Roy is Back From the Hospital

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Sorry this one isn't extremely funny, but it's leading to something funny (I hope). Please don't leave me because of a slightly unfunny chapter...

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!

"Hey, Colonel. Feeling better?" Ed leaned on Roy's office's doorframe.

"Yes I feel much better. I hope that never happens again though. The doctor said that if I ever got hit that hard again, there would be permanent damage done…"

"Well, I came over to tell you that you have lots of paperwork to do and to invitee you to come with me, Winry, and Al to the beach." Ed held out a stack of paperwork for Roy.

"More paperwork? Well, I'll come with you to the beach. I just got a new swimsuit, too. Why is Winry coming?"

Ed sighed. "Al's idea… We're going to the beach tomorrow, so try to get all of your paperwork done. I don't want Riza suddenly coming to the beach with her gun yelling at you to get back to work."

Roy shivered. "Yeah that would be scary. I guess I'll actually do all of my paperwork today."

"Well, I'll leave you to your work. See you later!" Ed left.

Roy actually did he paperwork

While Roy was working, Ed was at the library researching about the Philosopher's Stone. All of a sudden, Havoc comes in saying, "There was a chimera attack on Main Street. You are ordered to take care of it, sir."

Ed sighed, put his book down, and had Havoc drive him down to Main Street. Ed got out of the car and didn't see a chimera anywhere. "Havoc, where's the chimera?" Havoc was nowhere to be found. "Havoc? Where did you go?"

Then Envy, Lust, Gluttony, and Wrath walked into the street. "What did you guys do to Havoc?"

"Oh, that was me. We thought that you needed to stop reading so much," Envy said.

"I was researching for the Philosopher's Stone!"

"Well, we heard that you were going to the beach. Why didn't you invite us?" Wrath asked with his arms crossed.

"Erm… I didn't hink of inviting the homunculi… you can come if you want to. Just don't bother me while we're there. Any of the homunculi can come."

"That's good that you invited us because we had some blackmail if you didn't invite us." Lust held up a picture of Ed in his dress.

Ed ran over and grabbed the picture. "Where did you get this!"

"Roy gave it to us. You can do whatever you want to the picture. We have lots of copies, so don't go against us unless you want everyone in the country to see this picture." Envy smirked.

Ed twitched. "Wow, that's bad. You have to be at my apartment, ready to go to the beach at nine in the morning. Come any later, and you aren't going."

"Good. Don't worry we'll be on time. We all really need to get a tan. As you can tell we're all really pale except for Wrath's right arm and left leg, of course," Lust said.

Ed winced because of the last comment about Wrath. "Yes, well, that's a given. Do we have everything settled?"

"Yes, we appreciate your generosity. See ya tomorrow!" Envy, Lust, Gluttony, and Wrath left.

Then Ed mumbled, "Not like I had a choice. I guess I'll go check up on Roy."

Ed had to walk all the way back to the office building. When he got in, he went up to Roy's office and walked into the room. The office was empty. "Roy must be in the bathroom," Ed thought.

Ed sat down at Roy's desk and looked at how much paperwork he still had to do. He actually got a lot done. Ed got bored, so he transmuted his radio into a heart-shaped radio. Roy walked back into his office and saw Ed sitting at his desk. "What are you doing here?"

"I had nothing better to do. Do you like what I did to your radio?" Ed pointed at the radio.

"You made it heart-shaped? How unoriginal."

"I was bored! Geez… By the way, the homunculi are now coming with us to the beach."

"Why?" Roy went over to his closet to get some Pocky.

"They blackmailed me. I'm hungry. Give me some Pocky." Ed got up and put his hand out.

Roy licked a stick of Pocky and handed it to Ed. "Do you still want it?" Roy sat down behind his desk.

Ed took the Pocky and ate it. "Sure, why not? I'm really hungry. I should let you get back to your work. I'll see you tomorrow at nine in the morning? Try not to be late."

"Okay, see ya tomorrow!"

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Next chapter is at the beach! Ahhh! Scary school is approaching for me! runs away

To the partially insane reviewers!

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