The Love Story of Remus Lupin
Chapter 3
It takes quite a lot to get on Elvira's nerves and this was no exception. The malice in her voice meant either two things…
a) She was pissed at themOR
b) She was extremely pissed at them
Either way they were going to get a mouth full of very, very colourful language that Lucifer (Satan), himself wouldn't use.
But I'll leave those words to your imagination and skip that part
"We haven't been in the country for a month yet and you manager to make us look likes bumbling idiots, and what's worse? Severus will tell my parents what's"
"Calm down Elvira" Isis carefully said to her friend. "It was just an accident"
"Just an accident! Just an accident! Well sure it was a fucking accident…" but Elvira didn't get to finish the rest of her sentence because, and right on queue, the Maruader's knocked on the door
"Hello there my, fair and intricate young ladies…" Sirius started off with his perfected speech but was interrupted by Sophie with a mocking disgust in her voice
"Ladies! I think your mistaken us for somebody else boy, so do us a favour and leave us alone, Okay!"
"I'm sorry if I offended any of you fine creatures" Sirius started to apologize in his handsome way but was yet again cut in by Sophie
"Creatures!" she shrieked
"Soph calm down" Isis said as she gave each boy a once over, like an owl trying to find a mouse, "So who are you, pray do tell?"
"Eh… hi I'm James. This here" pointing to his left "is Sirius and this" pointing to his right "is Remus. And Peter is right here" as he grabbed Peter by the collar and shoved him in view of the girls.
"That Sirius bloke is hot!" Sophie said in Latin to Elvira, only those two had the drive to learn Latin whilst Adradia and Isis stayed oblivious to this comment, Elvira replied "Yeah but Remus has this adorable 'love-me-coz-I'm-lonely' look!"
At that comment Sophie burst into a fit of laughter, causing everyone in the carriage to ask in unison "what's so funny?"
After a few minutes Sophie had composed herself enough to say (in English mind you) "Just your type hey Elv!" before losing control again.
"Haha very funny" Elvira said right after stunned Sophie mid laugh which wasn't the best look on her.
James took this moment to inform the girls that this was their compartment and that it held special memories of all their train trips to Hogwarts.
"…and that's why we want you to leave" James finished.
"hmm…" thought Isis out loud "if we leave that will make you happy, right?"
James and Sirius nodded
"and if your happy then I'm not happy and when I'm not happy bad things happen" she mussed out loud cause both their faces to show signs of confusion
"How well do you know Severus Snape?" asked Elvira not to anyone in particular and wasn't prepared for the responses she got back.
"He's a git"
"He is the most annoying and insufferable person I've ever had the displeasure of meeting"
"Pure-blooded scumbag"
"Doesn't know how to take a bath"
"The world would be a better place if he wasn't around"
"Can't keep his big ugly nose out of our business"
Then all of sudden there was quite.
Adradia looked at Elvira quizzically whilst Isis seemed to agree with the Marauders, Elvira was in shock. She had never known Serv to be any of those things nor did she appreciate these barbaric animals talking badly about her cousin. Sure he was a bit weird but, and afraid to admit it, he was family not matter what…