last one forabout a week (or more)

Nightpheonix: You brownie stealer... love ya!
SG-Fan: 200 more? (eyes bug out) (hugs)
Gremblin: You like brownies too eh? (gives a couple more to reviewers)
SilverRider: So sorry Urgo jumped from me to you... gotta learn how to restrain him... makes a good excuse right?
BookWorm37: I TOTALLY agree! Pumpkin pie is the way to go! (along with apple and pudding pie of course)
DarthTater: really now? so glad you stayed on!
SGCFan4Ever: Thanks much!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

"Daa-aad! You can't hurt my commanding officer!"

"And why not?" he returned with an evil glint in his eyes.

"Because then you wouldn't have anyone to run your crazy missions to weird places!" Jack spoke up.

"Yeah that!" Sam added. Jake playfully glared at his young daughter.

They're getting the better of you Jacob.

'I realize that… tell me something I don't know…"

Okay… the physical properties of anti-matter in an alternate universe where only anti-matter materials exist and not materials made of matter as we know it, are…

Jacob firmly planted his face in his hand.

"Give up yet Jake?" Jack asked with a hint of a taunt in his voice.

From the palm of his hand he grumbled, "Maybe." Daniel and Jack grinned while Sam just smiled. Teal'c was kind of left in the dark again.

"Should we not remove Ammut from this area and place her onto Jacob Carter's ship?" Teal'c asked curiously, wondering where the Tau'ri conversation was going.

fireman's carry.

"Wow." Sam sounded very surprised, or at least amused. She hadn't leaized her dad could still pick a person up like that. Then again, he did have a symbiote amplifying his strength.

Anti-matter in this universe is the same as matter in our universe because this other universe is founded off of anti-matter, or what we call 'anti-matter,' just as our universe is founded of what we call 'matter.' So they might call us 'anti-matter.' Now, in our universe, if we put even the smallest amount of matter and anti-matter together, and I'm talking like one of your grams, the results would be devastating! As a matter of fact, excuse the pun…

Jacob groaned. What a day.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once beaming up and depositing Ammut in the Tok'ra vessel, the team and Jacob went to the front of the ship to await takeoff. Jake sat down, pulled the "video game device" (as Jack referred to it) over his head and placed his hands on the orange globe in front of him.

"Hey uh Jacob… how long is this flight?" Jack wondered. Sam grinned, he'd spoke her thoughts.

"Lemme say this: it could be longer…" 'If you don't shut it!' the man finished in his head.

Well sooooorrry! You asked, I gave.

'And since when is it your policy to do that?' Jacob growled.

Umm… since this morning.

'Ah… suuure.'

You wound me Carter. You wound me.

'So sue me…' the host mumbled.

"Having some snake problems are we?" Jack asked carefully. He knew Djari wouldn't bash his head in about the slur, but Selmak might and Jake had no compunctions about it.

The older man sighed and grinned. "Perhaps." And speaking of Djari and Selmak…

The team exchanged looks meaningfully. "Dad, you should know something," Sam said quietly.

"Mm hmm?" he replied while carefully guiding the ship away from the atmosphere of the planet.

"Tec'ma'te Selmak. Nanb'tu'qua?" a Tok'ra voice spoke kindly. Jacob jumped out of his skin and the eyes glowed.

"Aray kree!" Selmak shouted. She then spoke to SG-1 in the same language "Shak'ti'qua!"

Unruffled, Djari continued without the interference of her host's team. "Tal'mac Djari of Sinion, sister to the Tok'ra Selmak." It was priceless to see Jacob's eyes and mouth open so quickly. Teal'c quickly transferred control to his console and drove the ship.

"Djari? Noc tao qua?" Selmak placed her host's hand on his head. "Tao've'nu… it really is tao've'nu," Selmak almost stuttered.

"Finally, some English," Jack passed to Sam. She smiled. This was weird and touching. For Jack, the only part that creeped him out was the fact that both Jacob and Daniel were speaking Goa'uld and it was in that Goa'uld burr. Other than that though, the whole thing was really quite nice. Jack found himself smiling at the reunited sisters… in male bodies. Weird…

Apologizing in advance to her host, Selmak hugged her younger sister. Djari hugged her right back.

Now this was weird… Daniel and Jacob? Hugging! He could sooo see if this reuniting had taken place back home in the briefing room as the plan had first been laid out. What would have happened if Hammond walked in?

Jack's face cracked into a large smile at this thought.

"Cute isn't it?" Sam asked Jack softly.

"Yeah, in a rather odd sort of way. I mean it is your father and Daniel hugging," Jack pointed out.

"True, but still…"

"Yeah." Apparently, the two men were getting sick of this because the two symbiotes backed away from each other. Daniel took over flawlessly as Jacob did it the old fashioned way.

"Sorry Daniel," he said a little grossed out.

"Yeah, me too."

"Ewwww!" Sam and Jack chorused together. Jacob and Daniel glared at them and Teal'c simply grinned.

roughly translated Goa'uld:

Tec'ma'te Selmak - Hello Selmak
Namb'tu'qua - How are you?
Aray kree! - Stay there!
Shak'ti'qua? - What's the meaning of this?
Tal'mac Djari... - I am Djari...
Noc tao qua? - Not dead?
Tao've'nu - Unbelievable

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