Ed Goes Over Roy's Apartment

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm back from band camp! The whole pie and Cornello thing actually happened to me. I stayed up until 5 AM talking about pie and how the name Cornello sounded funny. I drew two of my friends a piece of pie at like 4 in the morning also... I only got an hour of sleep that night... had to drink two cups of coffee and I still wan't awake...

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, but the beginning you can't steal because it's based on an exprience that I hadat band camp...

There was knocking at Roy's door. "Come in," Roy yelled at the door. "Hey, Fullmetal."

"Hello, Colonel, I'm so tired…" Ed looked like he was going to pass out at any moment. He then collapsed onto Roy's couch.

"Why are you so tired?"

"Winry came over last night to visit and she didn't leave until five o'clock in the morning. She spent the whole night talking about how she liked pie and how 'Cornello' was a funny name." Ed yawned.

"She thought 'Cornello' was a funny name?"

"Yes, she said it sounded like 'corn cello'."

"'Corn cello'? Interesting… is she seeing a therapist?"

"Sadly, no." Ed sighed. "I don't feel like doing anything today… I'm sorry."

"It's okay, just don't invite Winry over the night before we see each other again…" Roy was disappointed. "Are you sure you don't want to do anything? I'll even put on the dress for you…"

"You can put the dress on if you really want to, but I'm not going to do anything…"

Envy suddenly hops through the window.

"Yo, Hagane No Chibi-san! Hey, Colonel."

Ed suddenly wasn't tired anymore and started spazing at the comment on his height.

"Geez, could you not spaz at every little comment on your height? What are you doing?"

"Oh, I invited Ed to come over and we were just sitting here thinking of what we should do. You want to stay?" Roy was thinking of something to do with Envy.

"Sure, why not. I have nothing better else to do. I just have to leave at eight o'clock to pick up my skorts from the dry cleaners."

"Yay! Now, put this dress on Envy." Roy holds up a black dress.

"Okay, it's not like it's any different from what I normally wear…" Envy walks into Roy's bathroom to get changed.

Envy walks out of the bathroom with the dress on. It actually looks really nice on him.

"Wow, if I didn't know that you were a guy, I'd go out with you," Ed commented.

"You didn't say that when I wore my dress!" Roy felt hurt.

"That's because you look too much like a guy. Envy almost looks like a girl. Winry thinks that he's a girl, I forgot to tell her that he's a cross-dressing guy…"

"Winry thinks I'm a girl! Can't she tell that I'm flat-chested like a guy?" Envy was a little mad.

"Well, you see, Winry didn't think of that. Girls generally don't look at other girl's chests unless they're lesbians."

Neither of them had noticed that Roy left and changed into his dress. "Hello! I decided to wear my dress because I got bored!"

Ed jus sat there wondering why he was there looking at two guys in dresses. Then he decided he would join in. "I'll be right back." Ed left the room to go get his dress.

After a few minutes, Ed came back, dress in hand, and headed towards the bathroom. On his way to the bathroom, Ed trips on something and fell into Envy. Both of them were on the floor, and Envy's dress had been flipped up.

"OH MY GOD! ENVY HAS NO UNDERWEAR ON! I'M BLIND!" Ed screamed.

"Envy, why don't you wear underwear?" Roy asked not caring that Envy was wearing nothing under the dress.

"Well, you see, with wearing those spandex shorts, underwear bunches up and it gets really annoying. So I decided not to wear underwear anymore."

Ed had gotten over his episode and continued to the bathroom and put his dress on. Ed had even pulled his hair out of the braid because he knew Roy liked his hair down with the dress on.

Ed walks back into the room and saw Roy and Envy talking to each other. "Hey, chibi-san, now you look like a girl, too," Envy said playfully.

"Yeah, well, at least I'm wearing underwear." Ed pulls up his dress to show some Nicholas Flammel symboled boxers.

The clock chimed eight o'clock. "I got to go now, thanks for the dress Roy. I love it!"

"No problem. Just, next time you wear that dress, wear underwear. I don't want to disturb Ed again."

Envy sighed. "Fine. Just let me change." Envy changed in the bathroom, walked into the main room, over to the window, and jumped out.

Ed and Roy just sat there for a few minutes wondering what they should do. "Well, I guess I'll go to, I need sleep." Ed gets up to leave not caring that he was in a dress.

"Hold on a second." Roy runs over to his desk, writes something, and hands it to Ed. "Read this when you get to your apartment."

Ed walks back to his apartment. Luckily, no one was in the hall at the time. He then walks through the door to see that Al wasn't there. "I guess he went to see Winry," Ed thought.

Then Ed opened up the note to see that it said:

Come over again in a week and bring your dress. Please reply. Gibe me a note at work.

Love,

Roy

"Eh, it wouldn't hurt to go…" Ed thought.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm so tired from band camp, but I didn't want to let my reviewers down by making them wait a whole extra day! I'm sorry if you don't like the chapter due to some scary stuff with Envy... just for future reference, I'm not going to turn this into an EdXEnvy thing... It's wrong for spoilerific reasons that I can't say...

To the reviewers!

crazyanimefreak15: I guess it did answer the Ed: boxers or breifs question! XD And this one answered the Envy: Boxers or breifs too! He wears neither! I scared people with my Envy drawing that I hung up in my cabin... they thought he was a girl at first...

Angel-of-Music1331: I'm glad that you thought it was amusing! I hoped that this chapter was worth the week's wait...