At Winry's House

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm so sorry if this chapter isn't very good, but my muse left me... I tried really hard to make something funny, but none of it is laugh until you die funny...

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist... blah... blah... blah...

Al got off the train first. "Hi, Winry!"

"Hi, Al! Hi, Ed! Why do you look so angry, Ed?"

Al whispered to Winry, "Lots of people called him short on the train and I tried to give him milk like you said."

Winry understood and walked over to a shop to buy Ed some muffins and juice. Winry handed the food to Ed. "Here you go! This should make you feel better."

Ed started eating the food immediately, looking a lot happier. Winry just stood there looking a little disgusted as she watched Ed eat an entire bag of muffins in less than five minutes, then said, "Let's go back to my house!"

At Winry's House

"So, are you staying for the night, too?" Aunt Pinako asked Ed and Al.

"Sure, we brought some of our clothes just in case," Ed said.

"Here, give me your bags, and I'll take them to your room to unpack them." Winry walked over to take the suitcases.

"No, that's okay! I'll take them up!" Ed said in a slightly high-pitched voice.

"Fine, I was just trying to be nice…"

Ed and Al walked up to the spare room and put their suitcases on their beds. "Why didn't you let Winry take our bags for us?"

"Umm… I just wanted to unpack myself. I didn't want to bother her," Ed said nervously as if he was hiding something. "Al, why did you bring a suitcase? You don't need to change your clothes…" Ed quickly changed the subject.

"Sure I do. I have to make sure my loincloth is clean. It does get dirty you know."

"And you had to bring a big suitcase for it?"

"Well, we don't have any small suitcases…" It was now Al's turn to hide something.

Ed quickly runs over to Al's suitcase and opens it. "You put a cat in your suitcase?"

"Well, I saw the cat and I wanted to keep it…"

"You know, you could've killed the cat with it in the suitcase." Ed was a little angry at Al.

"No, actually, there are small holes in it. I transmuted them into the suitcase when you weren't looking." Al runs across the room to try and open Ed's suitcase to see what he was hiding. Ed was too fast for Al and blocked him. "What are you hiding, nii-san?"

"Nothing…"

"Then let me look since you shouldn't care if I see nothing." Al crossed his arms.

Ed shuffled away from his bag unwillingly. "Please don't let him notice the dress. Please don't let him notice the dress," Ed was thinking as Al was searching his bag.

Al had found the dress. "Nii-san, what is this?" Al held the dress up as if it was radioactive.

"I was planning on giving it to Winry…?" Ed was hoping his lie would work.

"But, nii-san, it looks like it's already been worn and the same symbol that's on your jacket is on the dress… Do I wan to know what you've been doing with Roy?" Al threw the dress at Ed and started edging toward the door, away from Ed.

"No, you don't want to know… I'm hungry when are we having dinner?" Ed changed the subject immediately to stop further questioning.

Al had already left the room questioning Ed's sanity. He then remembered that he left the cat in the room. So he turned around and went back. Al walked into the room, grabbed the cat and left again.

"What do I do now? Now Al thinks I'm gay and insane…" Ed thought while looking out the window.

Then Ed heard Winry yell, "Dinner!" and he ran down there as fast as he could.

Ed just ate everything quickly then rand outside. Then Ed walked back in and asked for more food.

"Why do you need more food? You already ate a lot." Aunt Pinako was already cleaning up.

"Ummm… I got hungry again."

"Did you actually get taller?"

Ed looked nervous, "U-uhh… no…"

Then Aunt Pinako saw Ed walking outside with Winry and Al, too. "Who are you! You're not Ed! You're too tall to be the real Ed!" Aunt Pinako grabbed a pan and beat "Ed" with it.

"OW! Stop it! OW! It's Envy! OW!" Envy transformed back to his normal form.

"Oh, sorry Envy. You could've just come in as yourself…" Aunt Pinako hands him a plate of food.

Envy was rubbing his head as he took th food. "It was Ed's idea, he wanted to confuse you…"

Ed, Winry, and Al had gone over to Trisha's grave to pay their respects while Envy was eating.

After about fifteen minutes at the grave, Ed said, "Well, I've had enough. Let's go home."

That night, Envy decided to stay over and he slept in Ed and Al's room. Envy was bored out of his mind while Ed and Al were reading.

All of a sudden a nail went right through the window, breaking it, scaring Ed and Al half to death in the process. Envy was unfazed. He then walked over to the window and said, "Hey, Lust. Did you come to get me?"

"Yes, Gluttony and I have been looking for you all day. What are you doing here?"

"I felt like getting some food and decided to stay over. I'm very bored though. The chibi and Al are just reading…"

Ed's ears perked up when he heard the word "chibi". Ed ran over to Envy and smacked him with his book upside the head, causing Envy to fall out the window.

"Well, let's go Gluttony, we have Envy now. You forgot it was poker night, didn't you, Envy?"

"Oh, yeah! I'm going to win tonight! Stupid Greed, I swear he cheats…"

"Well, that was very weird. We should go to bed not. We need to travel back to East Central tomorrow," Al said, putting his book away and petting his cat.

"You're right Al, and will you get rid of that cat!" Ed put his book away as well.

"No, I'm going to see if Winry will take him in."

"Fine… Good night." Ed switched off the light.

"Good night, nii-san."

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm sorry that it's so long, but I didn't feel like making it a two part chapter... I decided to work Lust into the story somewhere. She's a cool character... Next chapter will be at Roy's house probably!

Only one review! (cries)

crazyanimefreak15: You are the only reviewer! Everyone else was mean... I'm sorry if I scarred you for life with the 9th chapter and

I'm sorry that the last chapter wasn't that funny... I'm such a terrible person...