Roy's Day at Work

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Ok, the camera that I'm talking about in this is one of those Polaroid (who I dont' own) cameras. You know the kind that you take a picture and the picture comes out of the camera a few seconds later... well anyway, this is Roy's day at work wearing a dress! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hagane No Renkinjutsushi (aka Fullmetal Alchemist)... blah blah blah...

"Oh, great. I'm going to have a wonderful day at work! Everyone's going to think I'm a cross-dresser," Roy thought to himself while walking to work. He was in a dres due to the fact that he lost a bet in wasabi eating contest.

"Nice dress, Colonel," Havoc snickered while walking past him.

"I'm so going to kill Fullmetal for this." Roy started thinking of a plan to get back at Ed. "Maybe we can do another fight for out assessments and make a bet on that… but assessments aren't for another three months…"

Roy hears two people in his office laughing. He opens up the door to see Ed sitting at his desk and Al standing nect to him. "What are you doing in my office? Fullmetal, get your feet off my desk."

Ed sighed, took his feet off his desk, looked from Roy to Al then burst out laughing. Al started laughing, too. "Colonel, how do you like the dress? Pbbt!" Ed said while stifling a laugh.

"I'm jst going to sit in my office for the rest of the day. Nobody's coming or leaving except for you two. Leave now."

Ed had an evil grin on his face. "Aww, but that would be no fun. Lucky for you, that camera over there just took your picture." There was a flash from the camera.

"Nii-san, where did you get that camera? Automatic cameras haven't been invented yet." Al started poking the camera because he's never seen one before.

"Stop poking that. I don't know where I got it, but somehow I knew how to use it… wow, that's strange…" Ed got confused wondering where he got the camera and how he knew how to use it. "Well, anyway, I'm going to copy this picture and post it all over the military building!"

"How are you going to copy the picture? Copy machines haven't been invented yet." Roy ate his words when a copy machine suddenly appeared in the room.

Ed pointed at the machine and said, "I'll use that, and somehow I know how to use that too…"

"Wow, nii-san, I knew you were smart, but I didn't know you knew how to use machines from the future…" Al was confused.

Ed started copying hundereds of pictures, then ran out of the door when the compy machine was done with copying. "Al, go make some tape magically appear like you did a few weeks ago."

Al makes some tape magically appear and hands it to Ed. "Here you go, nii-san. Let's go post there pictures by the Furher's office first!"

"I like the way you think, Al. See you later, Colonel!" Ed was giggling manically as he was leaving.

Roy was left all alone in his office. "Great, with those two posting pictures all over the place, everyone in town will think I'm a cross-dresser."

Riza walks into Roy's office, sees Roy, then says, "Did I walk in at a bad time, sir?"

"No, it's okay, I lost a bet. What did you come here for?"

Riza started looking around the room trying to not look at Roy. "I have some more paperwork for you. They need to be finished by tomorrow."

"Ugh, more paperwork?" Roy really didn't feel like doing paperwork, like always.

"Yes, well, you wouldn't have so much if you didn't blow that hole in the wall…"

"Oh, yeah, oops. Well, I guess I guess I should start that paperwork…"

Riza hands Roy a stack of papers, salutes, and leaves, laughing.

"Wow, I must look really stupid if Riza left laughing." Roy then sat down, and signed his name on a few papers. After signing about five papers, he let his mind drift off to think about his revenge. "Maybe we could play Twister, I always win in that game, but then again, Ed's so small, he can fit anywhere in any position…"

Roy then walked to his window, forgetting he had the dress on. Then he saw some old lady look at his window, point at him, and screamed. Roy quickly closed the curtains before anyone else saw him.

"I could kidnap Al and leave his head behind for the day, but I don't want to get arrested… I know, while Ed is sleeping, I could take his arm and leg and hide them. That's a perfect idea!" Roy starts writing his evil plan of revenge down so he wouldn't forget.

An hour later, Ed and Al walked in. "Hey, Colonel! You're now the laughing stock of the whole military!"

Roy grumbled, "Great…"

"Well, see you tomorrow!" Ed left, laughing along with Al.

"I'll get him tonight…" Roy thought to himself.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: So the next chapter will be Roy's plan being put into action! There might be some randomness from the homunculi too!

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