Inhuman Knowledge
Short Stories fed off from the original fiction: 'Knowing More Than You Should'
This story isn't really added from a chapter...just a funny list of things these people have learned.
Things I Learned in the World of FMA
Selene
-If you can't breath and you think your drowning...you probably are.
-Don't try wizardry for the hell of it, leave that to the professionals.
-How to use Alchemy
-Wailing babies can really be useful
-Mind and Body control sucks if you arn't the one to use it.
-Good hip huggers are hard to find in Central.
-Kicking a man in the crouch area is a fatal weakness.
Amy
-There really is no reason for envy.
-If you find 5 dollars on the ground, keep it.
-If you find a loyal companion, keep them too.
-Greed isn't always a bad thing.
-Loosing everything is worse than loosing your life.
-Kimblee is seriously a cyco path, no matter how awesome and kick ass he seems on the show.
-Same for Envy.
-Wrath can be malicly sweet...kawaii akuma!
-The sign of the orobourus makes a great tattoo.
Brandon
-Don't use Ed's military funds to pay for anything
-Don't screw around with the time stream.
-How not to die
-How to practice the ninja art of Edwrd Elric.
-It's good to know Ishbalans don't shave their head bald to worship Ishbala
-Lust is more sexy than Riza
-No matter how sexy, don't trust women.
-Pocket watches save lives! BONZEI!