sorry for the long wait, I got lazy and was waiting for a game to arrive.
The Legend of Zelda: Transport to the Past
Chapter 2: the arrival
Splash! Link jumped into the pool, planning on heading over to Zora's domain to get the Spiritual Stone.
FLASHTERJOSSTEO!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG, IT'S THE ALIENS! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" yelled Link, diving underwater and heading for Zora's Domain.
"Hmm" Jorshen said, "where did he go?" and followed Link.
We surface and get K.O.ed for a while because Link tried to cut his head off.
"I am a Hylian, do you understand me?" Jorshen asked.
"What the hell is a Hylian?" asked Link, looking horrified.
"I give up," Jorshen says, pulling out his lightsaber and cutting Link's head off.
After searching Link's body and coming up with a lot of loot, Jorshen left, Ocarina in hand.
DO DOOOOOOOO DODODODDDDDDDO DODODODODO! goes the sound of Zelda's lullaby, creaking from Jorshen's playing, he jumps through the water fall and talks to the Fat King.
"So, you'll save my daughter, right?" says the Fat King.
"NEVER!" yells Jorshen as he cuts off the King's head and runs through to find a shiny blue and gold stone.
"Oohh, my precious, my precious," Jorshen says, stroking the stone.
"Now I have three preciouses," says Jorshen, once he arrives at the Temple of Time.
"Oohh, an Alter, I think I'll set them down and play them a song.
He pulls out the Ocarina of Time and plays Zelda's Lullaby.
"AAAHHH, THE SKY IS FALLING, AAAHHH" Jorshen yells as the big gate raises itself.
"Oh, look a sword." he says walking up to the Master Sword.
"I think I'll burn it," he says, whips out his lightsaber and cuts the Master Sword to pieces.
"Ickyickytickytickyptzangoooaroid" says the alter, and starts launching TR thermo-nuclear missiles at Jorshen.
"This is gonna get sticky," says Jorshen, backing up.
Will Jorshen survive? will he take Link's place? tune in next time on
Zelda: Transport to the past. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY