What Happens in Dentention, Stays in Detention

by CallmeMaddy

Disclaimer: I don't own Zoey 101, but I do own a lucky penny.

A/N: I'm almost done with No One Else Knew What Happened and, as usual, I wasn't paying attention in Bio, amd I thought of this idea, enjoy! And please Review, it only takes five seconds and YOU get the next chapter.

Summary: Detention, huh? Fun, fun, fun. But how would guess Logan, Dana, Lola, Michael, Quinn, Nicole, Chase, and ZOEY ended up in detention together?

Chapter 1

"DETENTION?" Zoey Brooks was shocked, she never got detention and for something as stupid as being late for class...the 3rd time this week. Dana and Lola didn't land in with them, because they knew Nicole takes an hour to blow-dry her hair. Dana was right--she should have gone to Breakfast. Now, her and Nicole were stuck in detention on this Friday's teacher-work day. A/N: Teachers have conferences and stuff and students don't have class, in case you don't know what that is.

"Yes, Miss Brooks, you and Miss Bristow have detention." Getting detention was one thing, but detention from MR. BENDER was even worse. Mr. Bender was suppose to to be the nice, cool teacher. The type that let you slide if you forgot your homework. The kind that makes really easy tests so you can easily get an A. NOT the kind that gives detention.

"But Mr. Bender! I've never gotten a detention!" Zoey was scared. Would they eat her in detention? She wouldn't know. Chase saw Zoey get detention. He felt bad. He felt bad whenever ANYTHING happened to Zoey. I should of covwered for her. Now, she can't go to the beach on the teacher-work day. He decided to IM her.

ShyGuy42: Hey Zoey. Sorry about detention.

But Chase, acting like an idiot, left his sound on, so it went off. BRIIIIIINGGG! "Crap," said Chase.

"Mr. Matthews? You know there's a rule against IMing.I guess you'll be joining Zoey and Bicole for detention Friday." Why was Mr. Bender so mad? What was wrong? He was acting so UnBender-ish. Logan laughed. Mr. Bender shot him a "You-really-want-detention" face.

Mr. Bender asked them to take out their homework. Michael Barret never forgot his homework. Today, was the exception. Today was also an exception because Logan actually did his homework! SHOCKER! Mr. Bender gave Michael a detention too.

"WTF! (A/N: She actually said what it means...but I try to censor it a bit...) Mr. Bender? Why are you so pissed? You gave four people detentions in ten minutes!" Lola said, defending her friends. Wrong move.

"Make that five. Language Ms. Camacho."

Zoey saw Quinn at break, "Bender gave me DETENTION on Friday. You guys are going to have to go without me."

Quinn responded, "Oh, I can't go."

"Why?"
"My advanced chemistry teacher gave me detention for an unauthoized experiment."

"Don't you always do that?"

"Yeah, but it started a small fire, but, hey, it wasn't too bad because the alarm didn't go off."

"But you still have detention?"
"Yeah. But don't worry, I'll be doing experiments there."

With Nicole, Chase, Michael, Zoey, and Quinn in detention, Logan and Dana thought they were going to the beach by themselves. Little did they know, they would be in detention, too.

Dana and Logan had the same second period--science. Their science teacher is Miss Grey, who let's just say is a lot like Miss Burvich (A/N: The women who assigned the dorms in Back to PCA). Miss Grey was close to 60, and still not married. (Logan had a rumor started where she never ever gone on a date.) Anyway, Miss Burvich assigned them to do a lab together. The Microscope Lab. You've probably done a lab like this, one where you look through the microscope and record what you see. That's what they had to do.

"I see blurs," Logan whined, "This is stupid."
"Logan, just focus the microscope and tell me what you see," Dana tried being nice.

"I see NOTHING! God, this is more boring than looking at paint dry."

Dana was getting upset, "LOGAN! Give me the microscope." Dana tried to grab it from Logan.

"NO!" Logan tugged at the microscope, "I'M LOOKING!"

"Logan! Give me the microscope!"
"NO!"

"YES!"
"NO!"

"YES!"
"FINE!" Logan let go of the microscope. And it went flying. Please, tell me the number one rule of labs. DON'T BREAK THE EQUIPMENT.Sadly, when it went flying, it broke. What do you think happened to them? Detention.

"This bites! How am I suppose to tan? Thanks a lot Dana."

"Well, you could always pay someone to go to detention for you," Dana said sarcastically.

"Good Idea!"

"I was kidding. They take role, you know."

"So, my dad can find an actor to be me."

"Yeah, all they have to say is 'I'm hot, I'm hot' over and over again, then they know it's you," Dana joked.