Ed Visits Roy at the Hospital

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, as you know, Roy ended up in the hospital... Ed decided to pay him a visit as Al makes him say that he's sorry. Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did, it wouldn't be as good as it really is! If that made any sense...

"Visitors for you Mr. Mustang." A nurse had walked into Roy's room to tell him this.

"Who are they?" Roy sat up.

"A suit of armor and a short kid who says he's the Fullmetal Alchemist."

"Send them in."

The nurse bowed and left to get Ed and Al. Roy could hear Ed spazing because the nurse had called him short. They entered Roy's room. Al pushed Ed in front of him. "Go ahead, nii-san."

"I'm sorry, Colonel. I got you a real birthday present, too." Ed handed Roy a gift that had a tag on it that said, "Don't open until Al leaves."

Roy smiled. "Thank you, Ed. I really appreciate it, but I'm the one that owes you an apology. It's my fault I got hurt. That was a pretty nice bat you made, too."

Ed scratched the back of his head and laughed a little bit. "How are you feeling? I know that must've been really painful…"

"I'm feeling much better now. I still can't walk properly, though. I should be back to work in about two days."

"Hey, Al. Could you leave? I think we're about halfway to Winry's. How about you go visit her." Ed hands Al some money.

"Okay, I'll see you later!" Al leaves.

"You can open your present now."

"Yay! I wonder what it is!" Roy opened up the present to show boxers that said on the butt, "Belongs to the Fullmetal Alchemist". Roy's eye twitched then he said, "You got these custom made?"

"Yup! I thought it would be funny, so I got them."

After Roy looked at the boxers for a minute, he deiced that he liked them. "Thanks, Ed. I really like them. When is your birthday?"

"In a few months. Just so that you know, Lust and Envy are outside of your window." Ed pointed at the window.

Roy looked over towards the window and said, "Let them in." Roy put away his gift so that Lust couldn't see. He knew Envy wouldn't care, though.

Ed walked over and unlatched the window, letting Envy and Lust in. "Where's Gluttony? Usually he's with you two."

"Oh, he's on the ground. He can't climb trees," Lust said.

Ed looked out the window and down onto the ground. Sure enough, Gluttony was on the ground eating a close by tree.

"Roy, why weren't we invited to your party? I heard you had great entertainment," Envy asked Roy.

"Oh, I didn't invite you because a lot of military people were at the party. I didn't want you to get arrested or anything."

"Good point. I also heard hat the Chibi over here was the one that sent you to the hospital. What did he do to you?"

Ed was spazing in the background. "Well, Ed was the entertainment at my party. I didn't tell him that it was a party that he was going to. I told him to wear this dress, so he did. I thin trapped him in a room full of people then let him run around a little bit. Then, I told Al to take him outside while he was still in the dress. Ed started attacking people outside. After Al took him inside to get his clothes changed, they came back to my party. Ed was still really mad at me, and transmuted my bed into a metal bat. He then took the bat and swung it at a particularly sensitive spot below the belt, if you know what I mean."

Envy winced. "Ouch. He must've hit you really hard to land you in the hospital."

"Ed was wearing a dress on his own free will? Since when did he have a dress?" Lust asked. Keep in mind that she doesn't know what's going on between Ed and Roy.

"Erm… let's change the subject," Ed said.

"Well we brought you a present, Roy. Even though we weren't invited, we were nice enough to get you something." Envy handed Roy the present. "Wrath transmuted it for you."

Roy opened up the present and it was a pair of new gloves. "Wow, this is really nice, Wrath transmuted it on his own?"

"Yeah, he's gotten really good. Well, we have to go now. We don't want Gluttony to start eating people while we're away." Envy and Lust jumped out the window onto the tree. Envy missed the branch and started falling. Lust shot out one of her nails to get Envy.

"Did you really have to do that Lust! It would probably be just as painful to just fall!" Envy yelled at Lust. He didn't appreciate the fact that Lust had shot her nail through Envy's stomach to save him.

"Oops, sorry. Good thing you're not a human!"

Ed was watching this happen and stared laughing. "Good job, Envy! You could've just transformed into a bird or something!" Ed yelled out the window.

"You know, Hagane No Chibi is right! Let go of me, Lust! I'm on a branch now!"

Ed twitched and then started yelling, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ULTRA-SUPER-HYPER MIDGET?"

"I didn't say that much… Well, see ya later!" Envy and Lust left with Glutton who finished eating the tree.

"Well, I have to go to, Colonel. I'll see you at work in a few days."

"Okay, bye. Thanks again for the present!"

Ed left.

"Now I'm bored, what am I going to do?" Roy thought to himself. "I guess I'll just sleep…"

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I hope you liked this chapter, but I won't be updating as often, soon... school is going to start very soon for me... I don't like it at all... but I'll make sure that I update at least every week! I'll try daily because I'll try to write in my free time during class... If I started this last year then I would update daily, but my mother will be breathing down my neck to study for tests this year, so I'm sorry if you have to wait a week for just one update! Don't hurt me!

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