The Beach House (Part 1)

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm such a bad person! I haven't posted inthree days! I'm sorry, I was lazy on Sunday, had school and a marching band thing on Monday... Had school on Tuesday and got into trouble with parents becauseItried to go on the internet beforeI did my homework...I tried to get it up on Sunday, but it got late... I'm so mean...

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Ed opens up the door to show the inside of a very nice beach house. The inside was beautiful. "Wow, Ed. How did you get all the money for this?"

"I saved up my money!" Ed smiled while thinking, "Actually I used some of my research funds…"

"How long are we staying here for?" Roy started looking for a bedroom.

Ed followed him. "Three days and three nights. I'll call Al right now to tell him we're staying here. I told him that we would be coming home late, but not in three days. You should also call us out of work. Just make up some illness or something…"

Ed went over to the phone and called Al. After Ed was done, Roy called him and Ed out of work making up some sickness. "Umm… Ed? I didn't pack anything."

"Already taken care of!" Ed pulled out two suitcases, one was his and the other was Roy's.

"That works. Did you pack the dresses?"

"Sure did!" Ed pulled the dresses out of the suitcases.

"Awesome! There only seems to be one bedroom…" Roy smiles.

"Then I'm sleeping on the couch." Ed goes over to the couch and lies down.

"Awww… come on!" Roy bugged Ed.

"NO! I'm not sleeping with you!" Ed looked around to see if Roy was right. He really didn't want to sleep on the couch.

"You're mean… I was kidding, too. There's a second bedroom…" Roy points towards the second bedroom.

"Good… want to go walk on the beach before it gets dark?" Ed was still in his swimsuit, so he put a shirt on. It was starting to get a little cold out.

"Sure, why not?" Roy put a shirt on as well. "You know, you didn't complement on my new swim shorts…"

Ed looks at his shorts. They were black with flames on the bottom. "You know, that fits your title, but it doesn't fit your personality. If it fit your personality, it would be pink, covered in flowers… maybe one small flower would be on fire…"

Roy crossed his arms. "You're mean. At least I don't have the Nicholas Flammel cross on every piece of clothing I have." Ed's shorts were red with the Nicholas Flammel cross in black on the corner of one short leg.

"Well, it's almost like my trademark. I like it…" Ed walked out the door to go to the beach.

Roy sighed and followed Ed. Ed clapped his hands together and made a huge sand castle. "Wow, that's really nice. You could live in it, Ed!" Roy laughed.

Ed was trying not to spaz. He just grumbled to himself. Then Ed just walked down the beach, looking out on the horizon to see if he could see any dolphins. Then he stepped on a crab. "AHH! STUPID CRAB! YOU HAD TO PINCH MY RIGHT LEG!" Ed was jumping around on one foot cursing out the stupid crab.

"Get over here, and I'll help you." Ed hopped over to Roy. Toy had his glove on. He took the crab off of Ed then… SNAP! BOOM! Roy handed the crab back to Ed, cooked. "Enjoy."

Ed took the crab, and then said, "I don't have a shell cracker… wait…" Ed found a piece of scrap metal and transmuted it. "There we go!" Ed started eating the crab. "Wow, this is really good!"

"Thanks, I think we should go in now, it's getting dark." Roy and Ed started walking back towards the beach house. By the time they got back, Ed was done eating the crab.

"Well, I'm going to read for a little bit, then go to bed… I have a few things from the library that I borrowed that I really wanted to read." Ed takes his book from the suitcase and starts reading it on the couch.

Roy took out his knitting. It looked like he was making a red sweater with the Nicholas Flammel cross on the front of it in black. "What do you think?" Roy held it out for Ed to see.

Ed looks up. "I think you're crazy for knitting. I never knew you knew how to…" Ed went back to reading. "Oh, yeah. I think it's nice."

"That's good." After about two hours, they decided to go to bed. "Last chance to sleep with me!" Roy smiled.

"No." Ed went into his room. Then he came up with an evil idea. "I should put Roy's fingers in warm water while he's sleeping. I haven't done this since Al had one of his friends sleep over when he still had his body… I just have to wait until Roy's sleeping…" Ed waited for half an hour. By then, Roy was snoring lightly. Ed quietly opened up the door with a glass of warm water. Ed put Roy's fingers in the glass. "I hope this works…" Ed quietly walks out of the room.

"I'm going to be dead tomorrow, I know it…" Ed changed into his pajamas and went to sleep.

At three o'clock in the morning, Ed was woken up by Roy yelling, "ED!"

"Yes, it worked…" Ed ran upstairs to act innocent. "What's wrong?"

Roy's pants and bed were wet. "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" Roy pointed at the wet bed.

Ed rubbed his eyes, acting tired, hiding his excitement. "I dunno, I was sleeping… maybe you should change your pants and sheets. It seems like you wet the bed. It's not my fault you have no control…"

"YOU PUT MY FINGERS IN WARM WATER!" Roy took a pair of new pajama pants and went into the bathroom to change.

Ed burst out laughing and went back to his room. "Now I defiantly know I'm going to pay later…"

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: The next chapter will be the next 3 days and 2 nights at the beach house! I hope you liked this chapter because it took me three days before I could actually post it! Hopefully, I can get the next chapter up in a shorter amount of time...

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