Chapter 7
"Tommy." Lil said sitting next to him on the couch.
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Um, the pregnancy test said not pregnant."
"Its a little too soon to tell, I'm sure and we should probaly go to the doctor for a proper test."
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"Phil, this is perfect. Ask her." Jeffrey whispered.
"No." Phil said. "Now let me read." he went back to his magazine.
"Please Phil. She needs you." Joan said.
"NO!" he yelled.
"No what?" Kimi asked.
"No I don't want a lung transplant."
"Lung trasplant?" Kimi asked.
"Yeah." Phil replied. Kimi stared strangley at him.
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"The doctor will see you now." the nurse said. Tommy and Lil went into a room. Then Tommy saw who the doctor was.
"Hello, I'm Dr. Wallace." he said.
"Hi." Tommy said nervously.
"Remember me?" Wallace asked. It was the snake man. The snake was even on his shoulders. "My snake and I still thank you, mortal."
"Aww. Isn't that nice, Tommy?" Lil asked.
"Um, no. He wants to kill me!" Tommy yelled as Wallace slammed the door shut and locked it.
"Nonsense, mortal. Anyway, lets see how the organism is brewing." Wallace shrieked.
"Um." Tommy groaned.
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"So, Chuckie, how do you do at golf?" Dil asked. Chuckie shrugged as Dil and Chuckie entered the golf building and go their clubs and balls.
"You first." Chuckie said.
"No problem." Dil hit the ball making it fly into the water. "Oops."
Chuckie then got a hole in one. Dil hit his ball out of the water and it landed in a sand pit. He hit it again knocking it back in the water. Then finally, he got it in the hole only it was par 3. He lost.
"You already lost." Chuckie said.
"Time to go." Dil said. They got in the truck and drove away.
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"You're pregnant." Wallace hummed.
"I am?" Lil asked excitedly.
"Huh? Oh no. No. I've not even done the test yet." Wallace said.
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"So, kids, I'm going to give you a slip. You write your favorite teacher of all time on it. Then, the school votes who is the best teacher." Kimi said giving everyone a slip. In time, Kimi got the slips back and decided to take a peek. Her mouth dropped open as she read the slips. All of them read: Phil. All the reasons why said:He is cool, he is funny, nice, smart not! Vinny's even said: he is my best friend and I think he likes me best.
Kimi's heart dropped. She was betrayed by her class and one of her best friends.
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"Good news." Wallace smiled.
"I'm preganant?" Lil asked.
"Huh? Oh! I forgot! I was just going to say I saved money. I'm so sorry."
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"Dil. I'm bored out of my mind." Chuckie sighed. Dil rolled his eyes and pulled into the Burger King parking lot.
"Lets get some food." Dil said. They went in and tried to order their food.
"May I take your order?" the guy at the counter named Raphael, said.
"Yeah, I'll take a-" Dil said but was cut off.
"Hold on a minute." Raphael said. He stared at Dil.
"What?" Dil asked.
"Hold on." Raphael said. He continued staring at Dil.
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"Look at that. Twins." Wallace said.
"Twins?" Tommy asked.
"Yep, my sister's twins." Wallace said handing him a picture.
"What about ours'?" Lil asked.
"Huh? Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll do that right away."
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"Phil, can I talk to you for a second?" Kimi asked.
"Sure." Phil said. They walked into the hall to talk. "Yeah?"
"Phil. Would you quit?" Kimi asked.
"What? Why?" Phil asked.
"Well, its just they like you better than me."
"Thats it? Lots of people like me better than you. I'm a fun guy. Chuckie likes me better than you." Phil pointed out.
"He does not! But, anyway, I also, oh never mind." Kimi said not knowing the kids were listening.
"No, tell me." Phil said.
"I think I, uh, like you." Kimi said.
"I like you too. And Lil, Tommy, Chuckie, Dil-"
"No. I mean like like. Love even."
"L-l-love?"
"Yes." Kimi looked down. All the kids smiled at each other. "Yes. I think I do."
"Um. I dont know what to say." Phil said.
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"Dang it!" Wallace shouted.
"What?"Lil asked.
"I just lost a game of solitare." Wallace frowned.
"What about my freakin baby!?" Tommy yelled.
"Huh?"
"Am I pregnant, or not?" Lil asked.
"Oh my. I'm sorry. So sorry. Haven't even done the test. Sorry."
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"Love?" Phil asked.
"Yeah." Kimi replied. All the kids went, "awww." except Vinny who was sneaking a peek at Phil's pornos.
"Love?" Phil asked.
"Yeah. Quit asking that."
"I'm just making sure." Phil said. "Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"I was afraid you'd reject me."
"You know I'd be cool about it, since I feel the same."
"Phil loves hisself?" Vinny asked the others. They all stared at him like he's an idiot then went back to listening.
"You do?" Kimi asked.
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Tonight, eleven, um, our apartment." Phil and kimi then passionatly kissed.
"We did it." Jeffrey announced.
"Yee haw!" Greg cheered.
"Philly got himself a bitch." Vinny smiled.
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"Come on! Come on!" Wallace said.
"What?" Tommy asked.
"Huh? Oh sorry. Just playing my game boy."
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"Hey buddy, our food?" Dil asked. Raphael continued staring with anger in his eyes. "What?" Dil asked.
"Get out of here. You aren't welcome in this part of town."
"Huh?"
"Remember me. You scum. You deleted my high school college thingy report. You deleted then ran from the crime."
"Dil, lets go." Chuckie said.
"Hold it. I've got a score to settle." Dil said.
"N-no, lets go." Chuckie said.
"Listen Raphy, I never-"
"DIL! LETS GO!" Chuckie yelled.
"Okay, you dont have to yell. See ya Raphy!" Dil said and drove off.
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"Wallace, wake up." Tommy shook him.
"Whoa!" he jumped up. "What the? Oh yeah. The tests."
"Yeah, do them now! We've been waiting for six hours." Lil said.
"Sor-ry." Wallace rolled his eyes and looked at the test reports. "Yep, gonna have a kid."
"Excuse me, what?" Tommy asked.
"Yep, its a little boy." Wallace said.
"Oh my God." Lil said. "A boy!" she jumped up and down. Tommy smiled at her reaction. He just thought, I'm gonna be a father.