The Legend of Zelda: Transport to the past
Chapter 3: Nuclear Missiles and Shoguns
huh, WHAT THE HELL IS A SHOTGUN DOING IN THE MIDEVIL TIMES! not to mention Nuclear missiles.
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Went the Nuclear missile as a laser hit it and buried Jorshen for seven years.
"I'M ALIVE!" Jorshen yelled, running into the market square. Then the Redeads started sucking the life out of him.
"aah i'm dead."said Jorshen, as he died.
fssssssttt BLAM!
"You can't die so easily, destroyer of the TR thermo-Nuclear missile." said Shiek, playing the sun-song.
"Hey, you aren't a guy." Jorshen says, running at Zelda(if you didn't know she was Shiek STOP READING THIS.) in disguise.
"AAAHHH! RAPE! RAPE! sorry FIREFIRE FIRE FIRE!" Shiek yelled, running away.
"I wonder how that forest is." Jorshen says, running off in the direction of the forest.
when he gets to the forest temple, he finds a note with all the songs that he should know and that he will know. so he stuffs it in his pocket
"AAAHHH A VOICE FROM ABOVE! AAAHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE!"Jorshen screams, jumping to the ground.
Jorshen then decides to run. He jumps up and runs randomly through a full temple, somehow managing to kill 3 poes and come back for the 4th. Jorshen shoots randomly with the bow and hits the right poe 5 times.
He walds into the Boss chambers and prepares himself. Soon he has unseated GanonGhost(GG). GG throws a yellow ball at him. Jorshen absorbs it into his sword, then shoots GG a couple times, killing him.
He picks up a weird Heart shaped piece of glass and steps into the blue light. Saria appears before him and a yellow medallion hits him on the head. Then he throws the heart at Saria. She throws her medallion at him.
He jumps off the platform and falls back to earth.
"ow"
will he live? is he dead already? if you can guess I'll... sue you...hehehe