The Beach House (Part Two)

Fullmetal-Alchemist: I'm so sorry for the delay, but I was banned from the internet for a little bit. I decided to make this a three part chapter because it would take me forever to type if it was one big chapter. Also, it would take people a long time to read. Just so that you know this chapter's a little... erm... dirty I guess. They go to a nudist beach, kind of by accident. Hope you like the chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist! But I do own Pipsqueak Cruchies and the random guy!

After Ed woke up, he went to eat breakfast. "Good morning, Ed," Roy said. He was reading the newspaper and drinking coffee.

"Morning, Roy. Do we have a sugary cereal here?" Ed was looking through the cabinets.

"Oops, I forgot to get cereal when I went out to get the paper and some coffee mix. How about you run out and get your own cereal." Roy went back to his paper.

"Fine…" Ed grumbled and shuffled off to his room to change. After he got dressed, he walked out the door, half asleep, to get himself some cereal.

He got to the supermarket and someone waved to him saying, "Hi, pipsqueak!"

Ed was never too tired to spaz at a comment about his height. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN?"

The random guy just laughed and got into his car.

Ed then walked into the supermarket saying, "When did we have a supermarket? I've never seen one before… I won't be able to find cereal…" Ed walked up to some lady that worked at the supermarket. "Excuse me, where's the cereal?"

The lady turned around, saw Ed, and started laughing. "In… aisle six…" she said while laughing. "Nice mustache!"

"Huh? I don't have a… wait…" Ed ran over to the nearest mirror, which was in the bathroom. "Well, I guess Roy got his payback after the wetting the bed incident." Ed had glasses, a mustache, and "Hi! My name is Pipsqueak!" written on his forehead and face. I was in permanent marker. Ed tried to wash it off. It didn't work too well. "I guess I'll have to get my cereal like this…"

Ed walked over aisle six and found lots of sugary cereal. There were even Pipsqueak Crunchies with little marshmallows that resembled Ed. "Why is there a cereal called Pipsqueak Crunchies with me in it?" Ed shrugged, picked up the box of Pipsqueak Crunchies, and went to a register to buy it.

"That'll be $2.50, Mr. Pipsqueak." The cashier laughed a lot after saying this.

Ed just shoved the money into the cashier's hand and left, a little angry.

Ed got back to the beach house and walked through the door. "Nice joke. What are you five years old?" Ed said to Roy.

"Well, I wasn't very awake, and that was what I could think of at such short notice. So, you got your cereal?"

"Yes. Very interesting cereal, too. The marshmallows resemble me and the cereal's called Pipsqueak Crunchies." Ed took out a bowl and spoon and sat down.

Roy burst out laughing. "That is the funniest cereal I've ever seen!"

Ed tried not to spaz, so his eye twitched instead. "How about you go and see if there's any cereal with you in it?" Ed started eating the cereal.

"No that's okay." Roy noticed Ed was eating his cereal with milk. "I thought you hated milk."

"I only like milk if it's with cereal." Ed continued eating.

"By the way you hated milk, I though you were lactose intolerant."

"No, I just think it tastes like crap. This cereal is pretty good, but it feels weird eating marshmallows that look like me… it's almost like cannibalism…" Ed started readint eh back of the box, still eating.

"After you're done eating, do you want to go to the beach again?" Roy asked.

"Sure, as long as you are able to wash the marker off my face." Ed had finished eating, and he was putting his empty bowl in the sink.

"Well, there are two ways we can get the marker off. One, I burn it off, and two, you scrub it off. Which one do you choose?" Roy had his hand in his pocket just in case Ed picked the first one.

"I think I'll take the second one." Ed went into the bathroom to try and scrub the marker off his face.

After an hour, there wasn't a trace of any marker on his face. Roy was sitting on the couch, reading. "Took you long enough. Let's go get our swimsuits on."

Ed and Roy went into their rooms to change. Then, after they changed, they went out to the beach. Roy had a bag filled with food with him while Ed was carrying the umbrella. It was too crowded on the beach so they decided to find a different beach that was close by. Not paying attention to the sign that said "Nudist Beach" the walked into that beach. When Ed looked at his surroundings he just yelled, "AHH! WE'RE AT THE WRONG BEACH!"

Roy just stood there wondering how they didn't notice the giant sign that said "Nudist Beach" on it. "Ed, stop running around and screaming. You're going to annoy people." Roy was slowly edging towards the exit when he thought of a slightly evil and perverted idea. "Hey, Ed. You want to stay?"

"NO! LET'S LEAVE NOW! AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ed was shielding his eyes as Roy started stripping so that they could stay.

"I'm just following the rules of the beach. If you don't do the same thing, you'll be thrown out." Roy found a spot on the beach and laid out a towel and put the umbrella up.

Ed flinched. "W-we're staying?" Ed took off his shorts feeling very vulnerable. "I feel like some scary person is going to jump out and rape me…"

"Don't worry about it. We'll only stay for like two hours. I don't want to get burned on… erm… you know. That would be quite uncomfortable."

"We're staying for an hour at most. I have sensitive skin. Then, I wan tot go back to a normal beach. This place is scaring me." Ed noticed some other guy checking him out. Ed quickly took a towel and wrapped it around himself. "STOP STARING AT ME!" Ed yelled at the guy.

"Who are you talking to?"

"Some perv that was checking me out. Can we leave yet?"

"No, and take the towel off. You aren't even wet. I'm going to go swimming." Roy got up and walked over to the water. "I'm being so mean…"

Ed became very paranoid and yelled at everyone that looked at him. He also checked the clock that was on the beach every two minutes hoping it was time to go. Then all of a sudden, Ed heard Roy yell," OW! $#& FISH!" Then he ran out of the water.

"What happened?" Ed tried to look at the ground and not at Roy.

"Some stupid fish bit me!" Roy grabbed a towel.

"Where?" Ed wasn't sure if he wanted to know.

"Well, let's just say you really wouldn't want to be bitten there."

"Ouch. Can we leave now?" Ed was hopeful.

"Yes, I don't want to be bitten there again." Roy and Ed then put their shorts on so that they could leave.

"I never want to do that again. What were you thinking, Roy?" Ed and Roy were walking back to their normal beach.

"Umm… nothing…" Roy scratched the back of his head. "I wanted to see you… Wow, I'm such a perv," Roy thought.

The rest of the time at the beach wasn't that exciting except Ed made a sand castle, and then Roy threw him head first into it.

When it got dark they went home, got changed, read a little bit, and went to bed. Of course Roy asked Ed, "Are you sure you don't want to sleep with me?"

And Ed had said, "No, I've seen more then I wanted of you today."

Then they went to sleep.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Bum Bum BUM! What will happen next? Nobody knows oOo! Sorry... I'm a little excited because my birthday is on Friday and I'm getting lots of Fullmetal Alchemist stuff! I'm getting the Edo plush and I will go insane from the cuteness! I'll hopefully update before my birthday because on my birthday I have so much stuff going on it's not even funny... TT it's all stuff that I don't feel like doing...

To the reviewers! OMG! I almost have 50!

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Aeralis: Of course they're cute together! That's why I continue to write! If it wasn't cute I would stop. O ya, the chapter popping out of nowhere thing, it happens often, some of my other friends say that... I wonder why...

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