The Legend of Zelda: Transport to the Past

by link2832

Jarsha has just enough money for one trip to the past. but does he want to come back? he goes back and meets Link, and decides to UMM, join him with his quest. rated T for teen humor, eccesive violence and little else

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: don't own anything to do with it, but wish did, then be fucking rich

The Legend of Zelda: Transport to the Past

Chapter one

The Machine

"So, this takes me back to whatever date I want?" asked Jarsha.

"Yes, and it is only $18,294,738,912,049" anonymous clerk number 37 replied.

"Ok, I'll have it. I will definitely be able to take weapons there, and come back, right?" Jarsha asked.

"Yes, so far none of them have broken down" anonymous clerk number 49 replied.

"Now, all you have to do is sign this contract." anonymous manager number53 replied.

This contract hereby states that TimeLine Industries is not liable for any illness, bruises, inury, scrape, death, batterment, nosebleed, shock, amputation, disembowlment, sunburn, windburn, decapitation, or strike. I approve of this and hope you have a good day.

SIGN

"Ok" Jarsha said, signing it and climbing into the capsule, sealing his fate.

I know its short, but I wanted to get it out soon. I really hope its good enough for y'all.

ONLY HUMOR