When Roy Goes Over Ed's Apartment

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Ok, if you don't know what wasabi is, it's closely related to horseradish, but it's a lot spicier. In Japan they really have wasabi eating contests…

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Ed hears a knock at his door while he's doing last minute cleaning. "It's open!" Ed yelled. "Hello, Colonel."

"Hey, Fullmetal. Wow, you cleaned your place just for me?"

"Yeah, kind of. Also, it really needed to be cleaned. Did you bring any food?"

"Always thinking about food, aren't you? Well, after the Pocky incident a few days ago, I decided to not bring any today."

"Don't mention Pocky. I feel sick thinking about it. So what did you bring?" Ed asked, who was really hungry after all of the cleaning.

"I thought we could have a wasabi eating contest. So I brought some wasabi."

"I don't see any wasabi," Ed said while searching Roy.

"Oops, I left it in my apartment. Let me go get it." Roy was walking towards the door.

"No, let me go get it. You just make yourself comfortable until I come back." Roy shrugged and sat down while Ed left.

"Muahahahaha… I'll grab the wasabi and his dress… then make a bet…" Ed thought as he got the wasabi out of the ice box and grabbed Roy's dress.

Ed walks back into the room to see Roy talking to Al. "Al, when did you get here?"

"Oh, hey, nii-san! I came while you were gone because I found this cat in the street." Al opens his breastplate to show a cat.

"Al, how many times do I have to tell you? I can't have a cat in the apartment. It's not allowed." Ed was angry at Al.

"You're so mean, nii-san! Could I at least keep him for the day?"

"Fine, but you have to be the judge for the wasabi eating contest."

"Yay! Okay, what are the rules?" Al asked.

"The rules are that you eat as many wasabis as you can until you can't stand the spiciness anymore. There'll be a glass of milk next to you. If you drink the milk, you lose," Roy explained.

"I hate milk. I want juice," Ed said. "Also, let's make this more interesting. Whoever loses has to go to work wearing a dress." Ed was waving the bag with the dress in it with an evil smile on his face.

"Where did you get that dress?" Al asked.

"Never you mind, Al. So what do you say, Roy?"

"I accept your wager." Roy hands Al a pen and paper. "Here, use this to keep score of how many wasabis we ate."

"Okay, is everyone ready?" Al asked.

Ed and Roy sat down with plates of wasabi in front of them. Then said in unison, "Yeah."

"Okay. Ready, Steady, GO!" Al waved a flag that appeared from no where.

Ed and Roy immediately started eating the wasabis. After about two wasabis each, their eyes were tearing.

"Getting too hot for you?" Ed asked Roy wile shoveling wasabis into his mouth.

"You wish, I'm not wearing that dress to work."

After about five wasabis each, Roy started showing weakness. Ed was still going strong, but he too didn't feel his greatest.

When Roy had eaten eight wasabis, he quickly grabbed his glass of milk. "Ha! I win! Mmph!" Ed then vomited.

"Well, Roy, it looks like you have to be a cross-dresser for a day." Al started laughing, then looked at Ed. "Nii-san, maybe you should go do that in the bathroom…"

Ed ran to the bathroom still vomiting. "I was almost sure I was going to win…" Roy trailed off because he then started choking on his milk that he was still drinking.

Ed then walked out of the bathroom looking pale, but felling a lot better. "Oh, yeah. Roy since you're the loser, you also have to clean that up." Ed pointed at the pool of wasabi sick.

"Ewww… could I at least have some rubber gloves?"

Al pulled out some rubber gloves from the same spot as the flag and handed them to Roy. "Here you go." Al also handed Roy a bucket of water, a towel, and a scrubbing brush.

Roy finished cleaning the floor when Ed said, "I can't wait to see you at work tomorrow!"

"Yeah, great… I guess I should leave and come up with a plan to get back at you…" Roy mumbled.

"What was that, Roy?" Ed asked even though he knew perfectly well what he said.

"Oh, nothing. I'll see you tomorrow, I guess…" Roy sighed and walked out the door.

Ed and Al were snickering while Roy was leaving. "I'm defiantly coming with you to work tomorrow to see Roy."

Then a loud "MEW!" that came from Al.

"Okay, Al, you have to put the cat back outside."

"Awww, come on, nii-san!"

"No, I don't want to be kicked out of my apartment."

"Fine…" Al sulked out the door.

"I never want to eat wasabis again," Ed thought to himself.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, next you'll hear about Roy's wonderful day at work as a cross-dresser!

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