A/N: I am mad. Very mad. Fear me. ff,net keeps removing all my &$$& signs!!!!
So -blah- is a dragon sign and ::blah:: is an action in my A/N's.
Recap
"We're gonna craaaaaash!" Rune and Thatz yelled, while Rath screamed "DEMONS!"
Chapter 5
Seconds later, the DH blimp crashed into the demon blimp with a sickening CRACK.
All the onlookers winced.
Up in the blimp...
"Oww!" Rune moaned. "I am definitely going to need a doctor after this!"
"You are a doctor." Thatz pointed out from his entanglement on the floor with the coat rack and a vacuum cleaner (yet another seemingly useless object).
"That doesn't mean I can cure myself!" Rune snapped.
"It doesn't?"
"Thaaatz." Rune growled from between clenched teeth. "After we get off this blimp you are so dead."
"Demons!" Rath cheered happily.
"You too!" Rune added.
"What?"
"I said after we get off the blimp you are dead, Rath!"
"Demons!"
"Yes, we get that, Rath." Thatz said impatiently. "Can you kill them already so we can get down?"
"Sure!" Rath picked up a sword from the ground, stood back and began to aim.
"Are you using that sword as a javelin?" Rune said in disbelief.
"Yup!" Rath was about to throw the sword when Fire flew out of it.
-Don't shoot!- Fire held up a sign frantically.
"But I wanna kill demons!" Rath pouted.
-Set a dragon or two on them-
"Okay!" Rath said happily. "Get big now so I can ride you!"
-What!?-
"I can't let you have all the fun!"
Fire sighed and got big so that Rath could ride him, and flew to the demon blimp.
Within moments sounds of hacking and screaming could be heard.
Rune raised an eyebrow. "I don't think we want to know what's happening over there."
"I feel bad for the demons. They never had a chance." Thatz said sadly.
Rune sweatdropped. "We are talking demons, here, Thatz. You aren't supposed to feel bad for them."
"Oh."
Suddenly, the blimp ripped, forcing Shian and Ringleys to fly up there with an enormous 'censored' sign.
"That fairy looks familiar..." Rune pondered.
"This is my day job!" Shian yelled down.
After a few minutes more, just when everyone thought things were quieting down, a laser shot down and hit a sports car, blowing it up.
"Ack! My car!" Thatz wailed.
Rune blinked. "Thatz... how did you buy a Ferrari... on your cook's salary?"
"I stole it."
A vein popped on Rune's forehead. "You. Stole. A. Good. Car."
"Uh, anyone gonna fly this down?" Thatz said nervously.
Earth flew in from out of nowhere. I'll do it! He then took to the wheel.
((Just so everyone knows, I'm making up this stuff about blimps as I go along, all I know is from Pokemon and staring at them in the sky.))
"I'll kill you!" Rune hollered. Fortunately for Thatz, Earth then landed the blimp, thus helping him escape.
"Helllllp!" Thatz wailed as he raced throught the hallways of the hospital.
Meanwhile, Rath flew out of the now demolished demon blimp on Fire.
"Huh? Where'd everybody go?"
A/N: Wow. It took a whole chapter to finish the blimp fight. Well, more insanity next time!
Flying-Cesia: Why I'm honorned, Rath! looks at your favorite authors list You put Emma there?
insaneoveranime: Mmmm. Cookie.
Hentaikoneko: Coincedentally, school is what kept me from updating ::glares at Ms. Couglin:: Flying-Cesia knows what I mean.
aquajogger: Hmm, I wonder how fast blimps can fly....
Tower: bows Arigato! Thank you very much!
Lady Dragonnaine: Yes, this fic is starting to take a turn for the weirder, but R/C will still be there..hehehe. Next chapter I plan to play with Thatz's jealousy, Rune's telephone, and of course, Cesia will be dancing with Rath! ::Laughs evilly::
RathIlluser-012: I'm glad!
ShadowDown: Yay! You like! Oh, and I'm working on an update for No Way Home.
Also thanks to Brotee for reviewing!
