Last Day at the Beach

Fullmetal-Alchemist: They're finally going home! Nothing else to say, my life is full of boringness except according to like 3 friends, my name is Hagane No Chibi-san...

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA!

Roy woke up in the middle of the night to find Ed's arm over him. He didn't mind it that much until Ed's reflexes in his sleep grabbed him in a private area. Roy yelled, "Ahhhh! Ed!"

Ed immediately woke up saying, "What's wrong?"

"You just groped my in your sleep!"

Ed grimaced looking at his hand. He got out of bed and said, "Excuse me while I wash my hand."

When Ed walked back in, he saw Roy quickly hide something behind his back. "What are you hiding?"

"N-nothing…" Roy looked a little guilty.

Ed lunged at Roy and treid to get what was behind his back. "Gimmie it!" Ed finally got what was behind Roy's back. It was Ed's plush double, but it wasn't wearing the clothes it came with. The plush was wearing a little homemade red dress instead. Ed stared at it. "You can sew?"

Roy sweat dropped. "Yeah… you aren't mad about me putting your plush in a dress?"

Ed took out his plush of Roy it was in a dress also. It wasn't as good as the one Roy made, though. "I didn't get mad because I did the same thing."

"Oh. Maybe I should make a better dress for my plush double… what are you doing?" Roy was looking at Ed who was examining the his Ed plush.

"Wow, they got the automail really precise for a plush. The only way they could get any closer is if it was made of metal. You can make me a new dress for you plush double if you want to." Ed threw the Roy plush at Roy.

Roy caught it and said, "Hey don't throw me! I'll have a dress ready for you in a few days! I would have it done sooner, but I'll be going back to work tomorrow…"

Ed looks at the clock. "It's two in the morning, you realize. I'm still tired, so I'm going back to sleep." Ed hops back onto the bed and tries to fall back asleep.

"Fine." Roy get's back into the bed also. "Try not go grope me this time."

Ed mumbled, "I'll try."

A few hours later, Ed woke up, but Roy was still asleep. Roy was hugging Ed like a teddy bear. Ed couldn't get out. He just sat there hoping Roy would move, but he didn't. After about fifteen minutes of waiting, Ed decided to try and get out without waking Roy. It didn't work either because Roy had Ed in a death hug. "Great now what do I do?" Ed thought.

Ed just sat there for another hour until Roy decided to roll over. H quickly jumped out of the bed just in case Roy decided to roll over again. "Wow, he's a really heavy sleeper… Wait I think he's awake…" Ed shrugged and left the room to get breakfast.

After Ed left, Roy started moving because he was awake for the whole hour Ed was in the death hug. "If Ed finds out I was awake the whole time I was hugging him, he'll kill me." Roy smiled, though because he enjoyed hugging Ed for an hour.

Roy got out of bed and walked into the kitchen. Ed was making pancakes. "Good morning, Ed."

"Morning. Don't do that again." Ed flipped a pancake.

Roy pretended to look confused. "Do what again?"

"Pretend you're sleeping and hug me for an hour." Ed put some pancakes on a plate and handed it to Roy. He then started making some for himself.

Roy took the plate. "Thanks." He then sweat dropped and said, "Heh… sorry, couldn't help myself."

"I was sitting there starving for an hour." Ed finished making himself pancakes and sat down with his plate of pancakes. He poured syrup on it and stared eating.

"I said I was sorry. There are really good pancakes. When did you learn to cook?" Roy continued to eat.

"Oh, when our mother died, Al all of a sudden wanted pancakes a lot. So I learned how to make them. Of course it was before we performed the human transmutation.

That's about the only think I can cook well."

"Oh. Hey, you want to go wreak havoc on the beach?" Roy had finished and put his plate in the sink.

"In what way?" Ed had finished also.

"We put our dresses on and run around like maniacs on the beach."

"Sure, why not? It's not like anyone we know is going to be on the beach." Ed got up and went to his room and got dressed. Roy did, too.

After they got dressed, they went down to the beach. The got very weird looks from everyone on that beach, but not as weird as the looks that they got five minutes later.

They were running, skipping, and yelling random things. "Wow, this is fun!" Ed yelled to Roy.

"I know! Although, I saw a kid crying when he saw us." Roy pointed at a crying little boy.

He was saying to his mom, "Mommy, those guys are scaring me!" Both of them heard his mom saying, "Don't look at them. They're weird."

Ed and Roy didn't care what anyone said until they saw Al and Winry. They quickly ran back to their house, but not quick enough. Al had spotted them and told Winry. Winry took out her wrench and threw it across the beach at Ed's head, it was far, but it still hit it's target. Ed was knocked out and Roy just stood over Ed, then looked at Winry, then back at Ed, looking scared. Roy ran for his life.

Winry and Al had made it over to Ed just as he was gaining consciousness. Ed saw Al and Winry standing over him and he was really scared.

"Nii-san, why are you and Roy in dresses?" Al was greatly disturbed to see his brother in a dress.

Ed just sat there thinking of an excuse, and then started waving around his arms saying, "This is all a dream! I'm actually not wearing a dress, in fact, we aren't even at the beach!"

"Nice try, Ed, but you are wearing a dress at the beach. Stop acting like an idiot. Now why are you really in a dress?" Winry said,putting her hands on her hips.

Ed mumbled something almost inaudible, "Because it's fun to wear a dress…"

Al and Winry were utterly shocked. "Nii-san, are you gay?"

Ed just mumbled something that nobody understood.

Winry took out her wrench looking very threatening. "What did you say, Ed?" Winry was swinging around the wrench on her finger.

Ed just stood up and ran as fast as his little bean sprout legs could take him.

Winry tried throwing the wrench at Ed, but he dodged it this time. Ed had made it to his beach house and closed and locked the door. Roy was already in there with his normal clothes on. "Ed, quickly put your normal clothes on so that they might forget about the dress thing." Roy threw Ed's clothes at him.

Ed caught the clothes and ran into the bathroom. In about one minute, he came out, unlocked the door, and made it look like nothing out of the ordinary.

Ed was reading an alchemy book and Roy was making a late lunch.

Al and Winry burst through the door. Winry was really out of breath. "Ed… Where's Ed?"

Roy pointed towards Ed, who was laying on the couch reading. "Oh, hey Winry!"

"Ed, where's your dress?" Winry took our her wrench.

Ed pretended to look confused. "What dress? I don't know what you're talking about."

"But nii-san, I just saw you in a dress five minutes ago. I also saw Roy in a dress, too." Al was getting slightly confused.

"Nope. Me and Roy were in here the whole day. We had to pack our stuff so that we could go home. We couldn't even go swimming today. We were going to go back home after we had lunch."

Al and Winry just gave up. Ed would tell them when he wanted them to know. "Well, lunch's ready! I made some for you too, Winry." Roy handed a bowl of ramen soup to everyone. Al just started wandering around the house while they ate.

After they were done, Ed and Roy went into their rooms, quickly packed their bags, and hid all things that showed their relationship with each other from Al and Winry.

Winry had to go on a train since she lived in the opposite direction. When Ed, Al and Roy got back to East Central, they went up to their apartments.

As soon as Ed and Al got into their apartment, Al asked Ed, "So what did you do with Roy?"

"Nothing," Ed said while unpacking.

"Fine, don't tell me anything." Al crossed his arms.

"Fine, I won't. Here's a gift." Ed took out a cat plush from the beach and handed it to Al.

"Thank you, nii-san!" Al started hugging the plush.

Ed smiled. "You sould thank Roy. He won it."

"I will tomorrow!"

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Awwww! Isn't Roy so nice? Anyway, I'm sorry I'm taking forever to post... I'll try harder to post more often, but school and marching band are getting in the way! Yay! Oh, the wonderfulness of band and school...

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