Ed Has Glasses?

Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well, I'm sorry for the long delay, but I have been restricted from computer use. I can now only use the computer for one hour on school days... On weekends or holidays, I'm free to use the computer as I please, but I'll now only be able to post on holidays or weekends, I'm terribly sorry, it's all my fault for getting bad grades... This chapter, Ed gets glasses, hates them and then yells at Al for reading cheap dime store novels that have way too much sex in them! O yeah, I also made a Fullmetal Alchemist forum! Just go onto my profile screen and there should be a thing that says forums... post whatever you want there, just no SPAM please! Or I'll sing the SPAM song!

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Roy: I'M A DEADLY NINJA WITH FEBREEZE!

Me and Ed: O.O -steps away slowly-

Ed and Roy decided to go out for dinner due to the fact that Roy was being a lazy ass. They invited Al to come along, even though he doesn't eat. He accepted because he was a little worried about his nii-san. They decided to go to a nice café/restaurant. While they were looking at the menu, Ed took out some glasses. "Since when did you wear glasses?"

"Since I started going blind. I only use them when I'm reading," Ed grumbled.

"But I've seen you read before and you weren't wearing glasses."

"Two weeks ago on the weekend while you were at work, I made brother go to the eye doctor. He kept on complaining how he couldn't read properly because his eyes wouldn't let him. He hasn't been reading much since then because he hates his glasses."

"Oh. It makes you look smarter, Ed. Although, you already are way too smart…" Roy smiled.

Ed growled and ripped the glasses off of his face. Then he threw them on the ground and stomped on them. "I hate them…"

Al sighed and drew a transmutation circle around the glasses, and then he fixed them. He handed them back to his growing brother. "Come on, nii-san. It's even worse for your eyes if you don't use them."

"You look nice in them! Also, you only need them for reading, so that shouldn't be a problem," Roy said.

The waiter came over and took their orders. The guy kept on insisting that Al should eat something, and Al kept on politely declining. The guy didn't stop bothering him until Ed threatened to transmute the guy into the table.

"Well, I guess I'll wear them… I have no choice anyway. I can't do research without them. I'm not going to stop looking for the Philosopher's Stone just because of stupid glasses. Also, Roy likes them."

"What, my opinion doesn't count anymore?" Al asked.

"Well, not really. You would say that they were nice no matter what."

Al flicked Ed in the head. "What was that for!"

"For you being mean."

Ed growled and decided to talk to Roy instead. "Have you heard anything on the Philosopher's Stone?"

"Not really, I've only heard bits and pieces about random people that are suspected to have unfinished stones," Roy said.

"Well, if you hear anything at all, tell me right away."

"Of course."

Ed and Roy had finished eating and paid for the food. Then they went back home.

Greed was sitting in their house when they came home. He was cleaning out the snack closet in the process.

Ed was the first one to talk in. he spazed when he saw Greed eating his precious Pocky. "Greed! What the hell?.!"

Greed just stared at Ed, and then continued to eat.

"Greed, what are you doing in my house?" Roy snatched the half eaten box of Pocky from Greed.

"I'm waiting for Envy. He said to meet him at your house, so I came here and decided to eat your food in the process."

"Shouldn't it be Gluttony doing that?" Ed asked while nibbling his Pocky.

"Well, you could say I was greedy with the food, but that's beside the point. Have you seen Envy?"

"No. Please get out of my house, now." Roy pointed at the door for Greed to leave.

"Not until Envy gets here."

"Why are you waiting for that palm tree?" Envy had just entered the room when Ed said 'palm tree'.

"Why are you calling me a palm tree, you chibi?.!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BUG THAT IT ESCAPES THE WRATH OF A SHOW BECAUSE IT'S SO SMALL THAT IT FITS IN BETWEEN THE GROVES?.!"

Envy just stared at Ed, and then said, "I didn't say that at all…"

"WELL YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE!"

Roy had to take Ed into a different room so that he would calm down. Then, he went back into this living room. "Okay, now why are you two here again?"

"We're just about to leave now! Bye!" Envy grabbed Greed by the wrist and ran out the door.

"What was that all about?" Al asked Roy.

Roy just shrugged and retrieved Ed from the other room.

"I think Greed and Envy are together!" Ed blurted out. Then, the three of them did a group shudder.

"Are the homunculi allowed to do that?" Al asked Ed.

"Not sure, but I'm quite sure I don't want to know."

"You know, I'm quite sure that our relationship, in fact any relationship, isn't allowed in the military. Also you're underage. That might be why Hawkeye has been a little meaner to me than usually. You know she's always abiding and enforcing the rules."

"I never thought of that. Maybe we shouldn't kiss each other at the office on a daily basis…" Ed then noticed that Al was still there.

"You show public displays of affection at the office?.!" Al was really surprised.

Ed scratched the back of his head. "Ummm… yes? We probably won't now since we don't want to be fired…" Then he mumbled under his breath, "We do enough kissing in bed anyway. I won't miss a few kisses that I get at the office…"

Roy smiled a little bit because he heard what Ed said.

Al went up to his room. He didn't feel like learning anymore about his brother's relationship. Ed yelled after Al, "You better not be reading any of those cheap drug store novels that have too much sex in them! I found one of your books lying on your table yesterday, and I almost passed out!"

"Don't worry! I'm not!" Al lied. Fury kept on giving him these cheap drug store novels to read. Al kind of liked them and they did tell him things that he knew he could never learn from his brother. He sat at his desk and read his newest novel he got from Fury.

Ed sat on the couch and grabbed his book off the coffee table. He remembered he left his glasses in his coat pocket, so he got them, grumbling at the same time. He sat back onto the couch, put his glasses on, and started reading.

Roy was bored, so he slowly made his way over to Ed. First, sitting on the other end of the couch, then he slowly scooted over to Ed until he was practically in Ed's lap. Ed looked up from his book asking, "What are you doing? I'm researching."

Roy wrapped his arm around Ed's shoulders and whined, "I'm bored…"

"Well, I'm not. I would like to get some reading done before I go to bed."

"You're no fun. It's almost time for bed anyway. Also, don't you have homework for school?"

"No, I have no homework. I'm taking my SAT's day after tomorrow. I'll be graduating in a week."

"Then I guess I'll owe you $50. How are the kids at school?"

"They're very stupid and gullible. I have formed my own 'Fullmetal Alchemist Cult'. I have students that do my bidding. How cool is that? All I have to do is perform alchemy once in a while and I can have whatever I want from my classmates. They're even older than I am now that I'm a senior in high school."

Roy just blinked and then stared at Ed. After a minute he asked, "You formed a cult?"

"Yes. I quite like it too, although those kids will be disappointed when I graduate."

"I think school has greatly inflated your ego. When you go back to working regularly at the office again, your ego is going to pop."

"But I like my cult! Can I form another cult in the military?"

"Of course not! Hawkeye won't allow it anyway."

Ed did a fake sniffle and decided he would bother Al. Ed knocked on Al's bedroom door. Al quickly put the book in his desk and pulled out an alchemy book. Then he yelled, "Come in!"

Ed walked in and said, "Al, I'm bored."

"How about you go to bed? We do have to go to school tomorrow."

Ed sighed. "I guess you're right, but I'll be graduating really soon!"

"I know that, nii-san. I would like to return to my reading, if you don't mind."

"What are you reading?"

"An alchemy book. Now, please leave."

Ed shrugged and went into this own room. Roy was already getting dressed or bed. Ed tackled Roy onto the bed as he was putting his pants on. Roy laughed, kissed Ed on the cheek, and said, "I would like to put my pants on. It's starting to get too cold to sleep nakkie. You also need to do something about that automail. It wakes me up whenever it touches me. Don't you have a sock or something to put over your arm and leg?"

"Yes, I have a giant sock for my arm and leg, but I hate using it. My automail gets caught in it and it limits my movement."

"But I get cold in bed! At least wear the arm and led socks to bed. Also, won't your joints freeze up?"

Ed sighed and said, "You're sounding like Winry except for the bed part… Fine, I'll wear them, but don't expect me to ever take off my long sleeve shirts. The socks are very ugly."

"I'm fine with you wearing long sleeve shirts. Just wear the sock things."

Ed went over to his section of the dresser and grabbed two sock like things. One of them was just a long sleeve with a drawstring at the top. The other one looked like a sock, but that had a drawstring on it too. "Roy, I'm going to need you to put on the arm sock and help me put my shirt on."

Roy nodded and slid on the arm sock and tied it tightly at the top. "You hand is still going to be cold, though…"

Ed smirked while he was helping Roy put his shirt on. "Well, I could keep it in your pants and your ass will warm it up."

"No, keep your cold hand in your own pants."

Ed stuck his tongue out and changed into pajama pants, and he was having a problem getting one pant leg over the sock. He got his pants on and went into the bed.

Roy jumped into the bed, almost on top of Ed. Ed had nearly missed being squished by a man almost twice the size of him.

Roy then slid into the covers and hugged Ed as an apology for almost killing him. Then Roy turned off the light on the bedside table and they went to sleep.

Al was still in his room reading his book.

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