Yay for School!

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Hello everyone! I'm in a pretty good mood right now and I felt just a little productive, so I typed up half a chapter at once! I also already started writing the next chapter! Thanksgiving is next week (I don't particularly like the holday) which means no school for a little bit! In this chapter, the government finds out that Ed and Al haven't been going to school, so they make them go to school...

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA!

Ed: Yeah, if she did, it would be very bad...I would be very gay...Roy as well...

Roy: How could I possibly be gay?.! I'm a chick magnet!

Me: (slaps Ed and Roy) YOU'RE BOTH GAY ACCEPT IT!

Ed and Roy: (Shrink in fear) S-sure...what ever you say...

Ed woke up, put some pants on, and went downstairs. Al was already up, making breakfast. "Good morning! Did you sleep well?"

Ed yawned, rubbed his eyes and said, "Yeah, I slept well… what are you making?"

"Bacon and eggs. You know, I heard something coming from Roy's room last night. Did you hear it?" Al was putting the cooked bacon on a plate.

"No, must've been your imagination…" Ed said nervously. He then walked over to the table and sat down.

Al was quite sure it wasn't his imagination, but he didn't feel like pursuing the matter any further if Ed didn't want to talk about it.

Roy then came downstairs, sat down next to Ed, took Ed's plate of food, and started eating it.

"You know, I was kind of eating that…"

"Guess what? I don't care, I'm hungry."

Ed grumbled and got himself another plate.

"Oh yeah, you two haven't been in school since you were eight and nine, correct?"

"Yeah, what about it?" Ed forgot to get himself some orange juice and got some out of the icebox.

"I was told by the higher-ups that you and your brother have to go back to school. It's a good idea if you go." Roy finished eating.

"There's a reason why we don't go to school. Me and Al decided to quite school when we realized we were as smart as or smarter than the teachers." Ed had finished his meal as well.

"Just humor me and go to school. If you two graduate in a month, I'll give you each fifty dollars. I don't think that will happen, though…"

"You're on." Ed shook hands with Roy. "So where's this school?"

"About five blocks away from Eastern Headquarters. You and Al will start in ninth and tenth grade tomorrow! Good luck!"

The Next Day

"Al, Roy is going to drive us to school! Hurry up with shining yourself!"

Ed was in Roy's bathroom because he decided to take it over. Roy walked in his bathroom wile Ed was doing his hair.

"You have too many hair products… It's taking up the whole sink area. Where am I supposed to put my toothbrush?"

"I dunno… next to mine?" Ed pointed at his toothbrush. "You need to drive me and Al to school in," Ed looked at his watch, "five minutes."

"You put way too much hairspray in your hair. I feel like if I go anywhere near you, I'll catch your head on fire…"

Ed stuck his tongue out and went back to fixing his hair.

Roy then drove Ed and Al to school. "Go to the main office to get your schedules. I'll come pick you up after school if I get out of work early enough." Al got out of the car. Roy then quickly kissed Ed and said, "Have fun at school!"

Ed smirked. "Have fun at work! I'm going to graduate in a month!" Ed got out of the car.

"Sure you are…" Roy drove off to work.

Al and Ed went to the main office and got their schedules. "Woo! I have chemistry first!" Obviously that was Ed's favorite subject.

"Ew, I have English…I don't even have science this semester…Nii-san, do I look weird? That one kid back there looked at me strangely."

"Don't worry about it, we'll only be here for a month…" Ed found his class and went in. Al's class was in a different hallway.

Ed got a lot of stares from his new classmates. He ignored them and walked up to his new teacher. "Umm… excuse me. My name's Edward Elric and I was told to come to this class. Could you tell me where I sit?"

"Hello, Ed. I'm Miss Havoc. You can sit over there by Bobby. Bobby, raise your hand so Ed can find his seat."

Ed didn't move immediately and asked, "By any chance, are you related to Jean Havoc?"

"Yes, I'm his sister. Do you know him?"

"I've seen him at military Headquarters from times to time. He's usually with the Colonel. I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist by the way." Ed went over to his seat.

"Oh, I've heard of you! Well, it's nice to meet you, now let's get back to class."

In Ed's class, they were doing a lab, so he was showing off his alchemy, gaining some friends in the process.

Al wasn't having as much fun. His teacher was Mrs. Hughes, which was nice, but his classmates were sort of mean. Al also could barely fit in his seat. "Umm… Mrs. Hughes? Could I have a bigger chair? I can't fit…"

Mrs. Hughes got a new desk and chair for him that he could actually fit in. poor Al kept on having questions shot at him. Random kids would ask Al questions like "Why are you wearing armor? Shouldn't you take it off? And those spikes on your shoulders look awfully dangerous…"

"I have to, no, and I can't help the spikes." Al was getting really angry and was about to take off his head in a minute to scare the crap out of the kids. Then the rational part of his mind thought that it was a bad idea.

"Leave Al alone, class." Mrs. Hughes said. Then she walked up to Al and said, "I'm really sorry. How have you and Ed been?"

"We've been fine. How's Elycia?" Al had to bend down to talk to Mrs. Hughes without the class listening.

"Oh, she's been fine, she's really missing Maes a lot…She doesn't seem to understand that he won't be coming back." Mrs. Hughes looked like she was about to cry.

"Ah…Ah…how about we start class?" Al didn't mean to make Mrs. Hughes almost cry.

"Yeah…we should." Mrs. Hughes walked back up to the front of the room. Al realized that Wrath was in the class as well.

Ed and Al had the same lunch, so they sat together. Wrath sat with them as well.

"So, how's your first day of school, Nii-san?" Al just sat there watching Ed eat.

"Oh, it's great! Being a state alchemist made me pretty popular. Although, there was that one bastard that called me a bean… How's your day so far?"

"Not good at all…people keep on asking me questions on why I'm in a suit of armor…Although, I have Mrs. Hughes as my English teacher!"

"Aww that sucks…tell Mrs. Hughes I said hi. Maybe if you show them some alchemy, they won't bother you anymore about the armor… you do have some chalk on you, right?"

"Yeah, I always do… I could also say you're my brother…Ah, well, I hope we graduate in a month…I hate school…"

Ed's day went well except everyone kept on asking him why he was so short.

Al's day went better when he said that is brother was Ed and when he performed alchemy.

At the end of the day, they had to talk home since Roy was still at work. Ed decided to pay Roy a visit. "Al, you go ahead home. I'm going to visit Roy at work."

"Okay, I guess I'll see you later." Al and Ed went in opposite directions.

Ed walked into Roy's office without knocking. Roy almost had a heart attack when he thought it was Hawkeye opening the door. Roy was in the corner, finishing knitting a sweater. "Ed! Don't scare me like that!"

"Oh, sorry. Is that the sweater you were making me back at the beach house?" Ed went over and sat on Roy's lap.

"Yeah, I'm practically done. In fact, I'll probably have it done today. How was school?" Roy started playing with Ed's bangs.

"School was fine, I'm pretty popular now. Al's day didn't go as well. He got questioned on his appearance a lot. Luckily, no one say my automail. They just know I'm in the military and I can perform alchemy. Oh yeah. Havoc's sister is my teacher and Mrs. Hughes is Al's teacher."

"That's nice, but it was reckless of you to reveal yourself as the Fullmetal Alchemist. One of these kids could tell their parents and their parents could tell other people and so on. In other words, you could have given away your location to Scar or something."

"Oops…Wrath is in Al's class as well… when do you get out of work?" Ed leaned on Roy.

"Very soon. In fact I could leave now, as long as we don't pass by Riza…" Ed and Roy poked their heads out of the office. "The coast is clear…let's go!" both of them ran out of the building into Roy's car. Luckily, Riza didn't see them.

When they got home, they found Al making dinner. "Hello, Roy! Hi, Nii-san! I hope you're in the mood for tacos!"

"Tacos… Mmmmm…I need to get started on my homework…"

"Uhh…I'll go help him…" Roy and Ed went upstairs.

"I don't think I want to know what Ed and Roy are really doing…" Al thought.

Ed and Roy ended up on Roy's bed, both shirtless and making out. Ed had his hair down.

Al called from downstairs, "Dinner!"

Ed and Roy quickly put their shirts on and went downstairs. Ed's hair was still down. "Nii-san, why is your hair down?"

"I just so happen to like it down. I told him to take it down wile I was helping him with his homework," Roy said, and then started eating.

"Sure…" Al thought to himself.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm making Ed and Roy go to a spa! Why? I have absolutly no clue at all! It just suddenly popped into my head during my German class! Hope you liked the chapter, sorry for the lack of yaoi, but I promise some nice yaoi in the next chapter because Al isn't going to be there!

I feel so loved! I'm actually getting quite a few reviews! I'm finally being recognized after about 23 chapters!

Elion: No I wouldn't scar Al like that for life...The poor guy would never be able to look at Ed ever again...smirking like a crazy flying Mountain Dew? What's up with that?

virtualsheep: Wow, that'sa lot of cookies...(takes your box of cookies and runs away) Glad you liked the yaoi!

Prozacfairy: Don't worry you didn't upset meh! I just try to keep some of the characters true to the attitude that they were given by the manga-ka god know as Hiromu Arakawa...

AnimeDutchess: Yes! The random German-speaking Wrath!

St. Jimmy666: I feel quite honored if you normally don't like yaoi!

Cathelina: The eye makeup thing came from a discussion that I had with my friend. I can't quite remember what the conversation was, but I came up with the idea to put eye makeup on Ed...

angelic theif: That was a huge review you gave me...Took me like two minutes to read it...I inspired you? O.O I feel honored! So you have an armor fetish as well... I like Ed and Al with all my messed up Anime heart...

Aeralis: Yes I love the last sentence of the last chapter! I love giving people ideas! I'm so ebil! AHH EVIL TAMBORINES OF DOOM! GET THEM AWAY! (Gets first aid kit for broken arms) Don't try hugging Al ever again...

Angel-of-Music1331: Yes, I made yaoi, but I apologize for my lack of yaoi in this chapter...