Spa Day

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Yay! I'm so happy I got this up before Thanksgiving! This one has some yaoi/shounen-ai in it! I'm going to see Harry Potter on Saturday and I'm so happy... there's not much to say except that Envy is an idiot in this chapter... Oh yeah, decided that it's not allowed to put reviewer replies in a fic, but they added this nifty little thing where I can reply directly and it will send you an e-mail. So if you review my fic, please check your e-mail, there will probably be a reply from me!

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Ed: -Moping- I dun wanna be gay...

Me: Too bad, in this fic, I own your soul...

Ed: I don't remember you ever buying my soul...

Me: I bought it on E-bay when you weren't looking.

It was the weekend, so there was no school. "Ed! Let's go do something today! You don't have school!"

Ed rolled over in his bed and glared at Roy. This was one of his few days when he could sleep in. "Can't you see that I'm sleeping? I would like to continue to do that…"

"But I have passes to go to a spa! Let's go!" Roy started hitting Ed with a pillow, causing the little Roy plush to fall out of the bed. Ed realized the plush fell and quickly grabbed it off the floor. "You really love that plush, don't you?"

"Yes, I love it a lot, but I love the person that it's copying even more. I would love that person even more if he stopped HITTING ME WITH A PILLOW!" Ed pulled his covers over his head.

"You can relax at the spa! Let's go!" Roy took Ed by his ankles and pulled him off the bed.

Ed grumbled random curses, then went downstairs to get some breakfast.

After he was done with breakfast, Ed pulled on a long-sleeved, red shirt and his black pants. The shirt had a Nicholas Flammel symbol at the bottom of the left sleeve. He didn't even put his hair up yet when he went looking for Roy. "Roy, I guess I'll go, but what is Al going to do?" Ed found Roy in his bed room, putting his shirt on.

"Oh, Al said that he would just stay home. Are you ready to go?"

"For the most part, I just have to put my hair up and put my shoes on."

"Well, go do that, I'm ready to go. And make sure you bring a short-sleeved shirt or something, you'll get warm at the spa."

Ed shrugged and left.

Ed came back to Roy a few minutes later with is hair in a ponytail and had his boots on. He also had a black tank top in hand. "I'm ready to go now. Let's go." Ed walked down to the foyer and waited for Roy.

Roy came down the stairs and they told Al that they were leaving. They went out to the car.

The spa was about forty-five minutes away, but nothing all that exciting happened. Envy did randomly jump into the read and said, "I like cheese!" But that was about it. Toy ran over Envy, using up one of his lives. Envy was cursing them out as they drove away.

When they got to the spa, not very many people were there. "Where is everyone? It is the weekend, there should be people here…"

Roy smiled. "Oh, this spa's really expensive, so not many people go."

"You didn't have to spend all of that money on me! I would've just been happy going to dinner!"

"Well, too bad, I already got passes and they're non-refundable, so enjoy yourself here."

The got massages fires and the guy that did Ed ended up cutting his hand. He was trying to massage Ed's shoulders and accidentally got his hand caught on the automail. They left early and decided to do something else.

Ed got his nails done, but he only got them to be shiny, not painted. Roy refused to do that and got a facial instead. Ed was done before Roy, and he waked in while Roy still had the mud on his face. Ed spazed, causing him to crash into the table, then falling onto Roy.

Ed blushed hoping that no one else was there, luckily there was nobody. Then he kissed Roy on the neck and got up. "Roy, get that crap off of your face. I want to go to the hot springs!"

"I can't… I have to wait for the lady to come back."

As soon as Roy said that, Ed ran out of he room, grabbed some person that worked there and ordered them to take the mask off.

When that was done, Ed and Roy went to the hot spring. "Why did you want to go to the springs so bad?"

Ed smirked, "Because we have our own area and we're nakki."

Roy rubbed Ed's head. "You little pervert! Well, I like they way you think."

They both stripped and wrapped a towel around their waist. As soon as they go into their own little section of the spring, they took their towels off and stepped into the pool.

Ed was a bit paranoid that there will be people looking over the fence at him. After about five minutes, he decided it was safe and swam around a bit while Roy just sat on a little bench in the spring and watched.

Ed was swimming really funny because he didn't know how to swim. The automail kept on weighing him down and making him sink whenever his feet left the ground. After attempting to swim about ten times, he gave up and sat on Roy's lap. "Roy, I realized I can't swim."

Roy started petting Ed. "I didn't think you would be able to swim with two chunks of heavy metal on you."

Ed stuck his tongue out and draped his automail arm around Roy's shoulders. Then he put the top of his head into the side of Roy's neck. Roy started to shiver. "What's wrong?"

"Your automail is really cold…"

"Oops, sorry." Ed took his arm off of Roy. The he moved so that it was his flesh arm against him. "Better?"

"Yes." Then Roy kissed Ed and made out with him for about five minutes. "You know I was wondering. Where did you learn to kiss so well? You kiss a little bit too well for a fifteen year old that never had a girl friend…"

"What do you mean I never had a girlfriend?.!" Ed then covered up his mouth and his eyes went wide.

"Oh, so you did have a girlfriend? Do tell."

"I'm sorry, but I don't kiss and tell. It's for me to know and for you to never find out!" Ed then went across the spring and stuck his tongue out.

"Fine… I guess I'll have to annoy it out of you." Roy went over to Ed and started poking him.

"Stop…"

Poke.

"Please…"

Poke poke.

"You're annoying me…"

Poke poke poke.

"Ahh! That tickles!"

Roy found out that Ed was ticklish and started tickling instead. Ed burst out laughing and accidentally inhaled water. He then started choking. Roy stopped so that Ed wouldn't die.

"Well, tell me…" Roy whined at Ed.

Ed mumbled, "Winry."

"Winry?.! It seemed like you never liked her!"

"It was for three months when I was fourteen. She made out with me twice. I didn't think it felt right since I thought of her as a sister, so I broke up with her. She still likes me, though… Happy?"

"I guess… is there anyone else I should know about?"

Ed looked at his feet and mumbled, "No…I didn't have time for girls…"

"Don't get all depressed! I still love you anyway!" Roy went and hugged Ed.

I'm not getting depressed! What gave you that idea?"

Roy smirked and playfully smaked Ed on the butt before going back across to the bench that was in the spring.

Ed blushed like mad and sat on Roy's lap. Roy ran a finger down Ed's back causing him to shiver. Ed wanted pay back for Roy smacking him on the butt, so he licked him in the ear. Ed knew that Roy hated that.

An Hour Later

"That was a lot of fun, Roy. I'm glad you took me." Then he said in a little chibi voice, "Thank you!"

"You're quite welcome. I had fun as well. I was planning on relaxing while I was there, but what we did was fine. I'm hungry though…"

"When we get home, I'll make something, for once."

"Will you? That would be wonderful!"

Ed and Roy got into the car and went home. They ended up running Envy over again because he didn't learn the first time.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, I hoped you good people liked this chapter... In the next chapter Al finds some...things in Roy's room on the weekend when he's cleaning the room...No more review responses! I replied to all of you who reviewed! Check your e-mail if you didn't already!