What Taisa does Instead of his Paperwork (Part 2)

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Ok this is the continuation of the previous one… duh…

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Day Three

"Okay, Fullmetal is there, again. I wonder why the colonel would want Fullmetal in his office so much…" Farman said while taking notes.

"No! I'm never going to wear that dress! Your money went to waste." Ed was angry at Roy for asking him for the millionth time to wear the dress.

"What is with that dress? Why does the Colonel want Fullmetal to wear a dress so bad? We must investigate this matter further." Fury scribbled this as he was saying it.

"Hey, I'm hungry. Do you have any food around here, Roy?"

"Yeah, in that closet, I keep a secret stash of Pocky."

"Yay! Pocky!" Ed dives into the closet and starts eating Pocky.

"Don't eat that much, it'll make you sick… but you don't' hear me do you?"

Ed just ignored Roy and continued to eat Pocky to his heart's, or should I say stomach's, content.

He finally comes out of the closet groaning, "I feel sick…"

"I told you not to yeah that much but did you listen to me? No. AHHH! Don't do that! I just got the floor waxed! Ewww… After you're done, Fullmetal, you have to clean that up."

"I think Fullmetal likes Pocky too much. He just ate until he puked…" Havoc said while grimacing because he just saw Ed vomit all over Roy's floor.

Ed was scrubbing the floor until he noticed that Roy was walking towards the door. "Where are you going?"

"Oh, I think I heard someone, think I should torch them?" Roy had an evil look on his face.

Ed sighed, "No, just tell them to go away. You don't want more paperwork, do you?"

"No, I have enough paperwork as it is…" Roy opens the door to see no one there, but there was a piece of paper that was left behind saying, 'Oh no, the Colonel noticed us outside the door again. We have to run now.' "So that's why there were people outside my door for the past few days." Roy walks back into his office.

"What did you find?" Ed was still scrubbing the floor.

"Oh, nothing."

Ed finished scrubbing the floor. "Okay, well I'm done cleaning your floor, and I have work to do. See you tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah, in my office, of course."

Day Four

"Good, it's the last day. Hopefully, we'll never have to do this again." Breda said.

"Hey, Roy, I got a surprise for you."

"What is it?"

"You have to guess." Ed had a huge smile on his face.

"Ummm… I dunno. I'm terrible at guessing games."

"I'll give you a clue. It's red."

"You didn't… Your wearing the dress?"

"Yup, under my clothes. You want to see?"

"Oh yes! Let me just close and lock the door before I see." Roy walks over to the door, closes it, and locks it. "I can't believe your actually wearing the dress! I didn't think you would!"

"Yeah, well, you were bugging me so much. I got annoyed and put the dress on for you. This is a one time thing, so enjoy it… wow, that sounded so wrong."

Roy laughs, "You right, that did sound wrong, but I will enjoy it! I'm so happy!"

Ed then takes off his normal clothes to reveal a skimpy red dress. Roy noticed Ed had drawn a symbol similar to the one on his jacket on the upper right corner of his dress. "I like that you drew a small Nicholas Flammel symbol on your dress."

"Thanks, I like it, and I thought you'd like it, too. I also have another surprise for you."

"OOO, what is it?"

Ed held out a bag that said 'Victoria's Secret' on it.

"Oh, you didn't…" Roy said wile taking the bag.

"Oh, yes I did. I got a nice skimpy dress like mine just for you."

"Oh! And it's blue, too! Now we match our normal clothes!"

Havoc, Farman, Breda, and Fury just sat there staring at eachother wondering what was going on. All four of them had perverted pictures in their heads of Ed and Roy in dresses. Havoc had fallen over from pure shock.

Roy and Ed heard a loud THUMP! outside. "Torch them," Ed simply said.

SNAP! BOOM! Part of the wall was blown out, and there Breda, Fury, Farman, and Havoc were sprawled out on the floor with close to third degree burns and rubble on them.

Just before this happened, Ed had run into Roy's closed with his normal clothes to change so that no on e could say that he was in a dress.

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE?"

The four of them were very frightened. "O-Orders from the F-Furher, s-sir."

"WHY WOUD THE FURHER WANT YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON ME?" Roy was really angry at the fact that they heard about the whole dress thing.

"B-Because, you s-slacked off y-y-your p-paperwork."

"Oh, well, if you have orders to listen into my conversations again, make something up. Forget everything that you saw and/or heard. Don't mention anything to anyone either. That's an order."

"Y-Yes, s-sir!" They quickly ran away, wincing from the burns.

"Okay, I'm defiantly never going to talk about that stuff in your office again. Rumors will be spreading."

"Yeah, I know. Let's keep any discussions that are dress related in our apartment."

"Agreed. Well, I'm probably not going to see you tomorrow after what just happened." Ed sighed.

"I agree. Well, I'll defiantly see you in a few days at your apartment!"

"Yeah, see ya!"

"Bye!"

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Geez, that was a long one! Well this one just came up off the top of my head and I hope you really liked it. The next chapter will probably be when Roy visit's Ed's apartment. Al should show up in this story more… I'll try to fit him in the next chapter too…

Time for the reviewers!

crazyanimefreak15: But he still got burned! That's mean!

Spearette: No! Don't turn my Edo into a waffle! Although, that would be kind of cool if they put Ed on Eggo (I don't own them) waffles… I would buy lots and lots of boxes of it!

DarkButterfly3125: O, fine be that way about the detail! I'm glad that you like the humor in it though!

Mika1999: talks evil penguin army to not attack me Don't worry I updated! I'm glad you think it's strange, I'm a strange person… oO