What Taisa does Instead of his Paperwork (Part 1)

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Ok I got the idea for this from an episode of Fullmetal Alchemist, then made it completely messed up…

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"Ok, Havoc, Breda, Fury, and Farman. I want you four to keep an eye on the Colonel to make sure he does his paperwork. I want you guys to watch him for the next four days. After each day, report back to me to tell me if he was slacking off from his paperwork," said Furher Bradley.

"Yes, sir!" the four of them said in unison while saluting. Then they headed to Roy's office.

Day One

"Hmm… It seems like he's talking to someone, but I can't quite see who it is… oh, it's Fullmetal, no wonder I couldn't see him," Havoc said wile taking notes.

Then the four of them were listening into the conversation to see if it was work-related.

"You owe me Pocky, Roy!"

"Awww, why? Doesn't the dress make up for the Pocky?"

"Dress? What does he mean by dress? Maybe it was for Winry," Fury said as he was scribbling some more notes.

"I'm telling you for the last time! The dress doesn't make up for my Pocky! I'm never going to wear it!"

"I really wanted you to wear that dress! I think you'll look cute!"

"Ok, either Roy's gay, or I heard something wrong because I'm tired. I think that's enough for today. We'll tell the Furher that Roy did no paperwork and then talked to Fullmetal instead," Farman said.

Roy turns around tinking he heard something. "What is it?" Ed asked.

"I dunno, but I think I heard something outside the door listening to your conversation."

The four of them quickly ran for it before Roy got to the door to check.

"Whew, that was a close one, well see you guys tomorrow…" Breda said as they departed.

Day Two

"Okay, lets make sure the colonel doesn't hear us this time," Fury said. "It looks like Fullmetal is there again."

"Finally! You gave me my Pocky back! Don't eat my Pocky again. My Pocky…" Ed strokes the box of Pocky as if it was his pet.

"Ok, Ed, stop stroking the box, you're scaring me… Anyway, I thought I could come over your apartment in a week."

"Okay, fine with me. Just don't give me another dress. And, don't' use my shower."

"Use his shower? What is the colonel doing at Ed's house in his shower? Also, why did he give Ed a dress?" Farman said confused and disgusted visioning a perverted picture of Ed in a dress in his head.

"You know the Colonel is really starting to scare me. I thought he was straight since he wants all women in the military to wear mini-skirts… maybe it's a cover-up…" Havoc said while writing stuff down.

"Fullmetal, you want me to bring any food or stuff to your apartment when I come over?"

"Yeah, bring your own Pocky and some extra for me, your not going to eat any of mine."

"They like to talk about Pocky a lot don't they?" Farman asked while scribbling notes.

Roy's ears perk up. "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"Someone's outside the door again." Roy quickly rus to his door to see Havoc, Farman, Fury, and Breda running away. "I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU LISTENING INTO MY CONVERSATIONS EVER AGAIN! IF I SEE YOU AGAIN, I'LL TORCH YOU!"

"Well, see you later Colonel, I have some work to do…" Ed said as he was leaving.

"Yeah, I'll see you at my office tomorrow, right?"

"Sure…"

To be continued…

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: BUM BUM BUM! What will happen next? I'm not even sure, but I'm sure something messed up…

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crazyanimefreak15: AHHH! Don't fry my Edo! I like him un-fried thank you!