A/N: As I sat here looking at the blank document, I wondered, Where the hell is my keyboard? As you can see, I did find it eventually.
Disclaimer: If I owned Dragon Knights or the song "Le Tango De Roxanne", let alone both, I wouldn't be sitting in my brothers old room typing this out on an ancient Windows who-knows-when. Oh no. I'd probably have a brand new laptop that worked super fast and would be currently up in Hokkaido. Or I might not be typing this at all.
A/N 2: I was going to write out what happened at the dance, but it was wayyyy too hard. I do feel a little sad about killing the funny scene where Thatz and Kitchel were dancing, though.T-T
A/N 3: Whee! I'm high on piano practice (as weird as that may sound)! I actually enjoy practicing piano, at least I do depending on the piece. My current favorite is my Sonatina.
Thatz walked down the hallway, humming the tango from yesterday. It's not fair. He thought glumly Rath got to impress Cesia with his dance skills, and vice-versa, but I just had to be born with two left feet. Fortunately Kitchel's no Ginger Rodgers herself.
"Delivery for Dr. Rune!"
Dealte glanced up from her desk, where she was meticulously doodling pictures of hospital employees in their "true forms". "I'll take it." Dealte scribbled a signature and paged Ringleys. "Ringleys? You're on duty, I want to look at this."
In a few minutes, Ringleys showed up, grumbling about being a slave.
Dealte ran off to an empty room and opened the package. There was a large metal box sitting there with a glass window. Dealte looked in the window and shrieked.
"What happened?" Nohiro dashed in.
Dealte blinked. "Nohiro? I haven't seen you since the first chapter. What are you doing here?"
"I'm the windowwasher." He explained "Now what happened? Is Rune really a girl? Can I marry her?"
Dealte glared at him "Do you see Rune here? No. So Rune is not a girl and you can not marry him. I thought you were going out with Hanakusuku?"
"We broke up." Nohiro said cheerfully. "She and I didn't really see eye to eye on some political issues."
"I'd ask what," Dealte began "but then we'd be completely off tangent. You know how the authoress gets carried away sometimes."
"Right. So what happened?"
Dealte pointed to the tank. "Look in the window. This was sent to Rune."
Nohiro looked, then screamed like a girl and jumped into Dealte's arms like Scooby-Doo. "Holy shit! Who or what in it's right mind would send a doctor a giant octopus???!!!"
"I don't know." Dealte unceremoniously dumped Nohiro on the floor and walked out of the room.
"I'm bored." Kitchel announced loudly in the middle of a game of billiards.
Rune knocked a 4 ball into the corner pocket and straightened up. "How could you possibly be bored? We're playing billiards in a hospital! We could always have your check-up instead..." he threatened.
"Nah. Let's throw a party!" Kitchel ran off to invite people.
Rune blinked, shrugged, and went back to billiards.
"Well, just about everyone made it to the party so far." Raseleane commented.
"Where's Thatz?" Ringleys asked, Dealte being back at the desk.
"Wherever he is, this'll get him.' Kitchel declared.
Thatz was sitting around, playing poker with Earth, when his head suddenly perked up. "I know something important is happening in the board room!" he dashed out without another word.
Meanwhile, Kitchel happened to be shaking a cocktail.
Miyabi sweatdropped. "What are you doing?"
Ringleys had seen this happen before. "Go find Thatz and you'll see."
Miyabi suddenly did a costume change into spy-wear, consisting of a black catsuit that looked kinda neat with her red hair and green eyes. She put on her spidy gloves and climbed along the ceiling until she found Thatz. "I don't believe it!" she exclaimed. "Thatz telepathically knew Kitchel was putting out the food!"
Rath began poking a stuffed teddy bear Kitchel had placed on the floor for decoration. "I'm bored."
"Then it's a good thing I brought...this!" Kitchel exclaimed, whipping out a can of silly string and shooting some at a random patient who just happened to be there.
"Hey, no fair! I want a can!" Cesia shouted.
Kitchel tossed her one and they both began shooting silly string everywhere.
Rune and Tintlet both screamed and dashed under the table, where they were partially protected by the table cloth.
"Oh, God, somebody help us!" Rune shouted.
Elfin Kagome suddenly materialized behind them, today clad in a black turtleneck and light-colored skirt with a black stripe. "You rang?"
Rune blinked. "Huh?"
Elfin Kagome sweatdropped. "Look, I am the resident god of this universe."
"Ohhh..."
"So what did you want?"
"They're shooting silly string around outside." Tintlet explained
"Kyaaaaa!" Elfin Kagome screamed. "I'm glad I materialized under here!"
"Well spellcheck certainly thinks that's a misspelled word." Rune commented.
"Way to break the third wall, genius!" Elfin Kagome and Tintlet snapped.
"Wait, don't tell me you're afraid of silly string too?" Tintlet wailed, looking back a few lines.
"Of course!" Elfin Kagome snapped "I always hide under tables when silly string is concerned!"
Meanwhile....
"Omigod, Nohiro, you, like, broke up with Hana-K?" Kitchel gasped, while stirring a punch glass.
Nohiro nodded. "Yeah, but please drop the valley girl act."
"Er, sorry."
"Anyway, you should have seen the way she dances! Yeesh...she needs a new profession. Badly."
Meanwhile...
Raseleane had sneaked over to the cd player. "Hmm...what should I play? I think we've all had enough Avril..."
Shian popped up. "I wanna be DJ! Let me! Let me!"
Back under the table...
Elfin Kagome twitched. "My authoress sense is tingling!" Then she burst out laughing and fell onto the floor (not a long way seeing as she was on hands and knees already).
Rune and Tintlet sweatdropped.
"...hydrant..." the authoress spluttered and vanished, leaving behind a little post-it.
Tintlet picked it up and read.
Normally I'd do a scroll, but I'm in a hurry, Sorry about the cracking up thing. Inside joke....anyway, they've stopped with the silly string. You can get out from under the table now.
Kagome
Meanwhile back at the DJ stand......
Shian was on the floor, digging through a giant pile of CD's and records. "Man," she muttered "Thatz should really organize this."
Suddenly a CD fell off the top of the pile and hit her in the head. "Ow!"
Shian picked up the CD and looked at it. Befor eshe could see what the CD was, there was a post it on it.
Message to the Readers! This would be a good time to tell you that Shian, Miyabi, HanaKusuku and Ringleys can change size at will! Shian is currently normal size!
-Elfin Kagome
P.S. Shian, Nohiro says he is your father.
Shian blinked and threw the post it away. "No idea what that was..." She glanced at the CD, which had a picture of a girl on it and said 'Un Fille Comme Moi' and 'Priscilla'.
The fairy shrugged and put it in, randomly flicking to track 8.
Immediately, French music began blasting, to the shock of the people in the room who were idiots.
"Oh!" Shian realized. "It was a French CD! No wonder I couldn't read half of it...."
A/N: I leave it to you to pick who the idiots were. If anyone cares (probably not) the track Shian played was called 'Jalousie'. So.....review! And I'll start working on the next chapter!
Oh yeah...reviewer responses...
Ian: Ooh, thanks.
Lady Dragonnaine: I was uber-sleepy last night too, I got home at 1 am. ::sighs::
ojosnegro: Just check out aquajogger's profile. She writes ThatzKitchel, and is actually organizing a Thatchel wave!
Flying-Cesia: Grr... Just wait, you'll get yours! ::kills a demon:: Hah! I killed one that you didn't get to kil!!
aquajogger: I am loved! Yay!
Kagome-reincarnation: Thank you!
Terra89: Sadly, by the time I saw your review, I was already half-way through the chapter. I plan on doing a Rath chapter soon, though. And I have plans for Alfeegi, followed by the rest!
Phoenix Feather: I absolutely love 'Kingdom hearts in my stupid version'! I'm glad you like my fic!
SpinningAvia: You think I'm a great author? Wow, I'm really flattered! -sweatdrops- Yeah, that was me over the phone....it also might have had somethign to do with the fact that Emily was chewing on my knee...ow...
Okay, minna, until next time!