out his tongue.

"Look at this!" she said not even acknowledging their antics. Carter unfurled the robes. Well, they weren't robes at all, but rather a really ornate dress. It was pretty, but something she would never wear. It was nearly as bad as the time on Simarka when Abu made her wear that dress and head piece. It was a yellow canary color with an overlay of blue, with red and black dots or speckles. Not something Sam Carter would wear, but it looked like she had too.

"Stop complaining Carter, it's not bad!"

"Remember, when in Rome…"

"Shut up Daniel," she growled as she put on the dress.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

According to Goa'uld fashion sense, the group was pretty handsome looking. According to Earth, it was a dress-up party. The same two jaffa escorted the four kids down to Ammut's "dining hall." They mostly fooled around down the halls, being loud and obnoxious. The escorts kept glancing down at them curiously. What had their goddess gotten them into?

They arrived at the hall and the escorts stood stiff and proud. It was obvious that they were there.

"Kree tau'ri!" one of the goons said. The other knocked the kids in the back of the legs.

"Hey! Don't ruffle the clothes!" Jack smart-mouthed as they walked in. Jaffa number one glared at the impertinent boy. Jack met that gaze with deadly calm. Sam and Daniel let go a small snicker and Teal'c looked amused. They walked in royally like they were the best behaved children in the galaxy. That ended quickly.

"Hey look, it's Anubis." And there he was, dining with "their" goddess.

Were they in deep shit or what?

to let you guys know... i havent actually decided what to do with nano-SG-1... whether they stay kids or not... besides, i have a part written for them to get back to the SGC... so be patient and TTHANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS... but i'm greedy, can i have more? lol