Chapter 11

The whole gang was at Doug's Diner just sitting around and talking. "Do you remember our college years?" Tommy asked his friends.

"Yep." Susie replied.

"I dont." Phil said.

"Because you and Dil didn't go to college." Kimi said. Phil and Dil sighed and looked at each other.

"Well, why dont you tell us?" Dil asked.

"Not a bad idea, Dil." Chuckie said. "We could tell them about some things that happened in collge."

"Um, do we have to?" Lil asked.

"Sure." Angelica smiled.

"Okay..." Tommy started.

Seven years earlier...Chuckie walked down campus looking for a farturnity to join. He walked up to a house that some of his friends had joined, Beta and next door to it was Beta's rival, Kappa. He knocked on Beta's door. No one answered so he walked in. A beer bottle was thrown at him. He ducked as it hit the wall behind him. Louie Louie started playing then and Tommy walked up to Chuckie.

"Chuckie!" he slapped him on the back. "Welcome to Beta. I'll put in a good name for ya." he smiled. Chuckie could tell he was drunk.

"Y-yeah, thanks Tommy." he said as they walked through the house.

"Hey Lil!" Tommy yelled. Lil stopped making out with a boy for a minute to see what Tommy wanted. "Chuckie's thinking of joining!"

"Alright!" she smiled then went back to her "friend."

"Yeah, Chuck, um, Doug, and Z, Trevor, um, alot of people have joined." Tommy said as the farturnity's leader walked up to them.

"Hi." he said. "I'm Greg." he said.

"Chuckie Finster." Chuckie said. "So, what do I do to join?"

"Well, Chuck, we decide later, okay, for now, just enjoy the party." Tommy said. Chuckie walked around and saw some people he reconizged. He saw Z talking to Kimi.

"Hi Chuckie." Kimi smiled.

"Yo Chuckster." Z patted him on the back.

"Hey guys." Chuckie said.

"So, you joining?" Kimi asked.

"I'm trying to." Chuckie said then saw Nicole talking to her friends. "Um, excuse me." Chuckie walked over to her and tapped her on the shoulder. "Hi Nicole."

"Chuckie?" she asked. "I didn't know you were joining." Nicole said.

"Well, I'm not postitve I am." Chuckie said.

"Well, I'll put in a good word for ya." Nicole smiled.

"Thanks." Chuckie smiled back. Someone then slapped him hard on the back.

"Finster!" he shouted with joy.

"Doug?" Chuckie asked. "I didn't know you-"

"Doug! Doug! Doug!" Larry ran up to him. "Tommy just puked." he laughed. Doug laughed and they walked off.

Chuckie turned back around but Nicole was gone. He sighed and went off to find more of his friends.

.....

Next door, at Kappa house, there was also a party going on. Sean, their leader, was buisy making out with Angelica in his room. Angelica looked down. "What is it?" Sean asked.

"Nothing." Angelica said. Just then, Justin, Sean's best friend, ran in.

"JUSTIN!" Sean yelled.

"I know, never intrude on you kissing with Ange, but...Beta house just got busted for beer under probation laws." Justin smiled evilly.

"Cool." Sean got up and left. Angelica sighed and got up.

.....

Dean Butler, Sean's father, watched the pathetic Beta students as they got rid of their beer. "Thats it." the Dean smiled. "All of it. You know there's no alchohol aloud for a farturnity under probation."

"Ass hole." Tommy said as he emptyed the beer.

"Now, parties over. Girls, return to your own houses." Dean Butler ordered. All the girls sighed as they left. Chuckie was a little confuse as the Dean left.

"Um, Tommy, I thought the girls were apart of this farturnity." Chuckie said.

"No. This is a boys farturnity. They just come to the parties to have sex and stuff, you know." Tommy said.

"But, I thought Lil and Kimi stayed here. And Nicole. She said she'd put in a good name for me." Chuckie said.

"Well, she can still do that." Tommy said.

"Oh, okay."

.....

Later that night, Beta House was deciding on new members. Greg put in a slide into a projector and Chuckie's picture came up. "BOO!" everyone yelled.

"Wait wait!" Greg yelled.

"Yeah." Tommy stood up. "This guys is one of my best friends. Yes, he is a dork. A nerd, but a good man. He could really help us plan attacks on Kappa, or whatever." Everyone thought then went"BOO!" again.

"WAIT!" Tommy yelled. "Trust me. He's okay."

.....

The next day, Chuckie was standing in front of the rest of the house as he was presented. "Okay." Doug walked up to him. "You will now be known as Poindexter." Doug handed him a badge.

"Why Poindexter?" Chuckie asked.

"Well, Tommy, er, I'm sorry, Gusher, said you were a nerd." Doug said hicupping. Chuckie glared at Tommy and Tommy shrugged. "Okay. PARTY!" Doug yelled. Louie Louie again began playing.

Chuckie walked over to Tommy. "Gusher?"

"I threw up at the first party here." Tommy said. "By the way, Z is Duke, Doug is Donut, Larry is Scorpion, Greg is, um, Greg, and Trevor is Copycat."

"Duke, Donut, Scorpion, Copycat, Gusher, and Greg?" Chuckie asked. "And I'm Poindexter?"

"Yeah." Tommy said and handed him a beer. "Its better than Gusher." he said and walked off.

.....

"Okay." Sean said to his crew.

"What?" Justin asked.

"Yeah, what now?" Brett asked.

"Ha, tomorrow, Beta house will feel what its like to be in hell." Sean laughed. "Listen, this new kid, Finster, is going to be in pain tomorrow. We'll give him hell. Make him scrub the Dean's horse."

"I like it." Justin smiled evilly.

"Yeah." Brett agreed.

.....

The next day, Chuckie was in ROTC. "Drop and give me 20!" Brett yelled in Chuckie's face.

"W-why?" Chuckie asked.

"Do you question my order?" Brett asked.

Tommy and Doug were watching from a distance. "Look at that retard." Doug said.

"Yeah." Tommy agreed. "But wait, you're talking about Brett, right?"

"Yeah." Doug said.

"Oh okay. Yeah, he is. Hey! I have an idea." Tommy grinned.

"One! Two! Three!" Brett yelled as Chuckie did push ups. Then, Sean came riding on a horse up to the two. "Hello sir." Brett salluted him. Sean saluted back. He then got off his horse. Doug snuck up and tied a rope to the horse that was on Sean's belt for lassoing. Tommy then took a stick and hit the horse's butt. The gallopped off dragging Sean.

"AHHH! HELP!" he yelled as the horse drug him off. Chuckie laughed but Brett walked up to him. Tommy and Doug snuck off but Justin had seen them.

.....

At lunch, Chuckie saw Nicole sitting by herself. Chuckie got his food and sat down next to her. "Hi Nicole." he said.

"Chuckie? Um, go away, hurry." Nicole said.

"Huh?"

"Please, I dont want you to get hurt." Nicole said.

"Get hurt? How am I going to get-"

"Finster?" Brett asked. Justin was behind him. "What are you doing? Sitting at our table?"

"Huh? Oh, I'll only be a minute." Chuckie said.

"Hey Chuck! Get out of here!" Justin yelled.

"Sorry, sorry." Chuckie said and got up. He went over and sat with Tommy, Lil, Kimi, and Z.

"Whats wrong Chuck?" Z asked.

"Nothing. I just wanted to talk to Nicole." Chuckie said.

"Well, lunch isn't the time to do it." Lil said. "Angelica is going out with Sean and Nicole hangs out with Angelica and Susie, so she'll sit at the Kappa table."

"Yeah, Chuckie, you'll have to wait until she's alone." Kimi said.

"Hey." Tommy said looking at his jello. "There's a bug in my jello."

.....

"Chuckie." Tommy shook him. Chuckie woke up to see Tommy, Doug, and Larry. "Come on." Tommy led him out of his room. They went outside and there was a nice car sitting there. "Doug got a new car, and we know exactly how to use it."

They got in the car and pulled up to a large part of campus a few minutes later. They snuck around to the back of the house and tried to see in the window at the top of the huge house. "Stupid, three story house." Larry said as he tried to see.

Tommy then saw a ladder. He grabbed it then carefully propped it up agaist a window. "Go on Chuck, we've done this thousands of times." Tommy said. Doug and Larry glared at him. "They've done it thousands of times. I've done it twice." Chuckie climbed the ladder and peered in the window. The lights were out but Chuckie could hear noises. He tried to see in through the glass.

"I cant see." Chuckie whispered. "I think they're having sex."

"What did he think we were doing?" Larry whispered to Tommy and Doug. Then someone came to the window. He opened it.

"Poindexter?" Z asked.

"D-D-Duke."Chuckie said.

"Chuckie?" Kimi came to the window. "What the hell?" she asked seeing Tommy, Doug, and Larry.

"Uh oh." Doug said. The three quickly ran back to the car and jumped in. "Start dammit!" Doug yelled. The car finally started and they pulled around back to get Chuckie. Chuckie jumped off the ladder and landed in the car from the sun roof. They quickly drove off.

.....

The next day, Chuckie woke up hearing music. "Not another party." he moaned putting a pillow over his face. He got dressed and went downstairs. Music was playing and people were dancing.

"Chuckie!" Z ran up to him.

"Oh God." he moaned.

"Chuckie. Just to let you know. Nothing was going on." Z said.

"Well, at the risk of getting my ass kicked, I'll just say, alright." Chuckie said and walked past him.

"Hey Chuck." DOug walked up to him and smiled. "We really scored last night didn't we?" Chuckie shook his head and kept walking. He saw Nicole.

"Nicole." He said.

"Hi Chuckie." she smiled. "Um..."

"You wanna dance?" Chuckie asked.

"Um, sure." she said and Chuckie led her out to dance.

Z took out Kimi to dance and Tommy and Lil stood by the beer cooler. "Want another beer?" Lil asked.

"What do you think?" Tommy asked. Lil rolled her eyes and handed him one. Tommy then turned back to Lil. "Lil. Do you think, I'm...charming?"

"Of course I do. Why?" Lil asked.

"Well, I asked out a girl this morning and she said, sorry, you're not very charming, or smart, you're drunk alot, and you're ugly."

"You're charming, smart, you do drink, and you're not ugly." Lil said.

"Good." Tommy said. "So, wanna do it?" Lil rolled her eyes and playfully punched him then walked off. "Worth a try." Tommy said following her.

"So, Chuckie, you wanna get together tonight?" Nicole asked.

"Tonight? Actually, I have plans. How about tomorrow? After the horse accident wiht Sean and Brett, I have to wash the pens." Chuckie sighed.

"Oh, okay." Nicole said.

......

Later that day, at lunch, Chuckie went at sat down next to Tommy and Lil. "Hi guys." he sighed.

"Hey." Lil said. "Whats wrong?"

"Well, I just wanted to sit with Nicole." Chuckie said.

"Yeah whatever." Doug said walking over to them. "Anyway, Gusher, we ready?"

"Thats a big 10-4." Tommy smiled. He pulled out a walkie talkie and said into it, "Okay, Scorpion, any sign of him?"

"What are you doing?" Chuckie asked.

"Getting revenge on Sean." Doug smiled.

"Not yet." Larry said through the walkie talkie. "Is he coming your way, Duke?" Tommy asked again.

"Nope." Z replied.

"How about you, Copycat?" Tommy asked again.

"Sorry, got nothing." Trevor said.

"Damn." Tommy said. "Where the hell is he?"

"Here he comes!" Trevor yelled.

"Okay." Tommy said. "Go Donut." Tommy told Doug. Doug nodded and headed over to the entrance Trevor was guarding. He grabbed a bucket and got ready.

"What's in that bucket?" Chuckie asked.

"Mashed potatoes." Lil said. Sean walked through the door and Doug dumped the bucket of mashed potatoes on him.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Tommy yelled. Everyone began throwing food. Chuckie, however, hid under a table. Food was being slung everywhere. Nicole then got under the table with Chuckie.

"Hi, Chuckie." she smiled.

"Nicole." he turned around. "H-hi."

"Um, Chuckie, I've been thinking. We cant see each other." Nicole frowned.

"W-why?" Chuckie asked.

"Well, Brett likes me and..."

"I-I g-get it." Chuckie said grabbing some food and crawling out from under the table. He threw the food hitting Justin in the head with it.

......

Chuckie sighed as he washed the Dean's horse. Brett walked over to him and laughed evilly. "Faster!" he yelled. He then walked away and Tommy and Doug appeared.

"Hi Chuck." Doug whispered. Chuckie truned around and smiled at him. Then went back to work.

Justin however, was talking to Brett about the horse accident. "Brett,, it was Pickles and Bombardi who tied Sean to the horse, then made it run off." Justin explained.

"Interesting." Brett said.

"So Chuckie, what do ya say we get the hell outta here." Tommy said.

"I'll get in trouble." Chuckie said. Brett and Justin then came around the corner and smrked at them.

"Ha. You're in trouble now." Brett smiled.

.....

Tommy, Doug, and Chuckie were all in the Dean's office. "So, you and Bombardi tried to get Mr. Finster out of there?" Dean asked Tommy.

"Noooo." Doug said. The Dean stared at him. "Yes."

"Thats it." The Dean sighed. "I dont know what I'm gonna do with Beta house. Beta house is now under triple secret probation."

"When were we under double?" Chuckie asked.

"For a long time." the Dean said. "Now get out of here!"

.....

The three walked slowly into Beta house. "Well, what happened" Larry asked.

"Yeah. Are we under-" Greg said but they cut him off.

"Yep. Triple probation." Doug sighed.

"Triple?" Z asked. "When were we on double?"

"The damn Dean said for a long time." Tommy said flopping down on the couch. "I say we get revenge."

"How?" Trevor asked.

"Well, I have an idea to help us, and shove it into Kappa's fat jerky faces." Chuckie grinned.

"Alright Poindexter." Z smiled.

"Cool." Greg commented.

"Okay, we'll throw the best damn party ever." Chuckie said.

"Well, thats every other day for Beta." Tommy said.

"No no no. We'll bet Kappa house. We throw a better party, then..." Chuckie thought.

"Um, how about that roves we're better than them." Larry suggested.

"We already are." Trevor said.

"Well..." Chuckie said. "The parade!"

"Huh?" Larry asked.

"Yeah, yeah." Tommy said. "I know what you're saying." He then stared at Chuckie for a minute. "What are ya saying?"

"Well, like, maybe, they forfeit the contest for the floats, or they..."

"The Dean!" Greg yelled.

"HUH?" everyone asked.

"Sean is the the Dean's son. So, if we throw a better party, then Sean will have to tell the Dean about the bet and the Dean could march in front of our float." Greg said.

"Me likes." Tommy smiled.

"Yeah, and even if the Dean disagrees, Sean and his dorks will still get in trouble." Z said.

"So will we." Larry said.

"Yeah, but we always do." Z shrugged.

"Alright." Chuckie smiled. "Lets do it!"

Thats it for this part. This is a two part by the way. Hope you're enjoying it and I'll try to have the next chapter up soon, today even.