Roy's Evil Plan to Get Back at Ed (Part 2)

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm sorry if I don't update until Saturday, but I'm actually grounded from the computer right now. I'm also going away for four days to marching band camp.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, if I did, Ed would be in his boxers all the time... muahahahahaha!

"Roy is going to be so dead when I'm done with him," Ed thought while crutching down the hall. Then, Fury brushed Ed on the shoulder as they passed, making Ed fall over.

Fury starts bowing and apologizing, "I'm so sorry, sir, I didn't bean to make you fall over…" Fury looks at Ed. "Sir, why don't you have your arm, leg, or clothes?"

Ed just said one word, "Roy."

Fury understood, bowed again, and left.

Ed got to the door of Roy's office. Ed burst into the room seeing Roy cleaning the windows. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"

"Well, you see, when we did that wasabi eating contest, I intended to win. But then you had to come up with that bet because you knew that you could eat wasabis easily. I didn't know that you put wasabis in a lot of your food until Al told me after the contest. So, after being the laughing stock of the town, I wanted revenge. Then, I came up with the idea to steal your limbs. I thought of the boxer thing at last moment. By the way, I like your alchemy array boxers." Roy started laughing.

"YOU IDIOT! I WANT MY LIMBS BACK NOW!" Ed was really angry, but kind of happy that Roy liked his boxers covered in alchemy arrays.

"Nuh, uh! You can't have your limbs back until the end of the day. You'll just have to limp around the building for the rest of the day!" Roy had an evil grin on his face. He was enjoying this so much, especially since it was an excuse to see Ed in his boxers. "Man, I'm dead," Roy thought.

Ed started beating Roy with his crutch. "Hey! OW! You can't do that to me! OW! I'm a higher rank than you! OW!"

"I… don't… care!" Ed said while still beating Roy.

Riza then walked in, saw what was going on, and left without saying a word. Neither of them noticed.

Ed finally stopped beating Roy because Al had walked into the room. "Nii-san! What were you doing to the Colonel?"

"Venting my anger out on him…" Ed mumbled.

"You know, you could have gotten fired for doing that." Roy sat up, covered in bruises. "But I understand that you were very angry with me for taking your limbs." Roy then started laughing manically. "That's why I'm still not giving them back to you!"

Ed was about to start beating Roy again until Envy walked into the room disguised as Riza. "So, Hagane no Chibi-san, how's it like not having your limbs and being almost naked at work?" He said while transforming back to his normal self.

Ed was still really angry, and got even angrier when Envy commented about his height. He then started beating Envy instead. Roy and Al just stood there wile watching Ed beat Envy with his crutch yelling, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORTY THAT HAS TO BE LOOKED THROUGH A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO ACTUALLY BE SEEN?"

Al finally decided that Ed had vented out enough anger and pulled him away from Envy. "Okay, nii-san, that's enough for one day. How about you just stay in the Colonel's office for today so that you don't have to move much."

"There's no way I'm keeping him in my office, unless he stops beating me," Roy said.

"Will you stop beating the Colonel?" Al asked Ed.

Ed sighed. "Fine…"

"Well, this isn't fun anymore, I'm leaving," Envy said while transforming back to Riza and then he left.

"Well, I'm going to go back to our apartment, okay?" Al told Ed.

"Okay, see you after work…" Ed told Al as he was leaving.

Roy then walked over to the door and closed it. "Now we're all alone." Roy smirked.

"Yeah, so?" Then Ed thought about how Roy had said 'Now we're all alone' and said, "Ew! You perv!" Ed dragged himself into a corner trying to hide form Roy. It didn't work too well.

"You know, you look cute in your boxers, too." Roy started walking towards Ed.

"Ahhh! Get away from me!" Ed started waving his crutch around as he was pushing himself across the room.

Ed's boxers started to slide dangerously low as he pushed himself across the room. Ed immediately hitched them up before Roy saw anything.

"Aww, you're no fun, Ed. You know I wouldn't do anything to you without your consent." Roy smirked. "Do I have your permission?"

"Not in here!" Ed pointed at Roy's desk. "Do your work!"

"'Not in there', huh? So that means somewhere else I may have your consent?" Roy was very hopeful that Ed would say yes.

Ed smirked. "Maybe… now go do your work."

Roy's eyes lit up. "Do you want to come over my apartment in two days?"

"Depends on whether I get my limbs back."

Roy thought about it for a minute. "Fine, your limbs are in my closet. You also have the rest of the day off because I know it's painful to put your automail back in the socket."

"Thanks, I'll be over at your apartment in two days!" Ed limped out the door towards Roy's apartment.

Roy cheered, "Yay!"

Ed got to Roy's apartment, went to the closet, and found his limbs in there. "Well, I should put them back on in my room on my bed."

Ed crutched over to his room and saw Al sitting in a chir reading a book on Alchemy. Al looked up from his book to see Ed in the doorway. "Why are you back home early, nii-san?

"Oh, the Colonel let me off early and gave me back my limbs." Ed held up his limbs to show Al.

"That was nice of him. Would you like me to help you put them back on?"

"Yeah, if I do it on my own, I would only be able to put one limb on, then pass out." Ed handed the limbs to Al.

"Okay, leg first on the count of three. One… two… three." Click! Ed's leg was attacked and Ed stifled a cry of pain. "Are you okay?"

Ed was wincing. "Yeah… just quickly do the arm before I pass out."

"Okay. Again on the count of three. One… two… three." Click! Ed stifled another cry of pain and passed out on the bed.

Al pulled a blanket over him and went back to reading his book.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Okay, the next entry will probably be Ed at Roy's apartment! What will happen there? I don't even know...

Oh, the insane reviewers!

Angel-of-Music1331: Well there you go! Hope you enjoyed Ed's day at work in his boxers!

sammz111: WERD!