The Weird Green Object

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, I had a wonderful Thanksgiving and I hope everyone else did as well. I saw the Harry Potter movie and was disappointed... I'm also broke because of a wonderful holiday called Christmas... Although, I'm getting many FMA stuff for Christmas, so it's not that bad... anyway, this chapter, Al finds a mysterious green object in Ed and Roy's room. Al's slightly naiive in this chapter, but not too much, he knows more than Ed thinks... There's a little bit of Al POV in this as well, like what Al thinks about Ed and Roy's relationship...

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!

Ed: If she did, Al would be reading dirty novels...

Al: But I'm not like that!

Me: Yes you are Al, shut up, I own your soul...

Ed: But you just said you don't own us...

Me: ...Fine, but in my own world, I own your's, Al's and Roy's soul... but this isn't my own world so I'll shut up...

Ed: Good...

Me: -Kicks Ed-

Ed sleeping with Roy was now a normal thing. Al made sure not to go into Roy's room until both of them were awake and eating breakfast in the kitchen. He walked in there once wile they were sleeping to clean up the room a little bit. He ended up scarred for life because he found out Ed and Roy like to sleep with each other… naked.

Although, Al is quite the optimist. He didn't mind that Ed slept with Roy because that meant he didn't have to make two beds, only one. He also didn't mind that they slept naked because that meant less laundry for him. He just had to make sure they were fully dressed before entering.

Every morning Al had to pick up clothes that were scattered around the room, and on the weekend, carefully pick the sheets up. Ed and Roy were at least nice enough to take the sheets off of the bed for him. He had gotten used to this routine.

He still had to go to school everyday, and Ed was close to graduating. Al was still in eleventh grade now and Ed was at the end of twelfth. Al didn't think he will make the month, but was quite sure that Ed would win the bet.

It was a Sunday, so Al had to wash the sheets. When he was carefully picking up the sheets, something green rolled out. Al made a mental note to himself to take care of it after he washed the sheets.

While Al was washing the sheets, Roy went into his room and found the green object on his floor. He quickly picked it up, washed it, and just as he was about to put it away, Al walked back in. "Oh shit…" Roy thought as his hand was just about to open up his dresser drawer.

"Oh, hello Roy! I was just cleaning up like I always do. What is that green thing you're holding? I saw it when I was picking up the sheets."

Roy quickly stuffed the object into his dresser. "Uh… it's nothing! Nothing at all! Forget everything you saw!" Roy said nervously.

"Well, if you put it that way, I know it's defiantly something. I'm going to ask nii-san about it." Al ran downstairs to find Ed. Roy just stood in his room with his mouth open in surprise.

"Nii-san! Nii-san! I have something to ask you!"

Ed was curled up in a chair reading a book. He looked up at Al and asked, "What?"

"When I was cleaning your room, I found this green thing. I left it on the floor while I washed the sheets. When I came back into the room, Roy was putting it away in the dresser. Do you know what that green thing is?"

Ed's eyes went really wide. Then he said, "I-it's nothing. At least nothing of your concern. Forget that you ever saw the object."

Al folded his arms. "Just tell me. I'll find out sooner or later, and you know that."

"…You're right, I do know you'll find out, but I won't be the one to tell you. I also suggest that you don't touch it because that would be gross. Now leave me alone, I was reading."

Al sighed and left Ed to his reading. "I'm not quite sure if I want to know what this object does… I just with that nii-san would just tell me things without me finding out for myself…"

Al went back into Roy's room to finish cleaning up. After he was done, curiosity got the better of him. He made sure that Ed and Roy were nowhere near the room. Then, he opened up Roy's dresser. He found the green object in there slightly under the socks. It was about eight and a half to nine inches long and sort of odd shaped. He found a switch on the side and he flipped it. The object started to vibrate and go around in circles. Obviously, Al couldn't feel the vibrating, but started to realize what it was. He immediately switched it off and shoved it back into Roy's dresser. "Eewwww… I wish I never touched it. I should've taken Ed's advice…" Al went over to the sink and washed his hands. Then he dried himself really well so his hands wouldn't rust.

Meanwhile, Ed was attempting to make a London broil, but ended up burning it. Roy was laughing at him until Ed said that he was going to make Roy eat it.

Al came downstairs and saw some smoke, then went into the kitchen. "Ed, I refuse to clean yours and Roy's room for now on. I discovered what the green object was."

Ed and Roy started at each other with nervous to almost scared looks on their faces. "Al, didn't I tell you to forget about it? You now me and Roy have to time to clean our room. It's entirely your fault if you're scarred for life. Also, since when did you know what a sex toy did?"

Al shuffled his feet where he was standing. "Umm… In some novels that I have read?"

"What kind of books are you reading?.!"

"None of your business. Also, you might want to do something with that stove that's catching on fire."

Ed had somehow managed to take the London broil out, and then turned on the stove top with the London broil on the stove top. He whirled around to see the steak on fire. Ed quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher and stopped the fire. He then turned off the stove top and tried to save the poor London broil. It didn't work.

"I guess we're ordering out again…" Roy got up from the table. "Would you like to come with me, Ed?"

Ed shrugged and said, "Sure why not?"

Ed and Roy went to the care and drove off to the restaurant and had dinner there, leaving Al alone.

"I worry about Ed sometimes…Although, it is his life and I can't stop him from doing anything… I can't wait until I have my body back. As soon as I have it back, I'm going to get a girlfriend. It's not fun to not be able to like any girls… I'll probably ask Winry first, hopefully she'll say yes…" Al continued to think like this for a while until he decided that rambling to himself was boring. Then he went up to his room and read.

"Roy, I fell a little bit bad for keeping Al in the dark. I would hate it if he started doing stuff like that, if he had a body, of course."

"Well, do you want to tell Al everything?"

"Not really, but I don't want to hurt Al either when he finds out these things for himself."

"Then why are you complaining to me? He is your brother, after all."

Ed sighed. "I know… I just don't know what to do… Also, with our relationship… I'm not doing as much to try and return Al back to normal…"

"So are you implying that we should break up?" Roy leaned over the table a little.

"No! I didn't mean that! It's just that, you'll have to deal with me going away whenever I have a lead. I would greatly appreciate if you ever hear anything and pass the information to me, by the way."

"I realize that, and you know I will try to give you as much information as possible."

Ed nodded solemnly and finished eating. After that, they paid and went home.

A few hours later it was time for bed. Ed didn't want to go to bed right away, and he noticed that he forgot to do his homework. It was a Sunday. Roy tried to help Ed, but that didn't work well. Ed was too smart for him, so he gave up and decided to distract Ed instead. Roy started nibbling on Ed's ear, but got swatted in the face. "Leave me alone! I'm trying to do my homework! It won't take me much longer if you leave me alone."

Roy stopped and waited patiently for Ed to be done. In the meantime, he decided to strip down to his underwear. Ed finished just before Roy was about to attack him. "Just hold on a minute. I need to put my things away."

Ed put his books in his book bag. Then he stripped down all the way and tackled Roy onto the bed to take his long briefs off. Roy didn't struggle much, but he did poke Ed in the stomach.

"Roy, I have to go to school tomorrow and you have to go to work, we can't do anything tonight."

Roy made a noise of disappointment, but he decided that Ed was right. He then got into bed and Ed did as well.

Ed had sort of abandoned the Roy plush that was sitting in his unused room. It was because he had the real person hold him like a teddy bear every night. Roy switched off the light and they went to sleep.

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, hope you good people liked that chapter! Notice I've been trying to work faster... If you haven't that's ok, but I know that I'm working faster! The next chapter, Al notices that Ed is going blind, so he makes him get glasses! Roy likes them ,but Ed doesn't... I already started writing it, so hopfully it shouldn't take too long...

Edit: I'm sorry for all the typos... I keep on typing 'Roy' as 'toy'... please bear with me, I'm just trying to type my story fast so that everyone can see it as soon as possible... If anyone ever sees typos, just tell me in the reviews and I'll fix them right away!