What happens in Detention, Stays in Detention

By CallmeMaddy. Chapter: Lucky Number 7

Disclaimer: If I owned Zoey 101, Dana would still be on the show

A/N: It's a good thing you guys don't know where I live, in fear I think you wanted to kill me after chapter 6. That's ok, I would've wanted to kill me too. You also probably want to kill me for not updating. I have had the dreaded writer's block curse again. It sucks! It's always on this fanfic. Oh, one more thing, for those of you who read PCA's 10 year reunion, the sequel is currently in progress.

Chapter 7: Trouble in Girl Land

"This is where lying about my feelings to look cool bits me in the butt," Chase lectured himself. Chase looked at Eric and Nicole. They were kissing. At least one of us didn't screw up.

He went over to Michael, "I need help."

"Just tell her how you feel!" Michael lectured.

"How'd you know it was about Zoey?"
"Chase, it's ALWAYS about Zoey," Michael laughed.

"Oh, shut up."

"Ok, so what happened now?"
"Well, I was about to tell Zoey and then my mind had a stupid idea—the 'I want to be friends' speech. Apparently, she liked me more. Now, she thinks I hate her," Chase was obviously upset.

"Ouch..." Michael paused, "Well, good luck." He ran off to avoid Chase.

--

Nicole and Eric were making out for another five minutes.

"I think we are suppose to save this for the date," He joked in between kisses.

"Who cares?" Nicole commented.

Zoey ran past them crying.

"Trouble in Girl Land?" Eric asked Nicole.

"I better chase after her," Nicole told him, "I'll be back."

"Wait, one more minute," Eric begged.

Nicole blushed, "You can wait seven hours for the date. Besides she went after me when I was crying over you." Nicole ran off.

"ZOEY! ZOEY!" It was basically the same conversation as before, except Zoe was the sad one and Nicole was the cheer up one.

"Please go away!" Zoey demanded.

"What's wrong?" Nicole asked, unaware of what Chase said.

"He likes me--" Zoey started.
"Well, that's great! What's the problem?" Nicole interrupted.

"He likes me as a friend."
"That's not so great..." Nicole commented.

"Really?" Zoey said sarcastically, "And then he makes up this shit of how he really loves me and he was lying before!"
"Well, maybe he does like you and he's just nervous," Nicole suggested.

"Nicole, it was a pity date," Zoey informed her.
"Oh..." Nicole gave up. Next time, send someone else to cheer Zoe up.

--

"I'VE DONE IT! EUREKA! EUREKA!" Quinn yelled making a racket.

"Done what?" Lola asked, but didn't care.

"Only the most important invention of my life!" Quinn said, overexcited.

"Explanation of what the invention is?" Lola asked.

"Oh, nothing...just a invisibility pill, here take it, in two minutes you're invisible..."
Lola had heard of what Quinn uses in her experiments (Plutonium for Potato Chips) and there outcome (Michael and Logan with the skunk...)
"How about you first?" Lola asked, unsure.

"NO WAY! I need to be documenting the data. Look, it's simple you're invisible in two minutes and you can turn back by saying one word: Cheese."
"Cheese?"
"Cheese," Quinn confirmed, "What else? Now go to the bathroom so you can change where no one is. Oh, and also, everything you hear is transferred on MY laptop so be useful!"

--
Logan was at the PCA fountain...KISSING someone other than Dana. That's not good. Nope. I don't believe it is. Dana walked up. Her first instinct was to run. Her second to hide. Her third to slap Logan. Her fourth to kill Amy. Her fifth was her favorite: Instinct numbers 3 and 4.

"YOU SELF CENTERED JERK! ASSHOLE! PIG!" Dana was furious. She slapped Logan.

"Uh...no offense," said Amy, smacking her gum, actually Logan's gum, "But, he's not your boyfriend."

"Yeah," Logan agreed, knowing it was his only defense.

"Sure, no officially, but I'm sure you'll both be happy to hear this," Dana told them, pulling out Quinn's tape recorder. She pressed play.

"You like her, don't you?"
"Well...not the point."

"Yes, it is! Logan likes Dana!" .
"Fine, I do. But keep it quiet."

Amy and Logan were both shocked.

"A little help?" Amy asked Dana, when picking Logan up. The two girls lifted him and dumped him into the fountain.

Now, Logan was furious, "My HAIR! You two are SO dead."

"Gotta catch us to kill us!" They exclaimed, Dana ran right and Amy ran left. Logan followed Dana.

After ¾ of a mile, Logan finally caught up to Dana. They were almost down to the beach. Logan grabbed Dana. Dana then tried to struggle free, but Logan was stronger.
"LET ME GO!" Dana demanded.

"No way! I need to talk to you," Logan refused.

"No!"
"Not ready to talk rationally?" Logan asked.

"Me? Logan, I'll talk rationally with you, when you start thinking rationally," Dana insulted him.

"Bitch," Logan mumbled.

"Do you really want to make me more mad? Let me go!" Dana demanded again.
"Nope."

"Fine, then I'll have to force it," Dana kicked Logan in the balls. She ran back to the detention room, if she was caught out of there without the pass she was stuck in there for two more weeks. Ouch.

A/N: Blah. This took forever thanks to damn writer's block...and it's STILL SHORT! Yuck. Anywho, the new Quinvention will not be good for Quinn, but hey, it could help some other people...in the future. Can you believe Lola agreed to testing it? Zoey and Chase...sigh. And Dana kicking Logan in the balls...PRICELESS! What's in store for our couples next?