I'm Bored, Let's Have a Party!

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: (cries) I'm the meanest person on the face of the Earth! I haven't updated in over two weeks because of my laziness! Okay, I'm done with my episode. I had a wonderful Halloween and I was Edward Elric. Nobody recognized who I was the whole night I was trick-or-treating except for my friends... I had one guy call me a fricken butler... Marching Band season is almost over, so I shall be typing a little more often very soon (I hope). This chapter has a very minor spoiler to Episode 25, but all of you people have probably already saw that episode. It's a teeny bit sad, and it's not fall off your chair funny... when I wrote this I had a writer's block... I will now stop rambling until the end of the chapter, thank you for your time...

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...blah...blah...blah...

It was a normal morning at East Central Headquarters until Ed decided he was bored and wanted a party. He made lots of signs for a party and put them up all around the headquarters building. Roy was one of the first people to see the signs since Ed posted about ten of them in his office. "Ed, why is the location not at your apartment?"

Ed was randomly dancing around Roy's office with the stack of signs posting them up every three inches. "Because my apartment is a mess."

Roy sighed, "They problem is, is that my apartment is a mess, too. I just got a house and I'm starting to pack so I can movie into my house."

"You're moving out? That means we won't be able to see each other as much… What am I going to do about the party?"

"Don't worry about it. The house is big, so you can move in if you wish. There's enough room that Al could have his own room. I'll try to clean up my apartment as much as I can and get some food. You have to get food too and some entertainment."

A big smile appeared on Ed's face. "Really? I can live with you? That would be great! What should I get for entertainment?"

"I dunno, but think of something quick. You were the genius that scheduled the party for tonight! How about you get Envy as entertainment?"

Ed thought for a moment, but then remembered that they stuck Envy to the floor. "Isn't Envy still stuck to the floor of Havoc's office?"

"No, I saw him walking out the building this morning when I was coming to work. I wonder if Havoc got out as well… anyway, you should try and call Envy." Roy handed Ed the phone.

After a few minutes, Ed hung up. "Well, he agreed almost against his will. I was thinking that we could play a dressing game of guessing Envy's gender. Most of the military thinks that Envy is a girl, so it' going to be hilarious. I already know he's a guy of course from a certain dress incident…" Ed shuddered from that memory.

"That's a great idea. Now, how about you go put the posters somewhere other than my room!" Ed was posting the millionth poster as Roy was saying this. Roy's office was now just about wallpapered with the posters.

"Heh… sorry. I also thought that this party would be a great opportunity to tell everyone that we're going out… they will find out eventually. Winry already knows and I'm pretty sure Al knows too from the whole beach thing…" Ed was walking towards the door to leave.

"Yeah we really should. We don't want weird rumors spreading…" Roy sighed. Then he said, "You should get going. You have to post posters, buy food, and help me clean my apartment."

"Okay, bye! I'll see you later!" Ed hugged Roy, then left.

Ed laughed to himself. "Roy looks so funny when I hug or kiss him… I'll post a few more posters, and then go to the supermarket…"

Ed posted up posters near the entrance to the building, then went to the supermarket and bought some party food. After he was done, he came back to Roy's office to tell him he was done. "Roy, you have to clean your apartment now. I'm not going to do it all myself, and the party is in four hours."

Ed had walked into his office without knocking thinking that he was alone, procrastinating. He was actually at Riza's gunpoint actually doing his paperwork. "Not now Ed. I'll be shot if I don't do my work. How about you start cleaning, and I'll join you in one to two hours."

Ed shrugged and left saying, "Okay, see you later." He made his way down to Roy's apartment to start cleaning. He let himself in and the mess wasn't too bad. Roy just forgets to put his clothes in the laundry. All Ed had to do was pick up the clothes and he was done. "Looks like Roy packed some of his stuff… the closet's full of boxes."

After about an hour and a half of doing nothing for Ed, Roy came in with a few bags of chips. "Oh, you're already done cleaning?"

"Yeah, took me half an hour at most. Let's set up. The party starts in two hours. Envy called and said he was coming an hour before the party." Ed stretched, and then got up from the couch.

"Okay. That shouldn't take too long. Oh yeah, here's your plush. I finished the dress on it." Roy handed Ed the little plush version of himself. The dress on it was very detailed.

"Aww, it looks really cute. Good job on the dress. Let me go put this in my apartment. Be right back."

Ed walked down the hall to his apartment. Al was coming down the hall at the same time with a stack of books.

Ed hid the plush from Al's view. "Hello, Al! What are all the books for?"

"Oh, just some more alchemy books. I couldn't get too many since you weren't with me, but I have enough for a week…" Al noticed that Ed was hiding something. "What's that behind your back, nii-san?"

Ed's face turned red as he said, "Nothing at all! There's nothing behind my back!" Ed quickly transmuted the dress into a military uniform.

Al placed the books on the ground and tried to get what was behind his back before he was done transmuting it. "What were you doing to this Roy plush?"

"Nothing, now can I have it back?" Ed snatched the plush from Al.

Al went back and picked up the books then went into the apartment. Ed waited until he went in, and then transmuted the clothes back to the way they were. He quickly ran into the room and threw the plush under his bed before Al could notice. "Al, did you see the posters for the party that me and Roy are throwing?"

"Yeah, I'll be going, of course."

"Good. Just so that you know, Roy bought a house and he's moving. He said that we can live with him. There's more than enough room for us. What do you say? Shall we move?" Ed was very hopeful, but he was sure his brother would say yes.

"Sure, why not? It would be great to move out of this little apartment. It's kind of crowded with how big I am… I'll start packing my stuff before I got to the party, unless you need help setting up…"

"Yay! I was hoping you would say yes. I think me and Roy can handle it ourselves, but if we do need you, I'll come down and get you." Ed smiled and left.

Al sighed, "I was kind of hoping he did need help… it gets kind of boring being alone… I'll go down to the party early…"

Ed ran into Roy's apartment and hugged him. "We're going to move in with you! Al agreed!"

"That's wonderful! Now, could you help me put up these streamers? I need you to hand tape up to me while I'm on the ladder." Roy had packages of red streamers.

"Sure." Ed got the tape while Roy climbed up the ladder. After then minutes of wrestling with tape and streamers, they gave up. They couldn't put up streamers up to save their lives. "Maybe Al could help, he's a lot taller… I'll go get him. "Ed ran out of the room.

A few minutes later, Ed came back with Al. "Al we need your help with there streamers… you're a whole lot taller than us, so it should be a lot easier for you."

"Okay, as long as you hold up the tape dispenser for me, I can do it." They got everything done about fifteen minutes before the party was about to start.

Envy arrived ten minutes before everyone else. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO, ENVY!" Ed was quite pissed off at him.

"WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN CAME I WAS STUCK TO THE FLOOR FOR A GOOD TWELVE HOURS AND HAVOC'S STILL THERE!"

"Geez… stop yelling…" Roy had his hands over his ears while Ed and Envy had their shouting match.

"Well, go sit over there under that sign." Ed pointed towards a chair that was under a sign that said 'Guess my Gender'.

"You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to have people guess my gender?" Envy slowly walked over to the chair.

"Well, you volunteered without asking what you were doing…"

Roy had already started eating the party food, Envy was in the chair mumbling curses to himself, and Al was inspecting the room one last time to make sure everything looked okay.

People started coming and about half an hour through the party, everyone had arrived. Al had invited Winry, so she was one of the last people to arrive. "Hi Ed!" Winry rand up to Ed and hugged him. "I hope you have been taking good care of your automail! Just so that you know, Al is coming back with me to Rizembool for my birthday. Are you sure you can't come?"

"Yeah, I've already missed enough work. I got you a gift, but you can't have it until your birthday. I told Al to take it with him."

"Aww, that's too bad… I really wanted you to come… why is Envy over there?" Winry headed towards Envy.

"Oh, guess whether Envy's a guy or girl. Write it down and put it in that can over there. We'll determine the gender of Envy by the votes." Ed smiled.

"I'M A GUY DAMMIT!" Envy was yelling at everyone because he saw numerous people write down 'girl'.

While Winry was busy guessing Envy's gender, Ed headed over to Roy. "You think we should tell them yet?" Ed whispered to Roy.

"Sure, we defiantly know everyone's here… how should we go about doing this?"

"Umm… I randomly yell out?"

"Okay, that works… you yell it." Roy pushed Ed towards a chair for him to stand on.

"No! You!" Ed spun out of Roy's grip and pushed him towards the chair.

Roy crossed his arms. "You are going to announce it, that's an order as your colonel."

Ed put his hands on his hips. "Oh, I'm so scared, bastard-sama. I'm not yelling anything."

"Wow, you just gave me the title 'sama'. I feel special. Seriously, you should yell it, you are louder, after all."

Ed sighed putting a hand to his forehead. "Fine…" Ed stood on the chair and yelled, "GUESS WHAT? ME AND ROY ARE GOING OUT WITH EACHOTHER!" Ed jumped down and sat on the chair. "Happy?"

"Yeah… I guess…" Roy looked around the room to see everyone's reaction. Everyone looked like they weren't surprised at all. Except for Al, he's oblivious to everything in the world and was quite surprised. Winry looked slightly hurt even though she already knew Ed liked Roy and not her.

Ed noticed Winry. He always knew she secretly liked him more than as a brother. He never thought of her as more than almost a sister and his automail mechanic. Al ran up to Ed. "Nii-san, why didn't you tell me you liked Roy?.!"

"I thought it was pretty obvious. Everyone else seemed to know, even Winry." Roy walked up to Ed.

"I wonder what Hughes would have said… H would probably be laughing his head off and taking pictures." Roy looked slightly depressed, but still had a smile on his face. He then put his arm around Ed's shoulder.

"Don't get all depressed by thinking of Hughes. To get rid of depression, beat up the person causing it. That would be Envy." Ed transmuted a bat and handed it to Roy "Have fun!"

Roy walked over to Envy and swung the bat at Envy's crotch. Then he hit Envy at full swing at his head, causing a slight concussion. Roy then walked back to Ed and handed the bat back to him. "Well, I feel better now, although I gave away Envy's gender…"

"That's okay, it's quite hilarious to me. You know, Havoc is still glued to the floor back at headquarters…"

"Yeah… maybe we should go get him, he might be dying…" Roy put his arm around Ed's waist and they both walked over to the Eastern Headquarters to get Havoc.

As soon as they got Havoc free, he ran to the bathroom, then ran over to the party and attacked the snack table.

People were starting to leave around midnight. Winry and Al were the last people because Al wanted to say bye to Ed. Ed and Roy quickly kissed eachother, not noticing that Al was right next to them. Al shuddered. "What's wrong Al?" Ed had noticed that Al had watched.

"I'm sorry, but this is going to take a long time for me to get used to… Me and Winry are going to go back to Rizembool. Bye!" Al went up and hugged Ed, then left with Winry.

"Bye! Have fun!" then Ed turned to Roy. "Well, I should be going too. I have to pack up for moving day." Ed hugged and kissed Roy, then said, "Bye! See you tomorrow!"

"Bye!" Then Roy looked around his messed up room. "Ahhhh…. Ed, why didn't you stay to clean up….."

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I hoped you like that chapter, I feel slightly sorry for Winry, but I don't like her too much, anyway, she's a lot better off with Al. Get those perverted thoughts of Winry and Armor!Al I mean if Al was human... I already have the next chapter written, so all I have to do is type it up, I shall have the next chapter up soon! (I truly hope so... damn my laziness...). I would appreciate more reviews! They might make me write faster for all I know! E-mail me too if you like my fic that much! I love random e-mails! They make me so happy! OMG Huge chapter this one was! The next one is shorter... Oh, yeah, I almost forgot! I got the Fullmetal Alchemist Art book and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! I've already drawn the cover on it and it came out beautifully...took me forever to draw the falling apart automail...

Hey look! It's the reviewers! (Made you look!(I'm such a dork))

Ellesmera: Well, here's the next chapter! (Finally!) At least you e-mail me... (I'm so pathetic...)

Shadow Kitsune Kirby: You dun like yaoi? I was intending to turn this into a yaoi since Ed and Roy are now offically going out... never lemon though, they scare me...wait, no they don't...not anymore. Anyway, I can never write a lemon, it would break my brain... shounen-ai is nice, but there's too much fluffiness...

Cathelina: Obviously, the other military people could careless... only Al cares and that's just because Ed is his brother that he loves so much. Get those thoughts of Elricest out of your head now!.!.!

AnimeDutchess: Yesh, yaoi is the greatest in the world! You will have to e-mail me if you want the site, I cannot tell you the site here due to the fact that is weird... just delete the eps when you are finished watching them!.!

Aeralis: I don't think Ed could transmute you into a cat, that would be human/kitty transmutation... wait, that makes you a chimera... (slaps head) STUPID!.! You gotta love Ed and Roy! Weeee! I still owe you a yaoi pic don't I...