The Beach House (Part 3)

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, I didn't have a very good birthday. I got sick... I just go my Ed plush and it's so kawaii! This is the last part to the beach house thing and the end is a little disturbing, so don't say I didn't warn you!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, if I did, it would be wrong...

Roy work up to Ed hitting him in the face with a pillow yelling, "Roy! I thought I told you I wouldn't sleep with you!"

"Huh? What are you doing in my room?" Roy said groggily. Then he looked around the room. "This isn't my room, is it?"

"No, it's mine. I woke up to see your face right in front of mine. Why did you get into bed with me?" Ed put his hands on his hips.

"I don't remember ever getting up. I guess I sleepwalked. I do that from time to time. Lat time, I ended up sleeping in Havoc's bed… that was very interesting and scary at the same time…" Roy got out of the bed. "I'm sorry if I scared you."

"No, it's ok. I was just surprised to see you sleeping next to me. That's all." Then Ed thought, "I actually kind of liked it… good thing we're sleeping here for one more night…" Ed smiled at the thought.

Roy raised an eyebrow. "What are you smiling about?"

Ed came back to reality. "N-nothing! How about you leave my room so I can get dressed."

Roy shrugged and left. "I think he enjoyed having me in his bed…"

Ed came out after a few minutes in is normal clothes. He then got himself a bowl of Pipsqueak Crunchies for breakfast. Roy then walked into the kitchen, already in his swim shorts. "Let's go to the boardwalk today!" Roy announced to Ed.

"Sure, as long as there's no such thing as 'Nudist Boardwalks'. I can get a souvenir for Al." Ed had finished eating. "I guess I'll have to go change again…" Ed walked into his room to change.

Ed came back out in his swim shorts, and then said, "Well, let's go." Roy and Ed walked over to the boardwalk.

As Ed and Roy were looking at the games, Roy noticed something. "Why are there a bunch of prizes of you, me, the homunculi, and our friends?"

"You know, I was wondering the same thing. I also saw a book that looked like a documentary of Al's and my life… the book was called Fullmetal Alchemist. Do you think I have a stalker?" Ed started looking around to make sure no one was watching him.

Roy scrathed the back of his head. "Maybe… wait, look at that sign over there. It says 'Fullmetal Alchemist Convention'! Where isn't there a 'Flame Alchemist Convention'?"

Ed's started getting a big head about this. "Because I'm much more exciting than you! You just do paperwork all day." Ed looked into the distance and pointed ahead of him. "What is that cloud of dust over there?"

"It looks like a group of girls. I think they're rabid. Let's run for it." Roy grabbed Ed's wrist and ran as fast as he could.

"Quick, go to our beach house before they figure out our location!" Ed said as he ran ahead of Roy. He knew that most of the girls were after him.

When they got into the beach house, Roy said, "I think we should stay here for a while. Those girls are crazy."

"Yeah, what do you want to do until it's safe to go out again?" Ed flopped onto the couch.

"Let's have a make out session!" Roy yelled, throwing his arms into the air.

"No. there's no way you can make me do that. I'm still recovering from this morning." Ed transmuted his hair to green. "Here, we can dye our hair a different color, and the girls won't notice us." Ed handed Roy a bowl of hair dye.

"I don't know how to change the color of my hair with alchemy. Could you do it for me? Also, not a good idea to dye your hair green. The girls will think you're Envy."

"Good point." Ed changed his hair color to brown. "Okay, let me dye you're hair for you." Ed dyed Roy's hair to blonde. "You know, you look kind of like Russell, let's change your hair to red.

"It looks like my head's on fire." Roy didn't like his hair being red. "I never want to change my hair color ever again. You shouldn't do it again either."

"I'll try not to. Well, let's go." Ed and Roy went outside. "Let's just stay on the beach. The boardwalk's scary." Ed shuddered.

"Okay. I just wanted to get some ice cream, though…" Roy laid out a towel and sat down. Ed put up the beach umbrella.

"Fine, we'll get ice cream later." Then Ed came up with an idea. "Roy, you'll have to work for your ice cream. You have to put on your dress and skip around the beach yelling 'I'm a pretty little girl'. If you do that, you can get ice cream of your choice."

Roy sighed. "Awww, come on. Do I have to?"

"Yes, if you want ice cream."

"If you want to see me in a dress, we can go back to the beach house. There are a lot of people here…" Roy whined.

"No. I want everyone to see you in a dress. It'll make me happy."

"Why does your happiness depend on my pain or embarrassment?" Roy started to walk back towards the beach house.

After a few minutes, Roy walked back out in his dress. "Wait, hold on a minute." Ed dyed Roy's hair back to black. "Now, skip across the beach yelling 'I'm a pretty little girl'!"

Roy started doing a half-hearted kip, mumbling, "I'm a pretty little girl."

Then Ed yelled, "Louder! I can barely hear you!"

Roy then started skipping like he meant it and yelled, "I'm a pretty little girl!" He continued to do this.

Everyone on the beach was looking at him. Sadly, one person that was in the water was paying so much attention to Roy, that he didn't notice the shark. He got eaten and there was a very sad funeral a few days later.

Roy then started giggling like a giddy school girl still skipping and yelling, "I'm a pretty little school girl! I'm a pretty little school girl!"

Ed was laughing so hard that he passed out for a few minutes. When he woke up, Roy was laying next to him. "Can I have ice cream now?" Roy asked Ed. He was still in the dress.

Ed sat up. "Sure. Let's go." Ed first changed his hair color back to normal and then went to the boardwalk with Roy. When they got their ice cream, they got some weird looks from people, but no screaming old women this time. Keep in mind that Roy was in his dress the whole entire time.

When they got back to their house, it was almost dark out. They had a few plushes that they won too. Roy had given Ed a little stuffed heart that he got in a crane game.

When Ed and Roy got into their rooms to change into their pajamas, they each found a rabid girl in their room. The both threw the girls out the window. Keep in mind that their house is on stilts and Roy's room was on the second floor.

After they were done getting dressed, they went into the living room to read a little bit. Roy walked in wearing a satin night gown. "Roy, what are you wearing?" Ed asked.

"Oh, I forgot that I bought this the other day, and I remembered that I bought it, so I decided to wear it." Roy spread out on the couch and started to read.

"Fine…" Ed sat down in a chair and read.

After they were done reading, Roy asked like he did every night, "Are you sure you don't want to sleep with me?"

"No. I'm not sure if I don't want to sleep with you." Ed walked upstairs and into Roy's room.

Roy looked confused. "Okay…" Roy walked in after Ed.

"Just change into your normal pajamas first." Ed hopped onto one side of the bed.

"Oh, fine." Roy went into the bathroom and changed. After he was done, he came out and said, "Better?"

"Yes. I'm tired, let's go to sleep." Ed pulled a sheet over him and Roy got into the bed.

"Good night."

"Night."

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Oh the yaoi-ness! Ed finally decided he felt like being gay... Well, Ed and Roy will now be returning back home and Al will show up! Some of the homunculi will be there of couse too. I'll hopefully be un-sick soon! I'm sorry it take me so long to post now... stupid school...

Yay! I got 50 reviews!

AnimeDutchess: Thank you for wishing me a Happy Birthday even though it wasn't all that great... I dunno where I got the idea of the nudist beach though... just popped into my head like everything else...

Angel-of-Music1331: That's too bad that you stayed on your chair... I hope you liked this chapter more!

mhnomi: Aww! Kawaii! I now own the Edo plush and I luff it! (cough I sleep with it cough) I am an Edo fangirl too, I was secretly leading the army of rabid girls in the story

Mookie and Moofie: AHHH! I don't want to break your brain!

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