Moving Day

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'd have to say that this is one of my best chapters yet if you love yaoi. If you don't, just stop reading now, thank you. I was so happy when I went onto my computer the day after I posted the previous chapter to find six reviews! I almost died from happiness. I know that isn't a lot for most people, but that's an amazing feat for me. People are very mean to me... The ending has the yaoi...something a little funny in the beginning. O yeah, there's some German in here, but Ed is nice enough to translate for you non-German speakers. I don't speak much either, I just looked in my text book, so I don't want reviews that are in German! I won't understand what you are saying!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist! I don't own the Wal-mart that mysteriously appeared either!

As soon as Ed walked into Roy's office in the morning, Roy almost died of laughter. "Why are you laughing?.!"

Roy just continued to laugh then said, "What's with the eye makeup?"

"What? Did I put it on wrong?"

Roy was holding back his laughter. "Yes!"

Ed seemed to have a really hard time with the eyeliner and made it completely black around his eyes. He looked a lot like a raccoon. "Fine… I'll go wash it off." Ed went into the bathroom, washed off the makeup, and came back out. "Better?"

"Yes, why did you have makeup on in the first place?"

"Winry had left some at my apartment and I was really bored. Thought I could look more feminine for you." Ed flopped down onto the couch in Roy's office.

"Don't do that again, you don't know how to put makeup on…"

Ed smiled. "Got it! Hey, when are we moving? I'm practically done packing…I think."

"We're moving tomorrow! So you better finish up packing tonight!"

"Guten Tag! Ich bin ein Wurstbrot!" Wrath had jumped inot the window and started talking in random German.

"You're a bologna sandwich?" Ed was slightly confused.

"Ja! Ich habe Hunger, auch!" Wrath started looking through Roy's snack closet.

"No! Don't eat anything! If you're a bologna sandwich, eat yourself!" Roy was trying to get Wrath away from the snack closet.

"Nein, nein, nein! Ich habe Hunger!" Wrath tried to bite Roy.

"Just give him something or he'll keep on saying he's hungry. Wrath, stop talking in German." Ed didn't like translating for Roy.

"Fine, just gimme a box of Pocky and I'll leave you along!" Ed went over to the snack closet, got a box of Pocky and threw it at Wrath's head. "Thanks…" Wrath was rubbing the area where he was hit by the box.

"Now leave." Ed picked up Wrath and threw him out the window.

Roy looked out the window to see if Wrath landed safely. "I think he used up a life…"

"Do you think I care? He's so annoying…" Ed crossed his arms. "Well anyway, I have to get going. I'm meeting Al at the library, he can't get into the section that we need without me. After the library, I have to do some last minute packing." Ed started for the door.

"Okay, just make sure you're ready at ten in the morning. I want to have time to unpack when we get there. I have to finish packing as well. Maybe I can leave a little early…"

"Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow!" Ed left.

Moving Day

Knock Knock

"Hurry up Al! Roy will be here any minute!"

"Nii-san! He's already here!" Al ran to the door. Roy was standing outside.

"AHHH!" Ed quickly threw in the last few things into his suitcase and shut it. "All ready to go!"

"Let me guess, you waited until half an hour ago to pack everything?" Roy walked in and took one of the suitcases.

Ed laughed nervously. "Actually, it was fifteen minutes ago…I'm quite a procrastinator."

"Well…that was stupid. We should get going, and my stuff is already in the car. My house isn't' too far, but I don't think Al will fit, so he'll just have to stay here for a few minutes, then we can pick him up. Let's get your stuff in the car…" Ed, Roy, and Al brought all of the stuff out to the car. They just barely fit everything. Poor Al had to stay behind for about ten minutes, but they came back as soon as they could.

"Holy crap, it's huge!" Ed and Al said in unison.

"Heh, yeah. Did I forget to mention that the house that I bought was a mini-mansion?" Roy put his hand on the back of his head.

"Yes, and you were planning on living here by yourself?" e started to make his way up the stairs to see the bedrooms.

"No, not really. I bought it hoping that you were going to live with me." Roy followed Ed and Al was behind him. "Just so that you know, I get the biggest room, Al gets the second biggest, and you get the smallest."

Ed snapped, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT THEY CAN FALL INTO A TOILET AND DROWN?.!"

"I didn't call you small, I called the bedroom small."

"Well, you implied my height…" Ed mumbled.

They found the master bedroom first. "Wow, this is really nice. O yeah, all of the bedrooms came with beds. The people who previously lived here left them." Roy flopped onto his king-sized bed. Then he got up and decided to explore. "Wow, there's even a master bathroom!" Roy then noticed that Ed and Al were waiting for him. "Oh yeah, let's go find your rooms."

They went down the hall a little bit and found two bedrooms next to each other. Al's room was big, but not quite as big as Roy's. His room had a double-sized bed. Ed's room was almost the same size as Al's but he had a bedroll that was on the floor. "I'm taking your bed, Al." Ed transmuted a door big enough to drag in a bed and he put his bed in Al's room. Then the transmuted the wall back to normal.

"Well, fine. Not like I need a bed anyway. I need a desk… Hey! Your room came with a desk!" Al ran into Ed's room to try and take the desk.

"No! This desk is mine! Get your own! In fact, we brought ours from out apartment! Take that one!"

"But that one's all beat up. Yours is really nice! I want it!"

"No! My desk! My room!" Ed ran in and closed the door in Al's face.

Al drew a transmutation circle and transmuted the door into a chair. "I want the desk! You took my bed!"

"But you don't need a bed and I need my desk too!"

"You are at work a lot! I'm usually the one at home, researching!" Al picked up the desk and ran out the door.

"Good point, but you will have to carry the other desk up to my room!" Ed found Roy unpacking in his room.

"Hello, Ed. Done with your argument?" Roy's room came with a chest of drawers. He was putting his non-work clothes in there.

"Yes. Just so that you know, I need hangers for my closet."

"Fine, we'll get some later… I need some too. How do you like the house?"

"I love it!" Ed hugged Roy. "Can I sleep with you tonight? Your bed looks a lot more comfortable…"

"Sure, just make sure Al doesn't know you're doing this. He's still quite uncomfortable about our relationship."

"Yeah. Although, I think Al has accepted it by now, but he isn't going to support it…" Ed sat on Roy's bed as he watched Roy unpack.

"If I had a brother that did the same thing, I would be the same way," Roy said as he was putting some shirts in his dresser.

After they did most of the unpacking, they went to the Wal-mart that suddenly appeared and bought anything that they needed.

By the time they were done shopping, it was dark. Al decided to go to bed early, either that or read. Ed and Roy made sure that Al was pre-occupied. Ed then went into Roy's room.

Roy went to brush his teeth as Ed slipped under the covers of Roy's bed. Ed was only in his boxers, in November. "Roy, I'm cold. Turn up the heat…"

Roy was about as smart as Ed when he dressed and decided he was cold too. He cranked up the heat to 72 degrees. "Just so that you know, you won't be cold for long…" Roy slid into bed with Ed. Roy didn't even turn the light off yet and Ed jumped out of bed.

"AHH! I FELT A BULGE ON MY BACK!" Roy was lying next to Ed just about to reach for the light switch. His stomach area was on Ed's back, at least until Ed jumped out of the bed.

Roy laughed nervously. "Oops, sorry…" Roy made sure that the blanket was over him from the waist down.

"That better not have been what I thought it was…" Ed slowly backed up away from the bed.

"I'm sorry, but it was. If you wish to sleep in your own bed, I understand…"

"No, its okay… are you back to normal?" Ed walked back towards the bed.

"Yeah, for the most part." Roy then got up and took Ed's boxers off of him.

Ed blushed right up to his roots and tried to get his shorts back. "ROY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?.!"

Roy threw Ed's boxers into the top of his closet. Ed squeaked and ran over to the closet to get his shorts back. Roy was laughing as he watched a naked Ed trying to reach the top shelf of his closet.

Ed noticed that Roy was watching him, ran into the bathroom, grabbed a towel, and wrapped it around his waist. Then he whined at Roy. "Roy, I want my shorts back! I'm not getting back into bed with you until I have my shorts on my butt again!"

Roy replied by slipping out of his own shirts and throwing them across the room.

Ed's eye twitched as he looked from Roy's boxers to Roy, and back to the boxers. "You know, I'm at a loss of words. I'm not sure whether to run back into my room and lock the door, or to go back into bed."

"I want you to go back into the bed, but you may leave if you want to…"

Ed fought himself in his mind for a few minutes, then he took off the towel and went into the bed. Ed smirked. "You bastard."

Roy smiled. "I know."

Ed learned some new things that night.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Don't worry Ed lovers! Ed is still a virgin! I'm not sure for how much longer, but for now he is! Let's just say that Ed gets his first oral-sex lesson... (cough cough) I'm such a pitiful person... I don't have the next chapter even started yet, so it might be a while until the next chapter comes out... I'm sorry if I take two weeks again...

OMG! Six reviews in two days! If I get anymore reviewers, I won't be able to talk individually to all of you!

virtualsheep: I hoped that chapter satisfied your yaoi lovingness... Yay another cookie! (Eating cookie) Ummm... yeah, that spork is really scaring me...

Prozacfairy: What?.! You think I made Ed and Roy out of character?.! I really tried to make them like their characters! Not really Roy, but I tried with Ed! Although, I'm glad you still like my fic...I think...(Asks good people) Am I glad? I'm not sure anymore... (Brain breaks)

Angel-of-Music1331: I'm sorry, and yes it was essential! I hoped you like this chapter because of the wonderful yaoiness...

Cathelina: Yes, it was AlXWinry, although it can't really work out right now due to the fact that Al is armor... I still love the pairing...Ed and Winry don't go together in my mind... Ed doesn't like Winry like that, Al does...He shows it sometimes!

Aeralis: Oh you saw Chicken Little? How was it? I got the fourth FMA book and I laughed and I felt depressed... Hope you liked the yaoi!

AnimeDutchess: I dunno, I didn't really like that chapter... Hope you liked this chapter!