The terror that lives in Egypt

Crazy Yugi Fan 101-This is from Teana's pov.

Yami, and Kaiba are in this as well.

Yami- At least I'll be able keep Teana safe.

Kaiba-Well that won't stop me ha! ha!hhhhhaaaaaaaa!.

Crazy Yugi Fan 101(pulls out mallot and hits kaiba on

head)- Now Yami do the disclaimer.

Yami-No I don't want to!

Mean while Kaiba dissolves away, after being hit

by the mallot you would, too.

Crazy Yugi Fan 101- DO IT NNOOOWWWW!

Yami-O.K. O.K.

( )Thought

(Disclaimer: She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any of the characters)

Chapter One

The arrival

Today started out like any other. As I stared out the window,

Nana my nanny brought the mail to me. (Lets see bills, junkmail, what's

this? Hhmm...It's a letter, and its got a ticket inside, and an invitation to Egypt.)

Suddenly, Nana called out, "Miss your friends are here." "O.k. I'm coming." (Wait until I show Yami what I got in the mail. I hope he'll be happy) I hurried on down to meet them. When I got there I found out that Yami wasn't the only one there, Kaiba was there and he was arguing with Yami as usual.

"Kaiba why do you always show up whenever I come to see Teana? Hhmm?"

"Well You're not the only one that has a crush on her you know." " Yeah well you're not married to her like I am, Kaiba!" I knew it was time speak up before Yami sent Kaiba to the Shadow Realm. "Excuse me but what's going on here." "Uh...um...Nothing .Right Kaiba?" Yeah. Yeah nothing. Nothing at all"

"It don't look like nothing." The two of them were blushing. Well told them what I got in the mail that morning. "I got three tickets in the mail this morning." "To where, might I ask?" "Well its to Egypt, home of the ancient Pharoahs." "Does it say how long you get to stay there?" "Well Kaiba, let me look. It says here that its a 2 night, 3 day stay there, but it doesn't say what the name of the hotel is." " That is strange. "

"Well do guys want to go or no? Yay or Nay?" "I'll go with you.So that I can protect you." Kaiba then chimed in, "I'll go, too. Just in case you both need money." "Kaiba you should remember that I'm rich. Well...oh I just now noticed that it says here that the plane leaves tomorrow at 7:00A.M. Well I think you guys should stay the night but in separate rooms. This way we'll be on time. What do you all say?" They ageed. "Sure. Sounds like a good plan. Do you agree Kaiba." "Yes I agree." So they hurried to go get their stuff packed. They got back just as I finished packing. I lead them to their rooms. " We'll get up at 5:30A.M., so that we'll have an hour and a half to get ready and to leave. Sound good?"

"Sounds good to me." Yami gave me kiss so as to reasure me. Kaiba hrumped. After dinner we all went to bed so we could get up in the morning, just in case I'll set my clock for 5:15A.M. just to be safe. The next morning I woke Yami fifteen minutes after I got up, and then I woke Kaiba up. Kaiba was a pain in the ass to get up. "Get up now damnit or you'll be left behind." That seemed to wake him up but I didn't stay to find out. We ate and then left for the airport. We got there with ten minutes to spare. Kaiba was cranky. He kept cussing me out. "Damn bitch. Damn slut.Fucking bitch." Yami punched Kaiba and knocked his ass O-U-T, OUT!

The plane left the airport at precisely 7:00A.M on the dot. During the flight Yami kept bugging the fucking hell out of me. He kept asking what birds are( middle finger sticking in the air)and what things we were going to see. I told him to just relax you'll find out soon enough.

Well aftertwo hours of flying we were finally in Egypt.What mysteries await us? We'd soon find out.

The-End of Chpt One

CrazyYugiFan101-We'll continue this story if I get 5 good reviews,

not bad ones or no story!

Yami-Ewww! What the hell am I standing in?

CrazyYugiFan101-You're standing in Kaiba.

Yami-What! You mad bitch!

CrazyYugiFan101-Do you want me to turn you

into mush? Hhmm!

Door opens and Yugi walks in.

Yugi-Hey Yami what's uuupppp?

Yami-Saved by the Yugi.

CrazyYugiFan101-Well I hope you give me good reviews.

Excuse me now while I teach Yami not to disobey me, and Yugi as well. (Chases both of them with her mallot)

Yugi/Yami-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOHHHHHSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!