A/N: I'm sneaking to post this, as I have been grounded.

Disclaimer: If I owned Dragon Knights, there would be no spammers claiming Tintlet loved goldfish, that's for sure.

Review 'Sponses, as far as I can manage

Otal Nimrodi: Thanks, I try. Can you guess why Nadil had to get surgery?

aquajogger: Here it is, so scroll down and read!

Lady Dragonnaine: I TOTALLY know what you mean about not enought R/C! There is an EXTREMLY DISTURBING amount of yaoi here. Especially for poor Rune :(. Also, to go off on a tangent, there ARE WAYYYY TOO FEW RUNE/TINTLETS!! GOD, DO PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH NICE LOVING ELVES AND FAIRYS OR SOMTHING? JEEZ! WHAT MORON WANTS TO READ ABOUT NADIL AND RUNE TOGETHER ANYWAY???!!! Sorry about that, I just get really pissed sometimes...

Flying-Cesia: Yes it does!!! And I am mad at you. You got 'My Happy Ending' srtuck in my head. You will pay...

Terra89: Like I said, I'm grounded...

-sings along to No More Words-

Miyabi: Her favorite song!

Elfin Kagome: KITTO! KITTO! BOKUTACHI WA!

Miyabi: Eep!

Thatz sighed. "I'm bored again."

-Why don't you make more crank calls?-

"Okay!"

Thatz 'randomly' dialed a number and waited for the dial tone. He frowned. "It's busy."

At the other end of Thatz's crank call....

"You just learned how to make brownies? That's great!" Rune said happily into the phone. "Why? Well, there was this moron making blonde jokes." There was a pause. "Yes, I know. I know. Are you kidding? I love those sandwiches! Alright, bye." Rune hung up, only to be greeted by the phone ringing again. "Hello?"

"RUNE, YOU MORON! NADIL HAS TO GET SURGERY IN FOUR MINUTES! THREE!" Rune winced. Ah. Dealte had found him.

Ringleys grumbled under his breath as he flew to room 214. "Dealte was supposed to do this, but she didn't want to, so now I have to! It's not fair!"

He flew in and glanced around at the small crowd of people. "Uh, so you want to work here?"

"Yeesssss." They chorused.

"Okay, um, the current positions we are offering are nurse-in-training, cafeteria assistant, plastic surgeon, and child psychiatrist. Any questions?"

Shyrendora raised her hand.

"Yes?"

"Why are you offering plastic surgeon?"

Ringleys shrugged. "Rune says he won't do it. Oddly enough though, he does do abortions."

Everyone in the room shrugged.

"So...any takers for that job?"

A few random crickets chirped.

The small fairy raised an eyebrow. "Okay... why are there crickets in here? Anyway, any more questions?"

Miyabi raised her hand.

"Yes?"

"Why are you offering child psychiatrist?"

"Cesia says the adults are bad enough, she doesn't want to deal with the kids." Ringleys rolled his eyes. "So anyhow, is that all the questions?"

"Yessss." The seven people in the room droned.

"Now first of all, to apply for a job here, fill out this handy-dandy application form." Ringleys pulled said application forms out of thin air. "We will only accept one child pych, and two nurses-in-training."

Later...

"Okay, you've filled out your forms, now for who we will be putting on probation."

"Probation?" Shyrendora shrieked.

"Yes, there are a few..."Ringleys eyes shifted, "tests."

The audience blinked.

"Anyway, the two candidates for nurse-in-training are Miyabi and Random Lady #28. The candidate for child psychiatrist is Tintlet. The only person who applied for plastic surgeon was Shydeman. And sorry, but your application is invalid."

"Why?" Shydeman wailed.

Ringleys held up the contract. "In the part that says 'Do Not Write In This Space', you wrote 'Okay'."

Tintlet and Miyabi sweatdropped.

"Can I have a name please?" Random Lady #28 asked.

Ringleys shrugged. "If it's okay with the authoress." He looked up. "A real name would be easier to type, anyway."

The door suddenly opened, and a girl with long dark hair and a black cloak stepped in, wearing a black t-shirt with a weird logo on it and black pants.

Ringleys blinked. "Uh, who are you?"

The girl rolled her eyes. "I'm Elfin Kagome. You know, the authoress?"

Shyrendora stared "You're shorter than me!"

Elfin Kagome narrowed her eyes and pointed a finger at Shyrendora. The demon became surrounded by a pink light and shrunk to the size of a.... baby pig.

The authoress smirked. "Not anymore."

Ringleys gulped. "Uh, so, what are you doing here?"

Elfin Kagome shrugged. "Random Lady #28 wanted a name, so I decided to step in and give her one."

Random Lady# 28: Thanks!

"Why did we just switch to script format?" Miyabi asked.

"Because I'm lazy."

"Uh, not to be rude or anything, but what's with the black cloak?" Tintlet said nervously.

Elfin Kagome shrugged again. "Just for the dramatic effect. And don't worry, Tintlet, I wouldn't hurt you. You're my second favorite character!"

"Who's the first?" Tintlet wondered.

"Rune."

Tintlet: D

"There we go with the script format again." Ringleys complained.

"When am I gonna get a name?" Random Lady # 28 wailed.

"Fine, fine." The authoress rolled her eyes. "Sheesh. Your name is-"

Suddenly the tune of "Edelvisse' was heard, very loudly.

"Oh, it's my cell-phone." E. Kagome explained. She pulled a flip phone out of her coat pocket and flipped it open. "Hello?"

Earth held up a sign.

-You finally called somebody else!-

Thatz nodded happily and spoke into the phone "Would you like to buy a humpback whale?"

"A humpback whale? Hmm, how about a beluga, they're more kawaii." Everyone else in the room sweatdropped.

"Uh, okay, Whale Inc. will send it to you within two days!"

Elfin Kagome sweatdropped. "Thatz, you moron, I know it's you."

"Who's Thatz?" Thatz said a little too quickly.

"You!" the authoress hung up. "Anyway, from now on, Random Lady #28 is Chi. This already took too long."

"Yay!" Chi cheered.

"Um, look! Rune with dog ears!" Elfin Kagome pointed up.

Everyone turned to look. Meanwhile, Elfin Kagome swept her cloak around her dramatically and disappeared.

"Well, anyway," Ringleys continued when everyone had turned back around, "unless you have a recommendation from a staff member here, Chi, Miyabi and Tintlet are now here on probation. Come back today at 5:00pm."

--At 5:00 pm—

Miyabi and the newly named Chi walked up to the front desk, where Ringleys was currently sitting and drinking a Latte.

"Why isn't Tintlet here?" Miyabi asked.

"She had a recommendation from a staff member." Ringleys explained "Now follow me." He flew over to room 184.

"There's a room 184?" Chi asked.

"Very long hallways." Miyabi answered.

Ringleys suddenly yelled "Party of TWO for FIVE! Over!"

The door swung open to reveal.... A party.

Everyone was dancing to Avril Lavigne's 'Sk8ter Boi' (which Elfin Kagome made them play just to torture Flying-Cesia), except for Thatz who was over at the enormous refreshment table.

Chi and Miyabi: "..."

"There we go with that script format again." Ringleys commented "Anyway, this is to see if you can put up with the insanity of our hospital." With that, he flew away towards the refreshment table.

"Food! Yummy!" Cesia suddenly said, while Thatz unexpectedly shouted "Where's Rath?"

Rath blinked. "What just happened?"

"I think their speech bubbles got mixed up." Rune explained.

"Oh."

"I wanna be the DJ!" Kitchel wailed.

"THIS IS TOO INSANE!" Chi suddenly screamed and ran out of the room.

"I guess that's why she didn't have a name." Miyabi remarked. "Poor thing didn't even last five minutes."

The song suddenly switched to Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

"I think I see a pattern here..." Rune said slowly.

Suddenly a scroll fell from the sky and landed in front of him.

"What is this, Dream Saga?" Rune nevertheless picked up the scroll, unrolled it and read.

Let Kitchel be the DJ!!!

Signed, Elfin Kagome

Rune shrugged and went over to Kitchel. "The authoress wants you to be the DJ!"

--Five minutes Later—

Kitchel was seated at the DJ's uh, place-thingy, and was trying to be a good DJ and failing. So the 'nice' Nadil went up to help her.

Thatz immediately decided he had never liked Nadil. "Who does he think he is, cozying up to Kicthel like that?" Thatz growled.

Miyabi snickered at Thatz's obvious jealousy.

Suddenly, at the closing of 'Change the World', Kitchel's voice came on the speaker.

"Okay, minna, now that I've figured out how to work this thing, the next song is a special request from our lovely authoress!"

Elfin Kagome suddenly appeared next to Dealte, now dressed in a Japanese school uniform. "Nice dance party, isn't it?"

To everyone's surprise, the song that came on next was...a tango.

"Oh, cool! I know this one! C'mon Cesia!" Rath dragged Cesia onto the dance floor (who fortunately knew how to tango also). 'Conveniently' enough, there was nobody else dancing.

"Move it back people!" Elfin Kagome shoved people back off the dance floor. "It only takes two to tango y'know!"

Everyone watched the couple on the dance floor. They were actually pretty good. ((But since I've never really seen anyone dance a tango, much less danced it myself, I'll leave it to your imagination and wander off on a tangent.))

The authoress glanced around. "Um, out of curiosity, does anyone else know how to tango?"

Blank stares.

"Welllll..." Elfin Kagome started.

Then the tango ended.

"Thatz, you know how to tango, right?" the authoress said quickly.

"No."

E Kagome pointed at him, and he was zapped with blue light.

"Now you do." The authoress ran up to Kitchel. "KITCHEL!"
"What?"

"Let me be the DJ, I just remembered a song I know." A devious grin spread over the authoress's face. "Oh, and-"she flicked a finger at Kitchel and the cast disappeared from her leg and reappeared on her wrist. "You can dance now."

Elfin Kagome turned on the mike. "Minna genki? The next song is called 'Le Tango De Roxanne, and it's from the movie Moulin Rouge!"

A/N: Is that a cliffe?