like i said bookworm.. i have them scheduled to be back a the SGC...lol, or should i make them go to summer camp as kids?

The four "kids" stopped in their tracks. Oh yes, they were dead. That is if Anubis still remembered them. Well duh, of course he did. Anubis folded his hands and rested his elbows on the table. A very human expression.

"Tau'ri children."

"Sit," Ammut urged seductively. Seeking the female's protection in this matter, they all sat next to Ammut – on the side without the hand device. This was the farthest they were going to get from Anubis. She took pity on them. "My lord will not harm you, my children."

"Bull shit," Jack murmured. Sam giggled at the bad word. "Shh!" he said warningly. Sam became serious again.

"Ammut."

"Yes my lord?"

"These charges attacked my ship with their Tau'ri devices. How did they get access to them?" he ordered. Ammut looked surprised. She looked at her "children" carefully, judging them. Daniel gulped for fear of his friends. Hopefully, she would forgive them all.

"Did you?" she asked quietly. Jack guessed that she honestly didn't mind if they blew up Anubis since Goa'uld didn't like having overlords. Yet, she would have to put on a façade for Anubis because he might kill her if she didn't.

Jack nodded solemnly with his head down. "I'm… I'm… really sorry mistress. Honest!" Sam followed in suit with her head down in shame. Teal'c simply lowered his head. Daniel did nothing as he was not being held accountable.

Sam started to cry silently and Jack held her, trying to comfort his friend. Ammut reached over and pat Sam's back lovingly. Apparently, this gould was very nice. She actually cared! Until you turned against her… Ammut turned to Anubis at the end of the table.

"My lord, they did not know better. Please forgive them." She moved away from the table and knelt in front of the half ascended mess wearing robes. Anubis signaled for her to rise.

"Do not let your young ones loose again. Or I will kill you," he growled. Also apparent was that Ammut seemed to be in Anubis' good graces. Thank god…

Ammut returned to her seat and stroked Sam, who was sitting closest to the goddess. "Thank you my lord," she said batting her eyelashes. "I have big plans for my children." Sam smiled, through her teeth, at Ammut. The woman grinned back.

"Eat," he commanded completely ignoring the almost groveling Ammut. Food had been laid out and it looked like Earth food. It could have been poisoned though.

Daniel was going to try it first.

Since the rest of SG-1 couldn't talk to Daniel (he was being a good Goa'uld), he did it anyway knowing what the rest of the team wanted. He nibbled on a piece of meat. It tasted like turkey… he thought. Yes, it was turkey, but to confirm that he asked Ammut.

"My lady, this is the Tau'ri food known as turkey?" Djari asked, but it was more like a statement. She nodded. He nodded back and tasted it over. When Djari cleared it of having poisons, they nodded slowly to the others.

'Way to go Daniel!' Jack thought to himself. 'Stepping up to the plate!' He cautiously grabbed some light turkey, some mashed potatoes, and jello. Ah, he had almost forgotten the pie! Sam looked on in glee. If this was all the Goa'uld knew about human food, they were in for a very long Thanksgiving.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Finally, the meal was over and the children were full. Anubis had barely touched anything. Nano-SG-1 had eaten a ton because they didn't know if it was to be their last meal. All the pies were gone, all 15 of them. Even Ammut helped.

"Oh God, I'm full!"

Now who's fault is that?

"Yours… all yours."

How's that?

"You didn't stop me."

Oh shut up. At least you're not fat Daniel Jackson! Daniel suppressed a chuckle. He was now! After all that, he was surprised he hadn't exploded. Teal'c had eaten a lot more than they had. A lot.

He ate a lot more than humans did on average to begin with. He polished off an entire pie by himself and a half a turkey. Anubis had watched in amusement. He suddenly beckoned to his underling. She went to his side at the head of the table.

"Begin implantation immediately."