Roy, What are you Doing Here?

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Ok, this is a continuation from the previous chapter, it's a little yaoi-ish I guess… just to warn you…

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist…

One week after the Al shower incident

"Hey nii-san, it's been a week since you mentioned the Roy thing. Could you tell me what happened?" Al asked.

Ed shuddered. "I guess… but we'll have to go through a flashback."

"Okay, lets start that flashback!"

Flashback to about two weeks ago

"Boy, I'm tired, I can't wait to get home and fall asleep," Ed thought to himself as he was making his way back to his apartment after a long day of work.

Ed walks into his apartment. "Hey what's that noise? Is someone taking a shower in my house?"

Ed then bursts into his bathroom with his arm transmuted into a blade getting ready to stab the weirdo who decided to use his shower. He quickly opens up the curtain to see Roy in there. "ARGH! I'M BLIND!"

Roy just stood there staring at Ed twitching on the ground, then continued with his shower.

After about half an hour, Ed finally got over his seizure. He got up and went into his living room to see Roy sitting there in his towel reading a book and eating some Pocky that was found in Ed's snack cabinet. Ed just stood there wondering what was going on because he didn't remember ever asking Roy to come to his house to take a shower and eat his Pocky.

Roy finally noticed that Ed was staring at him. "Hey, Fullmetal! What are you doing in my apartment?"

"Your apartment? This is my apartment! Why are you eating my Pocky?"

Roy looked utterly confused. "Your apartment? I thought it was mine. Oh, well… here you can have your Pocky back." Roy handed Edward a half eaten box of Pocky.

Ed grumbled, "Thanks… Erm, you can stay here a little bit if you want, just get some clothes on!"

"Oh yeah, I was wondering why all of my clothes consisted of red jackets, black shirts, leather pants, and were way too small for me… so I just sat here in a towel hoping that the unknown clothes would disappear and my normal clothes would appear. Since I found out that this is our room, I know my clothes won't appear. Excuse me while I get my clothes from my room." Roy gets up to leave.

"No, wait! Your going to blind people by walking out with a towel. Let me get your clothes for you."

Roy shrugs and sits back down. "Okay, I'll just sit here and wait. Could I have the rest of that Pocky?"

"Fine." Ed throws the Pocky at Roy's head.

While Roy was eating the rest of Ed's Pocky, Ed was searching for an outfit for Roy. "Wow, how can Roy find anything in this mess?" Ed thought while picking through the dump that was called Roy's apartment.

All of a sudden, Ed found a skimpy red dress that was his size. "AHH! There's a tag that says 'To: Ed' on it!" He quickly threw it across the room thoroughly disgusted. After that Ed quickly collected an outfit and left.

Then Ed got an idea as he was walking down the hall. "Maybe, I could give the Colonel the dress instead of his normal clothes…" Ed ran back to Roy's room, grabbed the dress, and stuffed it in the bag with the rest of Roy's clothes.

Ed walked into his room and handed Roy the dress. "Wow, Ed, I didn't think you felt that way about me. But this is the dress that I intended to give to you."

Ed runs out of the room screaming, "ROY'S GAY!"

Roy looked puzzled, shrugged, and said, "Oh well, so much for the surprise." He then notices his normal clothes on the floor and puts them on.

After Ed calmed down, he walked back into his room hoping that it was all a dream. He then saw the dress on the ground. "Oh crap, it wasn't a dream," Ed thought to himself.

"Oh, hey Fullmetal! Are you over your episode?"

Ed was dazed wondering what was going on, "Yeah, I guess. Why do you want to give me that dress?"

"Because I thought you'd look cute in it."

"…" Ed then passed out.

He then woke up, saw Roy and then just sat there staring at him. Roy had helped himself to another box of Pocky.

"Will you stop eating my Pocky?"

"Oh, sorry. Erm… do you want me to leave now?"

"Yeah, sure. You can come back another day if you want to. Just tell me that your coming over before you do."

"Okay, I'll send you a note to you when I want to come over. When I come over, you should wear that cute dress!"

"Don't count on it." Then he thought to himself, "Too bad it wouldn't fit Winry, I would've given it to her… why does she have to be taller than me?"

"Well you should try on that dress! I think it'll look nice on you!" Roy said quite cheerfully.

"Leave. Now. I don't want to continue this conversation." Ed was annoyed and a little disgusted at the same time.

Roy was disappointed. "Fine. Well, see you tomorrow at work…"

"Bye."

End Flashback

By now Al just stood there really disgusted. "You invited him to come over again?"

"Yeah, I thought that it was kind of nice that he gave me a gift… Wait! What am I saying?"

"Nii-san, lets just change the subject. I also never ever want to see you in that dress. It'll scar me for life."

"Fine with me. I don't intend wearing it." Ed walks over to his snack cabinet to get some food. "Roy ate all of my Pocky! When he comes over again, I'm going to tell him to buy me more Pocky!"

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: So will Ed ever wear that dress for Roy? Even I don't know…

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